OT: A Very TKP Wedding

It's official, DannyCoaleIsMySpiritAnimal and I tied the knot over the weekend in true TKP fashion, with lots of bourbon, beer, and shenanigans. Wasknick was our officiant, DCIMSA promised to be as loyal to me as Bud Foster was to Frank Beamer, and we may or may not have rick rolled our guests in the classiest possible way on the trip back down the aisle. I just have one question: which one of you assholes is responsible for this mess?

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You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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