"Hoo do you do, fellow kids? Get it? It's like that popular internet may-may from that very relevant, new, hip show on NBC called 30 Rocks. Except I replaced "How" with "Hoo" as a clever reference to my current employer's alternate nickname, indicating that I too am on the up-and-up and hip with the zeitgeist. This hat is so stylish and cool. My wife says it makes me look like Lane Kiffin."
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Friendly reminder that Bronco was never arrested or charged on three counts of Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor for naming his kids Cutter, Breaker, and Raeder.
Hey, self-harm is no laughing matter.
On the other hand, his kids wear that mark of shame for all their lives.
Isn't that punishment enough?
I'm pretty sure those are the types of names usually reserved for pets.
Bronco named his kids after types of Rodeo horses and thought it would toughen them up, but it didn't
Bronco Mendenhall is the head coach at UVA
Oof save some burns for the rest of us!!!!
Bronco Mendenhall thinks it is a good idea to play Christmas music 24/7 before Thanksgiving even gets here.
Bronco thinks A Charlie Brown Christmas is overrated.
DOPEY SCISSORS U HAS RETURNED
Bronco Mendenhall drives a Jeep
waiting for a HokieJeep reply on this one...
Lol, nothing against jeeps but Ford Makes Broncos in addition to all of the best Trucks 😉
*Best American Trucks. Toyota makes the best Import Trucks, however.
"Import" .... Trucks are made in America and typically Toyotas sold in America contain the most American parts of all manufactures.
Bronco Mendenhall thinks Brad Cornelsen's scheme is innovative and hard to prepare for
Bronco Mendenhall only serves dry stuffing at Thanksgiving.
His name is Bronco...He thinks HOAT is appropriation. What a nerd.
"If he was thinkin' he wouldn't'a thought that"
~ Squints
Bronco Mendenhall actually thinks that his "4th Side" slogan will catch on like the 12th Man.
Bronco thinks Fetch is going to happen this year.
Went here to figure out what the hell that is and the dude trying out the augmented reality fan pic is wearing VT-esque MAROON
Bronco likes to smell farts.
an evergreen hatin' on
Bronco Mendenhall makes Mike London look like Bear Bryant
TIMEOUT!
Bronco Mendenhal thinks because he's named Bronco he can act like a horse's ass.
Bronco Mendenhall was only 1-4 against fired Virginia Tech Head Coach Justin Fuente. #ThEsTaNdArD
So, he made a stretch goal for UVa.
It's 1-6 if we count the BYU/Memphis bowl where Memphis won not only the game but the ensuing fistfight.
Good lord there is a good post I could make here. Dammit.
lol checked with Joe one this one and even though we had a laugh, this one is a hard pass
With Bronco's usual facial expressions, I believe a hard pass would be a shart.
I don't know what's being said, but that VSP is suppressing this memory as it's forming.
Hey, fuck that guy.
Bronco thinks Bitcoin mining is a good use of our energy resources.
Bronco likes to corner you at a party and talk all night long about how he mines crypto with his "big-rig"
Bronco Mendenhall's favorite gift to give is a candle that smells like burnt toast
Bronco thinks a fruitcake is an appropriate gift for all ages and occasions.
Most punchable face in the ACC now that chinballs is gone
TIL bronco mendehall and pat narduzzi are twins separated at birth
I think Bronco is kind of the perfect coach in Charlottesvile, tbh.
He's not good enough to make them a real threat, but not bad enough to get fired just yet.
I will say I hate that people talk about him as some defensive genius, because their defense is ASS this year. There's only one true defensive savant in the commonwealth, and he's enjoying his well-deserved retirement by the lake.
In that, he's like the next coming of Al Groh.
So hes Al Groh Jr.?
Bronco Mendenhall anagrams to "Clamber London Hen".
Bronco awkwardly molests cockney chickens.
It's science.
Bronco thinks that Zima is making its comeback.
And so it is.
In Charlottesville.
"Did you know that Tina Fey graduated from UVa? Did you also know that Thomas Jefferson founded UVa?" -Literally every UVa alum I've met
You can remind them that she hated her time in Charlottesville.
There's a hilarious interview with Tina Fey and Katie Couric somewhere where Couric tries to bond with Fey about their shared UVa experience. Fey essentially gave back a "you're weird" response.
On attending LOLuva:
"All the girls owned horses or looked like one."
-Tina Fey
There's a pretty big overlap.
*looks for an apartment in Charlottesville*
This comment is underrated.
Me, setting this up for HOAT:
Thank you thank you
Ask them how many slaves Jefferson owned, then watch their heads explode.
TINA FEY TOOK FREQUENT TRIPS TO BLACKSBURG TO FIND REAL MEN CAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST IN CHARLOTTESVILLE, AND JMU IS A GIRLS SCHOOL.
EDIT: ALL CAPS, NO BRAKES
Did you know Edgar Allen Poe is not there most famous graduate? He attended, but quit because they stifled his creativity and he was not learning anything.
not *their* most famous graduate...
All Bronco hears is an echo.
Fuente left with a winning record against him...wait who am I hating on!
It is easy to hate on bronco mendenhaul because he is, after all, bronco mendenhall. Plus that lame crack the stone deal they do.
FTFY
They haven't worked up to actually cracking a stone. Just a paver.
One time my college GF was looking at apartments to rent. We went to look at one place and it was inhabited by a stinky hippie wearing Teva sandals, tighty whities and dreadlocks.
The gentleman introduced himself only as Bronco.
We did not rent the apartment.
Edited to Add: I forgot to mention two things. 1. He was wearing ONLY the Tevas, undies and dreads. 2. He rolled the 'r' in Bronco.
Bronco is really Soaking in this year...
/nsfw-ish?
Because... he came from BYU...
But there was no movement, so apparently, that was ok.
Bronco doesn't put his shopping cart back and leaves it smack in the middle of the spot next to his car.
Apparently Bronco shops at my Krogers. . .in Michigan.
He rallied around breaking a paver and called it a rock.
Bronco spends his days trying to figure out if an NIL deal would allow him to start a bounty program.
Bronco buys Wagyu beef, cooks it well done, adds ketchup and mayonnaise, and eats it with microwaved leftover french fries from burger king.
Bronco Mendenhall doesn't drink beer OR bourbon
Because they don't go well with Zima.
or brie!
Bronco went 1-4 against a guy who got fired for being shit at his job
Bronco Mendenhall's favorite character in the Star Trek universe is Wesley Crusher.
Incidentally, if Bronco Mendenhall has another son, he's going to name him Crusher.
A single solitary hair once sprouted from Bronco Mendenhall's forehead. It grew and grew and grew and grew, until its end drooped low at his feet. Everyone noticed, but they were too afraid to mention such embarrassment to him. Finally, after the 2018 game in Blacksburg, the hair fell out. Beards Of The World contacted this hair, and the hair said Bronco never shaved it or plucked it, because it was the closest thing to a beard he would ever have.
Bronco Mendenhall can't grow hair anywhere on his face except his forehead, and his teams play dirty.
Bronco thinks its ok that Brian Kelly killed a kid.
Numberless jerseys for spring game, "fourth side," asymmetrical helmets. Guy just likes being weird. Definitely listens to obscure music just praying you'll ask who it is.
Bronco is saving up his money for a 10 minute ride in space with Jeff Bezos, in a rocket shaped like "hard things together".
Bronco Mendenhall will also probably read a shitty poem after he's fired five years from now.
Bronco poops at parties
A YouTube classic - can't believe this video is 10 years old...
Bronco thinks defeating a Fuente-coached roster is an accomplishment.
[mod edit: removed the NSFW gif but trust me this Hatin' On was quite the burn]
Bronco hired this stripper for your bachelor party
And then posted it here.
Ahem, His weiner is flopping around
don't know how you managed to watch enough of the gif to spot that and how i managed to watch enough of the gif to verify it, but good catch i guess?
I thank you for saving the rest of us the horror.
ut prosim
This is some really weak shit that is supposedly a confrontation by Bronco towards a rival fan when he was at BYU. Weak Sauce Bronco