I seriously doubt there's a single reporter, blogger or fan who could follow up such a great defensive film review with a pie haiku anywhere in the world.
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Was going to upvote you for the world's greatest dessert, Dutch Apple Pie (VA apples, I hope) a la mode, and then you ruin it all with the cheese comment. Pie saboteur, you are, Yoda says.
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Thanks French....now I'm in that state like when you've got a song stuck in your head......as well as now wanting some pie.......oh well, cant resist urge to Haiku again.......
Pie was not in plan
until French opened his mouth
I must now get pie
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Cake is not my thing
Except for cakes my wife makes
Those are really good
Seriously, I'd rather have pie any day of the week, but my wife really does make awesome cakes....butter cream frosting form scratch too.....she gets asked to make cakes for people all the time, and I usually help however I can while not getting in her way.......the photo above was from just last month for my next door neighbor who is a farmer who turned 90 (still out on the tractor every day).......and my 12 year old daughter and I made all the fondant vegetables which decorate the cake while my wife did all the baking & frosing & piping.
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didn't know where to place this but this thread is food related... FOOD TRUCK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have to Imagine this will be used at Hokie Village and other sporting events.
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Can I put a scoop of vanilla ice cream sprinkled with cinnamon on top of that?
Pie is crisp and sweet
Yet cake is too sweet and moist
Pie walks up to cake and punches cake in the neck
Pie is so awesome
that it can write a haiku
and not even give a flying fuck how many syllables per line are the rule. Because pie MAKES the rules.
Peanut Butter Love
Love so good it's the only pie
No one understands
No seriously, peanut butter pie is the only pie I'll eat and I love it.
Haagen Daz has a peanut better pie ice cream that is pretty killer.
Peanut Butter Pie
It is Reese Cup with pie
I approve this pie.
Apple pie is best
with some ice cream at it's side
or not, i don't care
I didn't think I would ever be moved by poetry, but these Piekus really strike a chord.
Amen brother.
CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE
PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE
COOKIES ARE GOOD TOO
Well I think that settles the entire debate then...
Teach me your ways, master of the haiku
Hello, it's ice cream, I've just been hanging out over here being delicious while you waste your stomach.
Cookies'N'Cream pie
Ice Cream does not need to bake
Great Oreo Crust
I seriously doubt there's a single reporter, blogger or fan who could follow up such a great defensive film review with a pie haiku anywhere in the world.
Sweet and delicious
Magnificent and tasty
Any dessert, Please
Both are delicious
Discrimination is wrong
You both know better
Frosting is nasty
And so is any kind of cake
Pie wins the debate
Just brown sugar pie
Sweet filling and flaky crust
My grandmother's best.
Yet after desert
Crunchy just in case cookie
A grandmother's gift.
I love pecan pie
My mom makes the very best
It cannot be beat
Icing is nasty
Only thing grosser would be
Eating lard oh wait
All I want is pie
Pie pie pie, pie pie pie pie
And then some more pie
I love Cake and Pie
I won't conform to your groups
Both are delicious
You can't be more right
I've felt this way all along
Cake and pie are friends
Had a pie once, yes
Homemade it was and apple
One sitting eat, yes
+1 For Yoda
Plus 1 for pie-eating Yoda
This is getting ridiculous.
PS PieFTW
Horse on a treadmill
Galloping all day, nowhere
He hates poetry
VTGuitarMan
Never heard him play a note
Noteworthy posts, though
PIE ENDS THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN
00:00:09–00:00:34
Butter creme frosting
Pineapple upside down cake
Weight gain exercise. :(
CHERRY PIE
Free verse haiku?
Damn you for making me laugh stupidly loud in public
Pecan fills the air.
A smell that gives us warning:
Winter is coming.
That's actually pretty good.
Spoken like a true Stark.
Starks are always right eventually
Warm Dutch Apple Pie
Vanilla Ice Cream melting
Extra cheese for French
Was going to upvote you for the world's greatest dessert, Dutch Apple Pie (VA apples, I hope) a la mode, and then you ruin it all with the cheese comment. Pie saboteur, you are, Yoda says.
my apologies for the cheese shot.
EDIT*
Hold the cheese for French.
yeah, it still fits.
Carrot Cake is Best
Homemade Cream Cheese Frosting, Yum
Pies are yummy too
Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie
Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie
Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie
I like cake, it's great.
Pie's okay for some; not me
I'm a slave to cake.
PS: We get really fucking bored on bye weeks around here.
Chicken pie is good.
It's the pie with meat inside.
and gravy also.
Oh blueberry pie
I will leave much room for you
when i eat my dinner
I'll just leave this here. Mathematics and the best dessert evar. Who could ask for more?
saw this and laughed
I'm surprised you didn't take advantage of the situation and call it a Pie-ku
Pieku Fishing Adventures and French Fishing Services (FFS) are my two choices for the name of my imaginary fishing guide business.
Pie is just ok
Cheesecake and ice cream cake are
The best things ever
Pie is really good
Cake is equally as good
I'm on team dessert
#operationDESSERTstorm
Fruity Sweet and Tart
Buttery Flakey Crust Boom
Team Pie owns Team Cake
Homemade Pies are good
the best for hokie tailgate
with bourbon pairing
Haiku's are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator
Refrigerators;
When they are not making scents
They are working right
Apple Apple Pie
Apple Apple Apple Pie
Apple Apple Pie
according to the "American Pie Council": Today is NATIONAL PIE DAY!
http://www.piecouncil.org/
I know how this Team Pie member is going to celebrate!
I had no idea that Homer was #teampie....but it doesn't surprise me.
El Barto as Cupcake Kid. Something to think about.
Recruiting, we must
use pie to develop trust
VT scores Nnadi
this ended up being a sad pieku
Would you say these are all....Pieku's?....
Or perhaps Haikakes
I prefer to write Haiscream
Some like Haikookies
Boredom lead to rediscovering this thread. Ace work by everyone!
Thanks French....now I'm in that state like when you've got a song stuck in your head......as well as now wanting some pie.......oh well, cant resist urge to Haiku again.......
Pie was not in plan
until French opened his mouth
I must now get pie
OK - one more....
Cake is not my thing
Except for cakes my wife makes
Those are really good
Seriously, I'd rather have pie any day of the week, but my wife really does make awesome cakes....butter cream frosting form scratch too.....she gets asked to make cakes for people all the time, and I usually help however I can while not getting in her way.......the photo above was from just last month for my next door neighbor who is a farmer who turned 90 (still out on the tractor every day).......and my 12 year old daughter and I made all the fondant vegetables which decorate the cake while my wife did all the baking & frosing & piping.
After two more years
"Cake can not [hope to] compete.
Much like U...V...A..."
Pie of the Cherry
The Breakfast of Champions
Eat it catch the fish.
http://www.thekeyplay.com/content/2013/october/16/cake-rebuttal
Cinnamon Ice Cream
For Lactose Intolerance,
Find the soy version
Best --- thread ---- EVER
Preach
Chocolate pie is best
Chocolate cake a distant second
Give me chocolate, but make it pie.
A thread about pies.
Now that really takes the cake.
See what I did there?
Pie has no need
of cake, that's a fact,
So you take the cake, pie don't care.
Oh, my effing god
A thread about pie haiku
Smells of baking. Drool.
Excellent resurrection of a classic thread. Legs and double slices of pie to you sir.
Who did win? Was there controversy (homemade/store bought/bakery)? We need to know these things.
I am suddenly motivated to buy a TKP team pie T shirt.
PIe can kiss my ass
With crust so dry and crumbly
Team Cake forever
But cake is not good
Pie is so much heartier
You should calm your tits
Some pies made poorly
Do not make pies worse than cake
Well made cakes still suck
This offseason sees
Pie versus cake has renewed
Just give me sugar
Don't you people know?
Pie is the hipster dessert
Cake still reigns supreme
I know I'll never see a cake or sky
As lovely as I'll gaze a pie
get your format right
this is a thread for haikus
you disappoint me
innovation is like
a delicious fruit filling
true meaning of pie
a haiku doesn't
need any innovation
fix your first stanza
Facepalm and facepalm
Facepalm, facepalm, and facepalm
Infinite facepalms
Guys, I could've added another haiku, but I wanted to push the boundaries of the thread. And on that note:
I think that I shall always see
A pie much lovelier than the sea
tis the offseason
for all things hokie football
but not pie haikus
Apparently a cookie pie cake exists...
if you can believe in such an abomination...
why would you ruin a pie with blasphemy
Now someone will start arguing that those buffet style dessert pizza's count as pie.
I unapologetically enjoy all 3
Cookies are the best.
Cake and pie are okay, too.
Cookie Monster rules!
I agree with this
Cookies are THE king, no doubt
Pie is above cake
FTFY
Cookie, pie or cake?
A neanderthal could make
Ice cream #1
didn't know where to place this but this thread is food related... FOOD TRUCK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have to Imagine this will be used at Hokie Village and other sporting events.
Pieku?
Oh delicious pie!
Flaky crust, you're decadent.
Cake; a charlatan.