Virginia Tech at Boston College Game Time, TV Info, and Open Thread

The Hokies seek another win towards bowl eligibility.

[Mark Umansky]

Who: Virginia Tech Hokies (4-4, 2-2 ACC) at Boston College Eagles (4-4, 0-4 ACC)
When: Friday, November 5, 2021 at 7:30 PM EDT
Where: Chestnut Hill, MA | Alumni Stadium (55,000)
Watch/Listen: ESPN2 / Virginia Tech IMG
Spread: VT -3.0
Weather: 47ยฐF, Cloudy
Series: The Hokies are 19-10 all-time against BC.
Reppin' TKP: Not making this road trip.
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Let's Go!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Hokies!

VB born, class of '14

HOKIES!

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

All aboard the Da'Wain train! (hopefully)

VB born, class of '14

Fuck Phil Jurkovec ....... with him in the lineup and Tre Turner out this game looking like it may get ugly

let's go Hokies!!! Shoutout to all the VT fans who
Said hi to me in Boston this morning/afternoon as I was wandering north end

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Never want someone to get injured, but couldn't Jurkovec have stayed injured for one more week๐Ÿ˜ญ

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

I was confused why BC was doing a second red bandana game but it's because 9/11 was an away game for them.

Hokie Club member since 2017

I want Tech to show up in Charlottesville with the 99 uniforms on. Who cares if we draw a flag for improper equipment. Just wear them and dominate. Scott is Lane north anyway so it's a home game.

Neat

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Go Lofton

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

Line already over to a pick em or BC +1

VB born, class of '14

Of course he's playing.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

The Hokies seek another win towards bowl eligibility Oof, that time of the year again already

Goddamnit. Is this the red bandana game? We're doomed.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

These kids plying now weren't even born on 9-11...dang

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

I have always bet BC on red-bandana night. That didn't change tonight.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

They win about half the time on red-bandana night.

I never knew the backstory behind the red bandana game until just now. Salute

One of these teams is gonna get destroyed tonight, still 50/50 on which one it is tbh

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
โ€œI served in the United States Navy"

We also wore White/Orange/White when we lost to ODU

They should've burned that combination from future consideration after that game

Why does BB3 never keep these reads. He's always uncovered.

Edit: He did and got a first down.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

Brad just refreshed TKP

Whoah. Tre out and BC gets Jurk back???

Any word on why Tre is out??

I heard cracked sternum (chest) on Twitter. Take that for what it is... no sources

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

horrible spot

BB with a little block on the double reverse.

My wife surprised me and we're at the game

Anyone else here?

Did she drug you and throw you in the trunk?

Nah, we were supposed to fly to Dallas for the broncos-cowboys game on Sunday. I thought we were leaving for Dallas today, we surprised me with this detour at the airport.

We're still flying to Dallas for that game too. Amazing wife

Enjoy man. Awesome weekend

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

That's awesome.

Congrats.

On your excellent choice in a wife.

Tre out, we are basically running a single wing offense. Over/under 10 passes tonight?

How was that ball simultaneously underthrown and overthrown?

Looked to me like Lofton misjudged it. He stopped and it went over his head.

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

There was a little tugging by the DB, too.

QUIT LISTENING TO ANNOUNCERS WHO SAY A BALL THAT WENT 4 FEET OVER THE RECEIVERS HEAD WAS UNDERTHROWN. THESE GUYS AIN'T THE A TEAM

The LewDew, Professional Golf Bum

Braxton has zero arm strength...EVERY throw is under thrown it's maddening

After watching BB throw that ball to Lofton, it's fairy easy to see why we should run it every play.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

We need to stop shooting ourselves the foot with those penalties.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Man, I love having an accurate QB, how bout you guys?

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

False start, run on 2nd and 13? Then a duck of a throw. Just disappointing how common that all is

VB born, class of '14

Well folks, unless there is some serious rust on Jurkovec, this is about to be really ugly

Corny strikes again!!!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

We basically forfeited the drive when we chose to run on 2nd and 13

Hol-ding

Jurkovec won't even need to throw it tonight

Huge hold on Conner, Acc Refs, nice

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Is it bad that I watch the Hokies the same way I've been watching the Redskins for the past 30 years?

Is coronavirus over yet?

You are not alone!

There's a reason my wife (Skin's fan) calls them the Baby Redskins. SMH.

Looks like it's going to be long night, loooong

Cole Nelson and Wilfried Pene sighting on DL

Wasted turnover

I hate everything.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

Oh, come on Strong ...

Careless with the ball

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Understatement

oh my god

I like that little jam BC plays between downs.

I didn't hear it til the 3rd quarter, I'm pretty sure it's the air ship music from super Mario bros 3.

The most VT thing I've ever seen

Little Bobby Tables told me my signature was false

That's some Hokie shit right there

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Chokie*

Hokie Club member since 2017

Trash ball protection!!!

FIRST DOWN, HOKIES!

Everything going wrong so far, giving away a turnover....ouch

The LewDew, Professional Golf Bum

I knew he was fumbling that as soon as I saw how he was swinging it around. This team is comically bad.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

A program, distilled to one play

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

Strong looked like he didn't know what to do after the INT. Looked around wondering if he should go down or run it.

JUST. FUCKING. GO. DOWN.

Get a few yards and go down. Holy shit

โ€œAlso, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.โ€ - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

What is that horribly annoying song? My God it's worse than Rocky Top!

I think it's Kids by MGMT played on...jazz guitar?

Nice catch, I think you are right.

Fuenteball!

That whole sequence was a metaphor for 2016-2021.

Good news, acts of God are out to prevent our success

Feels like we're gonna lose another game because we can't get out of our own way.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

We are so poorly coached in every aspect of the game. I am just done with this season.

Whoa nelly. That was coaching?!? I mean yea. Im all for a new regime but that is on strong.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

No, just everything. Coaches should have taught Strong to not carry the ball like that. We are out of position on almost every play. Receiver and BB3 seem on completely different pages half the time. BB3 doesn't seem to know how to read the field. So many discipline penalties this year. Just bad coaching all over.

Uh, you're supposed to learn that in HS. The coaches suck and there is plenty to blame them for. This isn't it.

Oh ffs

This is gonna be a long night

This is my school
This is home

Welp this freaking sucks

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

trash

Are we playing, expecting to loose?

My bowel feels loose from watching this game

Hokie Club member since 2017

I see what you did there.

Life is good.

Bailey dove with his head down and whiffed against the qb. Effing soft man

A defense full of G5 level athletes getting consistently juked or run over by average P5 teams. This is Virginia Tech football.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Do we coach the players what to do after they intercept the ball?

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

my question exactly!

Go Hokies

That's on strong, not the coaches.

Maybe. Maybe not.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Na if you coach a kid up enough to do something as simple as run normal after an int they will do it

Hokie Club member since 2017

*chef's kiss*

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

Strong really outperformed his ranking last year, but this has definitely been regressing toward the mean. He's had a tough season.

Let the Jurkovic circle jerk begin

Little Bobby Tables told me my signature was false

Circle Jurkovic. How did you miss that?

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

I feel like having a last name of strong men's you should be strong to enough to hold onto the ball

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

This f'n qb is acting like he's the second coming of Jesus Christ in that celebration as if he didn't throw a horrific interception a min ago

The worst part of that sequence is that my mood didn't really change at any point from the interception to the touchdown.

I am so numb.

This is all of us.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Yep, my sequence of events:

Make int - "Oh look at that"
*sip of beer*
Fumble the int - "Oh would you look at that"
*sip of beer*

I've gone from being pissed when stuff like that's happens, to just depressed. Being numb to it is very very close.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Same

Time to get drunk and listen to numb by linkin park on repeat

Hokie Club member since 2017

Expected outcomes and all

This is my school
This is home

@granville, what I've learned, is that if you expect the worst, you can never be disappointed.

I mean almost I still get disappointed about us sometimes.

I feel like "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed" is how I feel after every Tech football game these days.

Never mad, but perpetually disappointed.

And then we let the lanky bozo who threw a terrible pick waltz in to the endzone, as if the announcers didn't have enough of a hard-on for the guy

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Fuck Matt Ryan!!!

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Put in bullock

you might get your wish before the night is over.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

The only thing I hate more than this staff is when the TV sequence is TD - Commercial - Kickoff - Commercial.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

Has a coach ever been fired in middle of a game? First quarter to be more specific?

Let's make history, Whit.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

#MakeTheMove

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Pls whit

Hokie Club member since 2017

whit pls

โ€œAlso, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.โ€ - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

Gee, the Ruffles commercial sure sounds like Tech, coach with no will to win.(or a plan to win)

How bout let's win the f'ing game. These guys are no better - need to answer. Now

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

There goes burmeister. Jesus

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

And that's why we never run with BB...

TAJH TIME

Bye bye Braxton

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

We are so fragile

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Hahaha

VB born, class of '14

This is looking like the Fuente Swan Song tonight.

Big brain Whit was just waiting for a loss on the road to leave Fu on the tarmac

Well, it looks like changes come, ready or not.

BB3 really needs to rest, he's been hurt all year, and gets hurt again

Mike Brewer got hit a lot harder than BB3 and he always came back...this guy is soft

Brewer was one tough motherf'er.

Give it to Tahj

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

This is my school
This is home

Burmeister should enter the transfer portal right now. Before Fuente gets him killed trying to make the Continental Tire Bowl.

we really gotta be worrying about his long term health at this point, it looks like he shouldn't have been playing

30 year old Braxton's body is really going to hate what 21 or 22 year old Braxton is going through right now.

Will he pass?

Malachi with 35 carries instead

Little Bobby Tables told me my signature was false

Fuente is saving Tajh for the 1st and 10 from our own 1-yard line drive.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

That was a late launch at Thomas, or am I imagining things

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

...but what are you expecting? LoL

That Kadum commitment to the fake of the pass as the pile is already on the ball carrier. ๐Ÿ˜‚

โ€œAlso, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.โ€ - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

Thomas is the only viable offensive weapon right now. He's going to get run into the ground and get injured

Hokie Club member since 2017

It's Year 6 and we still don't have a backup QB that we trust to actually throw the ball

This is my school
This is home

It's year 6 and we don't have any QB that we trust to actually throw the ball

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

It's Year 6 and we still don't have a backup QB that we trust to actually throw the ball

We've had several but they keep leaving. Would have been nice if the coaches could have held on to one or two. For the record, I don't blame Hooker for transferring, I blame the coaches for not keeping him on the team when they knew there was a very real chance Burmeister would get hurt.

Now that was a bad calll. Very bad.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

Honestly just laughing at this point

Little Bobby Tables told me my signature was false

we run the pocket passer on 3rd and 2 my god

If he's not a starter for Fuente he's not a passer.

This is my school
This is home

Our o-line cannot block on a run at all

But Knox can't run either. Bad call - hell just give Thomas the rock.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

Give Thomas the rock

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

I hate our coaches.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

What a brilliant playcall there.

Not only ineffective but expose your last remaining QB with any experience.

What else can we expect? Corn has like four plays to pick from.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Man if we are calling qb runs on 3rd and 2 put in Tahj

VB born, class of '14

So did they not learn why running the QB is not a great plan

Gobble Gobble!

Once we injure enough QBs in a season that we have to have open tryouts we'll think about adjusting our "scheme"

Fortunately we won't have to adjust our scheme because it is already designed not to utilize a quarterback. We can basically plug any player in at QB and call same plays.

They will continue to not work

Wow! Empty set and qb run to the edge with fucking Kadum?

I guess the game plan is to not pass the ball. Beat them with the macho head games.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

I guess you are suggesting we should be going to a pass heavy game plan missing Tre and our 1st string quarterback?

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

And BC has the best pass D in the ACC.

I'm sorry, what have you seen this season that would suggest that BB is a good passing QB? I'm pretty sure that you'd be the only one to see that.

I'm suggesting we throw the ball, oh, maybe once every drive?

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Why is the clock showing tenths of a second like basketball lol

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Haha. I had the same thought. Speaking of... looking forward to a winning team this year.

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Probably for lacrosse.

Is it too early to start worrying about our no-shutout streak ending tonight?

Nope

Honestly, I'm not even sure this offense crosses midfield without BB

This is my school
This is home

At least it will be a quick death if both teams keep running the ball.

I looked it up and that 3rd& 2 play is called The Fucking Embarrassment

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

VT failing miserably on a 3rd/4th and short with a weak ass QB sweep is a sequence that's been burned into my memory many times over the past few years.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

If they aren't going to pass with kadum why not put tahj in? Or put tayvion at qb and just go straight Kentucky.

0 completions on 1 attempt in the 1st quarter. Yeesh

VB born, class of '14

Lol at the graphics about BC playing better with Jurcovic vs without as if you would expect to do better without your starting QB. "The offense is just so different when he's in there"...no shit

Ten year old watching the game with me...why do they run, run, run...kick...๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

How much is the FCC gonna fine ESPN for showing this abortion on live TV?

What was it that Einstein said about doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results?

C=orn^2

Hokie Club member since 2017

lmfao

tipped for a 1st down

LOL

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Ain't no way bro. And what is up with these spots?!

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

wow you have to be kidding me

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

This is fucking hilarious.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Lol of course we tip it straight to the BC player.

Ya'll wanna know why recruiting is so important? We aren't even as strong, explosive and athletic as BC.

The new HC will have a major project on his hands.

Is coronavirus over yet?

Jerko is living on the edge

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Can't make this shit up! Also spots have been very one sided (no effect on game yet)

HAHAHAAA I'm gonna turn off the TV now, so I don't throw it through my plate glass window in like 20 min.

We are cursed๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

Man I passed throwing shit while watching games 3 years ago! ๐Ÿคฃ

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

So BC gets every single break today got it

Jurkovic will throw another pick

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

Unfortunately, Corn will f*** up something else more.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Then we'll run the wrong way and get a safety.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

This might the football gods making sure Fuente is gone.

It seems they're destined to get their way.

A lot of things going their way so far.

they're running on 3rd and 5, cool cool cool cool

Boston College is running an offense right now that reminds me of 2016 VT

And they suck this year

This is my school
This is home

Well, I guess you chose 2016, seeing that we haven't had an offense in the five years since.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Whew. Barno negligible vs thx run.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

I'm just here at this point for the little tune BC plays between downs

It's sounds like the beginning to the monster mash

Hokie Club member since 2017

It's Kids by MGMT

Same. It's grown on me at this point.

โ€œAlso, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.โ€ - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

If I was BC I would run it all night

VB born, class of '14

For BC's run offense, it's like candy from a baby.

what was Daley even doing on that tackle attempt

JUST right down our throat. They ran iso from 1996 on 3rd and 5.

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

They know the recipe to beat us. Run right at us. We e been weak at the point of attack for many many years.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

Along with all the directions.

Strong turn around its another pick???

If frogs had wings....

Tae Daily is a straight up liability 1-1 with a ballcarrier. You're a safety. Square up and tackle

Horse, I don't think you're gonna like the ToP in this one

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Remember when people wanted to hire JHam as the head coach? That seems like a bad idea...

Nobody has brought that up in a while.

Never said hire him. I said make him the interim and see what happens. I mean, at this point there is no down side.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

I love how the first game I actually get to watch in three weeks (since it's on a channel I can get) is a fucking embarrassment after missing out on the joy of watching a live win last week.

โ€œAlso, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.โ€ - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

put Bullock in

Agreed. What do we have to lose?

You have $100 to bet. Do we get any passing yards on the next drive?

Edit (Clarification): Negative yards do not count.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Can I bet $100 that we have -2 passing yards? I see a screen getting blown up.

Get Angry, Bud!

Do negative yards on a screen count?

VB born, class of '14

Nope, I don't take suckers bets.

I'm betting the under

EDIT: if negative yards don't count then I bet we will have 3 pass yards on the next drive.

We'll run 3 pass plays. Do negative yards count?

I am already drinking.

Have to pass to get passing yards

Holding them to a FG feels like a win.

BC has double the TOP right now so yeah.... it does

Folks...don't sweat it...the Hokies are a great comeback team!

Our O is so effing hard to watch. I understand running to get the QB comfortable but after 2 1st downs you still can't call a 5yd route? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

They only scored 40 points in their last four games.

So they are done for the night, right?

Will John Parker Romo become the first player to wear the 25 and not play in the first half

Edit: llllletsfuckingoooooooooo

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

Another streak ruined by Fuente.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

We need points here badly or it's big trouble in little China

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

Jfc, you aren't running it back through all that traffic. Secure the interception and go down. Ffs

At work. What have I missed? Judging by the comments I guess it's better than watching the game.

You left out #2, Tre Turner out tonight.

A Friday night of drinking.

Proceed as if there is no game......you will be better for it

10 seems like enough here.

Also running Kadum on 3rd and 2 that's what we up with?

Edit: 10 is enough

(add if applicable) /s

Our offense is worst than most other high school football teams playing tonight.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Just let Knox throw. They are selling out against the run

Ooog

(add if applicable) /s

The defense smelled that play well before the snap

If yards counted sideways, Fuente would have the all-time record.

I want you to know, I laughed out loud at this.

Unfortunately.

There is literally no offense. At all.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

ok don't run Kadum

Can we break the shutout streak tonight? Not much left for Fuente-coached teams to lose.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Dear Brad... KNOX IS NOT A THREAT TO RUN. DO NOT CALL PLAYS THAT ASSUME THAT IS THE CASE YOU MORON

Great point. Why the f does he think he can run Knox like bb??????

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

9th game of the year and False starts left and right.

Ass coaching 101.

This is just an undisciplined, bad football team. Every week it astounds me in new ways

VB born, class of '14

Every week they find new ways to make old mistakes, and find new mistakes we haven't seen yet.

Well stated

Speaking about taking bets, who would take the bet that we break 150 yards in this game? I would take the under right now.

idk if we'll make 75

Give-up play

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

68 yard boot is our best highlight so far

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Hits at the 15 and rolls right into the endzone.

What fun

It's like a root canal with no novocaine?

3 and out, nothing new from us...

WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE UP. WE MIGHT AS WELL FORFEIT IF WE'RE TOO SCARED TO THROW A DAMN FUCKING PASS

I guess the coaches have chalked this one up to a loss already? Horse shit.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

This is how the Fuente era ends. I mean literal the disintegration of the entire team. Tre out. Bb out. Mitchell out. Really really sad. Only thing worse is that folks think it can't get worse - but ohhhh. Yea. This could get a lot worse.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

The cupboards are going to be EMPTY next year too.

VB born, class of '14

everyone else puts in a backup and they do well, we put in a backup and dont even let him throw

Danny is always open

Because letting him throw could introduce the possibility that he does well and makes the coaching decision to not start him look wrong, and our coaches would never allow that

This is my school
This is home

So we aren't even going to try to run our normal O? Kadum can't survey the D and make short passes? At least let the kid try. Or go to the running QB...

Same guy was good against Clemson last year in a limited time so...

If running Knox is the regular o. Then he'll no.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

Is Kadum better than Tajh at this point? If so, that is a very concerning reflection. If Bullock is better and Fu didn't play him, that is also very concerning. It seems Fu plays the game scared, and plays not to lose. Kadum is not a P5 QB, and not having a real back-up QB is a stark indictment of Fu's program.

Has a head coach ever been fired at halftime?

Asking for a friend

This is my school
This is home

You're late.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

We're going to finish the first half without completing a pass, aren't we?

Little Bobby Tables told me my signature was false

Without attempting another pass... SAD

Sad doesn't begin to capture. Why would you have a QB that can't attempt a pass? Or at least have some play designed for him to complete passes?

I feel like this is a game that could really fracture the locker room. This just looks bleak.

This is hands down the worst offense I can remember seeing at VT

Corn looked through his minutae and has a new strategery - play to not lose while we are losing. Let's see how this works.

The LewDew, Professional Golf Bum

The only reason I'm still here is to laugh at savage comments like this one.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

If we can't how with Kadum, then why the hell don't we just go wildcat with an athlete or just put Bullock in and see what the hell happens

Fu is saving Tajh for his next job.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Let Kadum throw or get him out of the freaking game.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Exactly

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

This is the game that will break this team. Assuming nothing changes in this game, we may not win another game this season

Your backup QB should alway be prepared. Just another showing of coaching ineptitude.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

Our backup QBs should always be prepared because BB is a walking accident. You should know that you are a half a play away from playing if you are backing up BB.

How did it get THIS bad?

Virginian by Birth, Hokie by Choice

We kept Fu with no changes to his staff last year.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Because everyone bought into the covid excuse last year

This is my school
This is home

1) We got admitted to the ACC and the academic side won the power struggle with athletics. VT football got complacent. Akin to "Mission Accomplished"
2) Beamer stayed on far too long. Wish we would have won a BCS bowl or two more so he could have hung it up after 2011.
3) We hire an AD who is great at Olympic sports and overall management, but who doesn't really have much expertise in football. His objective when Beamer retires is to hire someone who reminds everyone of Beamer. We got someone with all the worst traits.
4) Total neglect with development of the Hokie Club and lack of understanding until it's far too late of the importance of fundraising and facilities
5) On a micro-level, Whit putting all his eggs into Fu and not wanting to force his hand/admit he screwed up badly.

Hopefully for TCU fans, this means they won't have to deal with Fu as their new HC. Unfortunately for us, back up the Brinks truck for this buyout. No one with a pulse will hire him right now.

Jerkovic is terrible

... and somehow we are more terribler.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

D with a 3 and out mostly because of bad BC QB play.

And bc gifts us a 3 and out by not running!!!!!! So stupid of them.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

BC throwing 3 straight downs instead of running when they've been gashing us all night is some Corny level nonsense

Actually, I think they wanted to see what Jurkovek could do. His first few passes were not great (and 2 of the three on that drive weren't good either.)

I just said this aloud in my own words

We Are The Virginia Tech Hokies...And We Play Football!

*Adibi's Army
**Chicken Hill Social Club

It's pretty cool they let the MAC teams play on primetime Friday night.

Geeze man, don't disrespect the MAC like that.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

MAC teams all score 40+.

Corn would be fired 3 games into a MAC season.

Don't insult MACtion like that. Those teams score.

Jurkovec isn't close to 100%. Lucky for him, Brad Cornelson is the kind of person who would climb over a glass wall to see what's behind it.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

Jurkovec throws seem off. That may be what MIGHT get us back into the game. (looking for something to give us some hope)

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

So...... We losing the scoring streak tonight?

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

At least we are not getting outcoached. Run all over the defense, and then call three straight passes. Is BC feeling sorry for us?

I agree with other posts up above ... I think BC doesn't feel a threat and they're just testing out his hand in a live situation.

We got past the 50!

Blackshear with a nice run.

These kids should Coach Bud Kilmer Fuente's ass at halftime. Come back out and let Burmeister call the rest of the game for Bullock at QB.

โ€œAlso, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.โ€ - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

Yay, we attempted a pass!

I think we hired Paul Johnson while we were in Atlanta...

That would be much more fun to watch than whatever middle school offense Corn is running.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Robinson gave up on that WAY too early

Can you blame him? It was behind him the second it left knox's hand

VB born, class of '14

Fade route based on where the defender was. Good pass in my book.

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Our coaches, breaking records again.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Cmon Robinson

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Seriously. The lack of effort there was annoying.

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Safety to end the shutout?

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

The perfect setup for a 98-yard heartbreaker

Dax fulfilling the prophecy

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Robinson didn't expect the ball to be thrown ahead of him.

Why on the 2?

Let Knox complete a bubble screen or a hitch for God'a sake. He needs a pass he can complete!

Nice special teams play.

Of all the faults that this coaching staff has, by far the worst is that they are cowards. I have never seen a team that only plays to not lose no matter the situation.

Classic clock management

Sad when I feel getting to halftime down 10 is a win

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

A win? We aren't gonna score at all tonight.

I would worry about losing that timeout but no way Fuente would use it correctly anyways.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

Sigh... We suck SO... DAMN... MUCH...

Can we reverse Matt Ryan them?

Stroman gonna be an awesome player for coach ______???

The LewDew, Professional Golf Bum

And this is how the team falls apart

Dax getting ejected at this point? Would not be surprised.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

They should bench him the rest of the game anyway.

How does a P5 school be so bad at the QB position? Miami loses it preseason Heisman watch QB and somehow they are passing better.

Stooooooooooooopid things. Wow.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

WTF???

Stupid.

This is the meltdown.

Bye Justin.

over under 1 passing yard in first half

Danny is always open

Hammer the under

Little Bobby Tables told me my signature was false

Great attempted tackle ๐Ÿ™„

VB born, class of '14

Dax is a fucking embarrassment. Get him out. I've seen enough.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

For what? He didn't hit him late, the coach was in his momentum and then a guy gets in his face and he didn't respond bad to him. Fuck off with that take.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

This is a terrible take. Guy was barely out of bounds and then coach was in the tackle

Danny is always open

Sorry, everything you mentioned would be ok, if he hadn't pushed out with his arms when he ran into the coach. People run into players, coaches and refs on the sideline all the time and 99% of the time they don't push out with their arms like that. That was intentional and that is bush league, no two ways about it.

Agree with everything else though. The hit on the QB was not a foul.

Yep, the push on the coach was egregious.

OK, there's some plausible deniability on the QB push, but it was too much. He was so close to being out of bounds that a much lighter push would have been enough. Didn't have to put him in the 10th row of the stands.

Dax needs some situational awareness. There may be some plausible deniability about the QB push, but the push on the coach could potentially have gotten him ejected. It's undisciplined play, and he needs to just stop. It's not a good look. Channel that passion into making plays.

I get the frustration towards a QB that's making your defense look silly, but the fix is don't leave him giant holes.

This is what I was upset about. That and he ran himself out of the play at the start, again.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Whew. Who is 31???? Whifffffffff

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

Every new feature story I keep seeing about WF makes me really like Clawson as a person and a coach more and more.

I know that's not about this game at all, I just wanted to put it out into the universe.

Edit: Dax doing dumb shit and then pushing a coach or assistant as well.

โ€œAlso, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.โ€ - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

Our guys are out there acting like clowns with how much they're mouthing off given how this game is going

This is my school
This is home

The D doesn't have a reason to not be talking sh!t. They aren't playing horribly and you need emotion to play well in this game.

Bullshit late hit call. He's still running along the sideline and no whistle. Garbage call.

This, all of this. The refs are really slow with the whistles.

Fuck man to be honest i'd be looking to head to the showers early too after this display.

VB born, class of '14

I don't care fuck that I don't think Dax was wrong. They didn't blow the wistle and he pushed him.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

What a fucking clown move, Dax.

That whole penalty was garbage anyways.

That hit with the coach looked ugly. Fuente has lost control of this team.

I think Dax was pretending that was Corn he hit on the sideline

Joe - call up Homefield now and tell them you got a great idea for Christmas. Just replace the face with Corn's

Got to believe any more points, even a FG, end the game here. Which might not be so bad. I need to finish up my exercising.

If I'm BC, go for it.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

I'm with Dax on that one. Be the villain. Get in their heads.

Who is the homer color commentator?

Which one?

If we want to do the rule book, the coach was on the white stripe reserved for officials and players. Sound have been a sideline penalty on Hadley.

But they would never call that.

Get Angry, Bud!

How many 4th downs can we give up this year though?

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

I honestly don't think Dax was wrong. That wasn't a late hit and Hafley was in the play. Then a BC staff came in and pushed Dax followed by their QB.

Exactly. It should have been flags on BC.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Dax didn't hit him late. He engaged him while he was in bounds (although he stepped out earlier, they reviewed and clearly showed). Hafley was in the white "no" zone. Technically that should have been a penalty on BC.

We put the K in Kwality

Boston College coaches trying to out-stupid FuCorn

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Great job d!!!!! โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿ’ช

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

We're about to go into half with 0 passing yards ๐Ÿคฃ

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Gotta say the discipline on the 4th down was huge.

Probably the play of the game for us so far.

We will take a knee

Well at least we will be able to have given two teams their first ACC win

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Hafley pussed out there man. They've been running all over us and they wouldn't try a run there?

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Now we go hurry up? Is anyone else lost like I am?

We just ran the hurry-up to run it, in our own territory, on second down. We are dangerously stupid.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

Holy balls we are about to give the ball back to them. They've watched how we have ended close games.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

We went 1-10 my junior year of high school. This feels worse than that.

put Tahj in

Holy shot we got a call

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Changa Hodge? Holy shit we are digging dee into the depth chart

Huge shout out to Changa Hodge being out there

(tore his ACL in the spring of this year)

#21 for BC is yapping as much as anyone on Tech

Gotta say, I loved Dax taunting the lineman on that 4th down

Little Bobby Tables told me my signature was false

Nice spot lol

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

As bad as VT looks this half, this crew working the game is exponentially worse. ESPN should be more embarrassed about their quality than the horrible quality of this game.

Right. They were so excited to see Dax in the first quarter...now he's vontaze burfict level of dirty the way they're calling it

Little Bobby Tables told me my signature was false

Wait there's other receivers besides Tre???

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Terrible spot on that slide. Refs are pure shit as usual

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

I mean we could punt on first down. It wouldn't be the worst idea

Seemed like a terrible spot to me.

Why the fuck would you run the ball twice if you're going to run tempo?

Awful clock management...this Staff I such a joke.

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจWE HAVE A COMPLETED PASS๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ

No offense to Knox... but it's time to see what else we have.

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

LMAO how about the coaches let him throw it beyond in the 2 minute drill when the defense is sitting back?

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Honestly I don't think he has been that bad. He's made a couple smart plays.

Agreed. Really want to root for the kid, but he's not a p5 player. He gives us no chance to win

Beat WVU

well now we have 5 yards passing in the 1st half

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Holy shit a completed pass...

That almost cost one of our guys his life...

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Wow! A completed pass!

1st completion of the half with *checks notes* 19 seconds remaining. Abysmal

VB born, class of '14

We have a pass completion!!

The LewDew, Professional Golf Bum

The fucked up thing is I was pulling for 0 passing yards completions.

...simply to laugh harder.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Passes are all over and when they are on point the receivers are doing a crap job of holding on.

I really want to see what Whit's expression is right now.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

I would also like to know at what point did Babcock realize all of those opposing coaches he spoke to about how great Fuentes offense is lied to him.

3 yards. But he's never felt better about the passing game, huh?

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Lofton has mistimed 2 or 3 balls and then dropped that one. Rough game for him getting the chance.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

When was the last time a D1/FBS coach was fired at halftime?

This is the best we have ever felt about out Passing Game.

What An Absolute Joke.

Not gonna lie this shit is embarrassing. The offense has 0 hope our players are emotionally way out of control. Need to just get out of this and keep our pride.

(add if applicable) /s

No one on this team is ever open. I know Tre and James Mitchell are out, but we have 37 WRs and RBs on this roster and no one can get even the slightest bit open?

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

VB born, class of '14

The sad thing is without the two crazy bad luck plays, this game might be scoreless.

My thoughts on the first half

This is my school
This is home

Is that Marilyn Manson having a Bones Day?

Great punt to end the half. I mean if we didn't fumble the int it could be 3-0

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Boy if we could string together a bunch of these ifs we might be a good team

(add if applicable) /s

0 points against in a half against a 4-4 team. Sick.

lol

I picked a shitty night to say "nah, I have enough bourbon at home for this game"

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

This is my school
This is home

On Nov 3rd:

Ten year old says "this game is putting me to sleep"! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

I take it he doesn't enjoy comedies?

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Moore should be wearing 25 next game. He is doing well. Defense doing pretty well considering another game with 0 help from the offense. Off to the tread mill.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Longest 60 seconds of a half for no fucking reason

Look back to preseason predictions. Big comment was our pathetic lack of depth - as this team continues to disintegrate those comments are ringing more true than ever. Just sad.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

You're the only ones that I can talk to about this, you guys.

I feel bad for Fuente. I like him, but things are unraveling around him.

I would too but then I think about how much money he is making and I don't feel so bad for him anymore.

And the fact that he's played an active role in his present situation. Makes it hard to have a lot of sympathy for him.

Fuente looks miserable.

Then again, we're miserable, too.

But we're miserable with beer.

Cheers everyone. I accidentally bought busch heavy and I'm not upset about punishing myself tonight.

(add if applicable) /s

And the fact that he's fixin to make another $10M for shitting his pants for 6 years and destroying everything we were able to be proud of... I don't feel bad for him at all.

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Can't blame him for taking the offer given him, we weren't held at gun point. Whit made the offer.

Best moment of the first half...

Announcer, "Hey official guy, how did that happen where they thought a timeout was called but it wasn't"

Official guy, "What? This timeout, huh?" Obviously not watching the game.

Announcer, "No, the last play"

Official guy, " Oh, the referee just made a mistake."

Thats next level work there.

Bullock can't be worse? I mean we are currently running out a surrender flag at QB

Did Bullock travel with the team and is he dressed? If so, you gotta give him a shot in the 2nd half....right?

Herndonrules

I really hope we traveled 3 qbs lol

(add if applicable) /s

we have 3 yards passing in the first half

and we are losing the time of possession 18:18 - 11:42

That's odd, it looked worse.

Well it got worse. We just gave the ball back to BC with nearly 5 min left and they are already over 32 minutes TOP

If only we had intercepted the ball and NOT fumbled it on the same play.

It would be 0-3?

"praise be"

Them having seven less points would have to feel better than this.

There are only 4 games left. No reason not to play Bullock.

There's literally zero reasons not to give Tahj the second half.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

I've been watching Band of Brothers for the first time over the past two weeks. Have two episodes left. Do I bail on this game and finish Band?

Watch one of the greatest series of all time or one of the worst VT football teams of the modern Era? Band of Brothers every time!

VB born, class of '14

I would wait and see who comes in at QB for us when we get the ball. If it's KK, yeah, BoB

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

100% yes. That is such a good miniseries. I have it on my phone and put it on at work as background noise at work every few months.

oh man, I would love to wipe my memory and watch that show again for the first time

I would also love to wipe my memory of this game

wow! What has taken you so long? One of the best series EVER! I'm a bit jealous that your enjoying it for the first time now.

I watched it for the first time last month.

Your call, as Band of Brothers isn't going anywhere.

Great series, but worth being awake for.

Yeah but neither is our offense.

Switched over to watch the Knicks game instead

I hope Bullock doesn't get in there until we have a different coach. He's just going to end up like Blumrick and Burmeister because we only have 4 plays.

We literally have more coaches than plays.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

As a fan I just want a bright spot

(add if applicable) /s

This is true, even if they put him in, seems like he won't be allowed to throw it unless absolutely necessary

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Hey, Justin! Everything you've tried in this half didn't work. Try something else.

We put the K in Kwality

CornFu: "Time to dig in our heels and prove them wrong."

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Boundary jet sweep
Knox qb power
Knox off tackle

(add if applicable) /s

We look like we've never run these plays before (despite the fact they are our only plays). We just look confused and disjoined.

Can't believe we can't do anything. Its not like they have better athletes than us (there's no way they have better * recruits). I mean, seriously, they look strong and faster.

We put the K in Kwality

We're averaging more than a yard passing per quarter. Small victories ...

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

I hate this game

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I hate this game season.

FIFY

We have to run our offense. Our offense is our offense.

FUCKING WRONG. ADAPT.

I'm pretty sure that was a quote about BC's offense.

Get Angry, Bud!

TD here and its Lights Out.

It's been lights out...

We are not going to score. It was over at 7-0

Fucking push off and taunting

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

"really like the hand fighting there"

We put the K in Kwality

You will rather fight the wr than turn and look for the ball... smh

What is worst in life?

You're having a miserable game, and your opponent has a good play.

And to hear the praise and adoration of the ESPN commentators for the other team.

Air raid opening up? That's like the 6th pass they've thrown all game

This is hard to watch, BC ticks off 8 yards run on every first down

And knowing that you've arrived at the game without an offense OR a defense.

Agreed. This is turning into one ugly loss. Ugly on both sides of the ball

so Fuente has to be gone now right?

I'm sure as fuck about to be.

Fuente was toast before this game. Now he is burnt toast

Yes, just making sure scoring streak is gone too before he leaves

Feels like that bowl game against Rutgers all over again. A complete slog, everything looks bad on offense, you just expect to lose the whole time, and the best thing our team is doing is punting.

This is worse. At least the defenses weren't bad.

Well, special teams had a few decent plays.

Was pretty cool to keep the punt in bounds on the 2-yard line.

Of course that was the best play of the game.

They're running the ball to prove a point. And proving it they are.

(add if applicable) /s

The DL just looks bad tonight

They haven't looked good all season except for against UNC.

They've been on the field... a lot

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

DL looks bad. OL looks bad. Team looks bad

How many drives can this defense give up over 80 yards?

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Yes

(add if applicable) /s

This made me cackle. How many chances will they get...

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

As many as you desire. This is Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory. Fuente is the candyman

FYI last drive was 93 yards not 80

How can we have no offense and yet be so offensive?

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

#Exitlight

Is coronavirus over yet?

#exitfuente

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

10 runs, 1 pass. lol.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

Bullock can't be worse than what Knox is giving us...

Yeah Knox ain't even close to cutting it. Looks like my local high school team

Scariest part of all this is that we have to face UVA and they're looking quite strong, uuuugh.

No, the scariest part is that given our awful Recruiting classes, the overall talent level is only going to drop in '22 and '23.

That and the fact that any Player with common sense is gonna bolt to the Transfer Portal ASAP at the end of this Season.

Fuente is gone so recruiting will get blown up in the short term anyway

What recruiting?

I feel confident Brad Armstrong will be back in time for that game.

It's just been that kind of year.

On the bright side, we don't have to waste our Saturday on this shit. Yay

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Well we don't have to worry about JF winning out and saving his job... #silverlining

Can't wait to see how we're going to score 3 times only running 3 yard rushes

We put the K in Kwality

I wouldn't throw another pass if I was BC.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

just tuned in.
wow.

You don't know the half of it

It's been mentioned here already, but Changa Hodge was out there earlier - is he Wolverine or something? Where do I get a healing factor like that, especially for my creaky knees, please.

โ€œAlso, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.โ€ - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

Knox is going to get a reciever killed tonight.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Why are we running Kadum????

Oh, that's right, Brad Cornelson.....that's why.

He probably looks good against our defense in practice.

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Gave Syracuse their first ACC win. Going to give BC their first ACC win. Might as well give Duke their first ACC win too. It's kind of like taking V-cards

Hokie Club member since 2017

It's Greg Boone time. I'm just gonna start pounding Wild Turkey.

This is beautiful.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Tomorrow morning me disagrees vehemently.

Sounds like problem for tomorrow morning you.../s

I'm still figuring this out.

UVA is gonna fucking boatrace this team.

Which, considering it's UVA, I'm sure they'd probably tell you they have a Crew national championship too or some such shit when it comes to boat racing. FUCK.

โ€œAlso, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.โ€ - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

Knox is....not agile

Romo pls

VB born, class of '14

This is our chance. End the shutout.

Special teams ok! Bravo. Geez.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

we didnt get shutout!

Danny is always open

We get on the board .... at least

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

25 saves the day

Is there any receiver that can catch a football.

Tre Turner.

Oh, that's right...

even tre has his share of drops

Danny is always open

Let's not focus on that right now...

Speaks to VT recruiting and retention when we have one receiver we can count on

Hokie Club member since 2017

But half the team are Wide Recievers?

No. But we have all those freshman WRs that Fu raved about early in the season. Kinda like we have 10 scholarship RBs but only can play 2.

Just imagine if we recruited DLs, DEs or QBs with those positions?

We put the K in Kwality

Will the D show any life.... It's gonna take a TO and a really short field.

NO SHUTOUT!

WOOO HOOO!

#25 saves the day.

We on the board!

The scoreless streak survives!!!

We're keeping Fu for another week!!!

We put the K in Kwality

End of year press conference announcing we are keeping Fubar

Whit: "It was a rough year, but at the end of the day, our scoring streak is alive, and we feel good about the direction of the program moving forward"

LOOKS LIKE POINTS ARE BACK ON THE BOARD, BOYS

This is my school
This is home

Knox did throw a couple of good passes on that drive. Need the receivers to come down with them.

One good pass. If he puts the ball out front Robinson has a catch and run. The Smith pass was on the money and should have been caught.

The power of 25 compelled us to that FG

This is my school
This is home

But in all seriousness, we're leaving this dude on the tarmac, right?

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

When our kicker and our punter are the best candidates to wear #25, we are in trouble.

The only good part about this game is the pieces on Welles. Love the stories of his heroics. I can only wish to have 10% of the courage he had.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

There may be no more apt description of the Fuente era than this....

With our enthralling 17 Passing Yards tonight, we would drop our Season average to 170.6YPG...113th in the Nation.

The good news is that we will be very slightly ahead of UConn and Syracuse...who beat us with their best Passing Output of the Season.

Did you see the story where Scot Loeffler got ejected from a game (he is the play caller for Bowling Green) and then the impromptu play caller proceeded to call the best game they have had in years? Lmao

Remember when he said this was the most excited he has ever been about our passing attack going into a season?

I do

This is my school
This is home

I have to say, I like that the BC band plays a lot of fun little tunes.

I just heard "low rider".

It would be infinitely better if they didn't play the same fucking song for an entire quarter before changing.

If they play Mars one more fucking time...

Defense showing a sign of life. Finally.

Needed that one. Let's go score and make this interesting at least

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

#25 for the next game:

BC's band

โ€œAlso, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.โ€ - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

I'll allow it gif.

We have the #25 jersey to honor of our former coach, Beamer. What will we do to honor our former coach, Fuente?

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Score more points?

We can burn a bag of poop on the sideline before every game

Onward and upward

Before the walk to the tunnel, the players will light the ceremonial dumpster fire

#1

maybe he has a favorite john in Merryman?

Stickers on helmets like buckeyes, but corn instead

To symbolize what? Assuming gross moments of incompetence?