It's official, DannyCoaleIsMySpiritAnimal and I tied the knot over the weekend in true TKP fashion, with lots of bourbon, beer, and shenanigans. Wasknick was our officiant, DCIMSA promised to be as loyal to me as Bud Foster was to Frank Beamer, and we may or may not have rick rolled our guests in the classiest possible way on the trip back down the aisle. I just have one question: which one of you assholes is responsible for this mess?
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Congrats!
I thought the "Eat 💩 Pitt" was very inspired window art.
At first I couldn't see the full message and thought it just said "eat shit". I thought, wow, what an odd way to say congratulations.
Glad the actual message was much more inspired, indeed.
Congrats to you both.
We don't kink shame here
But we may have first responders on speed dial
Someone wrote "get well soon" in the guestbook and we didn't question it
Could have gone to the Ol' staple: Fuck Pat Narduzzi.
Congrats on the wedding. Go make little Hokies.
I'll take the blame for that. I know, I know... it's childish but on the upside, I did fly around the world to do it. 😉
congrats you crazy kids!
Congratulations
Seeing as Pry and Price were in the Inn at the time of your wedding, I would have to assume it was them.
Could it have been the 'croots at the hotel?
I do believe that the ones who did this to your car still have 4 years of eligibility. But can't be fore sure.
Did any TKPers catch the bouquet? TKP Wedding Rd 2: Jet Sweep Boogaloo? Was it reviewed and determined not to be a catch despite the lack of any indesputable video evidence?
I literally think I was the only single person at the wedding.
Congrats!
Congrats on being single? You are too kind.
Incorrect. Two of my sisters are single 🤷♀️
Sounds like they need Key Players Club memberships for Xmas
Should gift them Hokie Club memberships too. Just to cover all bases
And you're just telling Wasknick this now!!!
I'm sure they told him when they woke up the next morning.
Incorrect. Two of my sisters are single
Sup ladies?
Whoever was DCIMSA's best man better not be the reason this thing goes sideways. Cut em loose if you have to.
Congrats you crazy kids
A lot 18 love story. Ready for a Hallmark movie. Congrats y'all.
Congrats you two!
CONGRATS!!! 🎉🎊🍾
Congratulations!
Congratulations to both of you Lot 18'ers!
But who's idea was it to wear horse heads during the rehearsal???? we laughed our heads off at those pics
Please, please, PLEASE title your wedding video/album "GIFtory"
Congrats guys
Congratulations!
Congratulations!!
This is amazing
LOL. About the mess, talk to your husband's best man. It was kind of his responsibility to decorate the car. I can at least honestly say I had nothing to do with it. They snuck out without me.
Wow, you really just snitched them out like that. Didn't even get pressured.
Secondly, see best man comment from above. They're the downfall of the institution! Was his name Chad Bornelsen?
You are forgetting that I know this bride and I know she can throw down. Besides, those drunk dumbasses didn't stick to the original plan of decorating after the reception and the bride and groom had retreated to certain "activities" (though judging by their state after the reception, it was most likely sleep). I just want to know if the best man got the jingle bells attached to the car's undercarriage.
I love how she blamed the Lot 18 crew first without even thinking it could be other people.
What can I say, I'm a good judge of character
Is that why you "proposed" to DCIMSA in the Spring Game Thread before you actually met him for real?
Congrats.
1. Wish you both the best.
2. Really " EAT SHIT PITT"
3. FUCK PAT NARDUCHZZI
Congratulations! I love a happy end, well technically a beginning, which I love too.
Literally Fam!!!
Ha! This is priceless. Congrats and you two are definitely VTAF
Congrats guys. I second Horse on the license plate. That is awesome.
If the only reason I was meant to create this website was to help connect the two of you, it was worth it. Congratulations and much love! I hope I can be there to cheers you both in person next season.
Is your name Joe Lanza or do you go by the pseudo name: Nicholas Sparks?
Who knew we all enjoyed The Notebook all along?
Congratulations.
Not sure if VT is mentioned enough on your license plate, but I'll take the "AF" as a multiplier.
Congratulations, y'all.
And I for one think the anti-Pitt graffiti is on point.
You just became a suspect...
Congratulations. May you both have a happy, lifelong marriage together.
Congratulations! I, personally, would be very interested in hearing the origin story of your relationship.
It's the best.
Did it start out something like this?
omg this is amazing!!
No, it started with the 2018 spring game, Hokie high heels, and an orange and maroon banana hammock.
Well, at least FlippinHokie liked what she saw
Seems pretty clear that alcohol was involved.
Well duh. It was a tailgate.
How do you keep your bananas ripe?
This is how I'm going to keep my bananas ripe from now on. I love this site. It gives me great home improvement ideas. ("Great" = little to no effort involved)
https://smile.amazon.com/Fruit-Hammock-Hanging-Produce-Storage/dp/B093K8...
Many congratulations!
Congratulations! Love the license plate, as I'm 800% certain that it doesn't stand for "Virginia Tech Athletic Foundation".
The only requirement we have is that you leave the paint on the car so it can be proudly displayed at all 3 Triangle games next year.
Congrats!
Congrats!!
Do we get a GIFtory of the wedding?
I don't want to make promises, but Wasknick has a video of the bride icing the groom at the start of the reception because we classy like that
I know we have pics of you two in the horse head masks at the rehearsal but did anyone get any videos of it?
Congratulations!
So cool. A long and happy one.
Congrats you two!
This is way better than The Bachelor. FAM!
It doesn't get more fully dipped than this! Congrats!!
Congrats!! And I bet the wedding had more in attendance than were at UVA's spring game.
FTFY
And congrats!
Can confirm. The rehearsal and dinner had enough people to surpass attendance at 2 loluva spring games.
Congratulations!!! Especially to DCIMSA - We all know he out kicked his coverage.
I have never once met DCISMA or FlippinHokie, but for some reason I agree with you 1000 percent
Same here, probably because I know I outkicked my coverage by a country mile.
My exact thoughts as well.
Congratulations!