A Pie Haiku

Pie is really best.
Cake can not ever compete.
Much like U...V...A...

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Can I put a scoop of vanilla ice cream sprinkled with cinnamon on top of that?

Pie is crisp and sweet
Yet cake is too sweet and moist
Pie walks up to cake and punches cake in the neck

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Pie is so awesome
that it can write a haiku
and not even give a flying fuck how many syllables per line are the rule. Because pie MAKES the rules.

Leonard. Duh.

PB pie

Peanut Butter Love
Love so good it's the only pie
No one understands

No seriously, peanut butter pie is the only pie I'll eat and I love it.

Haagen Daz has a peanut better pie ice cream that is pretty killer.

Peanut Butter Pie
It is Reese Cup with pie
I approve this pie.

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Apple pie is best
with some ice cream at it's side
or not, i don't care

I didn't think I would ever be moved by poetry, but these Piekus really strike a chord.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

Amen brother.

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CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE
PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE
COOKIES ARE GOOD TOO

Onward and upward

Well I think that settles the entire debate then...

#ENFUENTE #BALLSOFSTEEL #Livefor32

Teach me your ways, master of the haiku

Hello, it's ice cream, I've just been hanging out over here being delicious while you waste your stomach.

Cookies'N'Cream pie
Ice Cream does not need to bake
Great Oreo Crust

I seriously doubt there's a single reporter, blogger or fan who could follow up such a great defensive film review with a pie haiku anywhere in the world.

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Sweet and delicious
Magnificent and tasty
Any dessert, Please

Both are delicious
Discrimination is wrong
You both know better

Frosting is nasty
And so is any kind of cake
Pie wins the debate

UVA: Jefferson's biggest mistake

@pbowman6

Just brown sugar pie
Sweet filling and flaky crust
My grandmother's best.

Yet after desert
Crunchy just in case cookie
A grandmother's gift.

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I love pecan pie
My mom makes the very best
It cannot be beat

Logan 3:16

Icing is nasty
Only thing grosser would be
Eating lard oh wait

All I want is pie
Pie pie pie, pie pie pie pie
And then some more pie

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

I love Cake and Pie
I won't conform to your groups
Both are delicious

@Fightin_Gobbler

Go Hokies

Go Falcons

You can't be more right
I've felt this way all along
Cake and pie are friends

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Had a pie once, yes
Homemade it was and apple
One sitting eat, yes
s

+1 For Yoda

Onward and upward

Plus 1 for pie-eating Yoda

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This is getting ridiculous.

PS PieFTW

Horse on a treadmill
Galloping all day, nowhere
He hates poetry

"Exit light..."

VTGuitarMan
Never heard him play a note
Noteworthy posts, though

PIE ENDS THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN

00:00:09–00:00:34

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Butter creme frosting
Pineapple upside down cake
Weight gain exercise. :(

CHERRY PIE

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Free verse haiku?

HOKIE HOKIE HOKIE HI
'14 grad

"Exit light..."

Damn you for making me laugh stupidly loud in public

"And loud, listen for yourself..." - Ron Franklin

Pecan fills the air.
A smell that gives us warning:
Winter is coming.

Row Z forever.

That's actually pretty good.

"Don't go to, go through"

Spoken like a true Stark.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Starks are always right eventually

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Warm Dutch Apple Pie
Vanilla Ice Cream melting
Extra cheese for French

Was going to upvote you for the world's greatest dessert, Dutch Apple Pie (VA apples, I hope) a la mode, and then you ruin it all with the cheese comment. Pie saboteur, you are, Yoda says.

VTCC '86 Delta Co., Peru Hokie, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

my apologies for the cheese shot.
EDIT*

Hold the cheese for French.

yeah, it still fits.

Carrot Cake is Best
Homemade Cream Cheese Frosting, Yum
Pies are yummy too

🦃 🦃 🦃

Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie
Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie
Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie

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Onward and upward

I like cake, it's great.
Pie's okay for some; not me
I'm a slave to cake.

"You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."- Lee Corso

PS: We get really fucking bored on bye weeks around here.

"You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."- Lee Corso

Chicken pie is good.
It's the pie with meat inside.
and gravy also.

Leonard. Duh.

Oh blueberry pie
I will leave much room for you
when i eat my dinner

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

I'll just leave this here. Mathematics and the best dessert evar. Who could ask for more?

Pi

"Virginia Tech: Our trees have more school spirit than your students."

saw this and laughed

Onward and upward

I'm surprised you didn't take advantage of the situation and call it a Pie-ku

If you can't handle my shit posts, you don't deserve my memes

Pieku Fishing Adventures and French Fishing Services (FFS) are my two choices for the name of my imaginary fishing guide business.

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Pie is just ok
Cheesecake and ice cream cake are
The best things ever

"We were at the pinnacle, and we did it for years," Foster says. He pauses, nods, takes a deep breath. "And I did it with the best guy in the business."

Pie is really good
Cake is equally as good
I'm on team dessert

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

#operationDESSERTstorm

Onward and upward

Fruity Sweet and Tart
Buttery Flakey Crust Boom
Team Pie owns Team Cake

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Homemade Pies are good
the best for hokie tailgate
with bourbon pairing

Haiku's are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator

VHokie

Refrigerators;
When they are not making scents
They are working right

Apple Apple Pie
Apple Apple Apple Pie
Apple Apple Pie

pie
according to the "American Pie Council": Today is NATIONAL PIE DAY!
http://www.piecouncil.org/

I know how this Team Pie member is going to celebrate!
homer

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

I had no idea that Homer was #teampie....but it doesn't surprise me.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

El Barto as Cupcake Kid. Something to think about.

Recruiting, we must
use pie to develop trust
VT scores Nnadi

this ended up being a sad pieku

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Would you say these are all....Pieku's?....

He's no good to me dead.

Or perhaps Haikakes
I prefer to write Haiscream
Some like Haikookies

Boredom lead to rediscovering this thread. Ace work by everyone!

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Thanks French....now I'm in that state like when you've got a song stuck in your head......as well as now wanting some pie.......oh well, cant resist urge to Haiku again.......

Pie was not in plan
until French opened his mouth
I must now get pie

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

OK - one more....

Cake is not my thing
Except for cakes my wife makes
Those are really good

Seriously, I'd rather have pie any day of the week, but my wife really does make awesome cakes....butter cream frosting form scratch too.....she gets asked to make cakes for people all the time, and I usually help however I can while not getting in her way.......the photo above was from just last month for my next door neighbor who is a farmer who turned 90 (still out on the tractor every day).......and my 12 year old daughter and I made all the fondant vegetables which decorate the cake while my wife did all the baking & frosing & piping.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

After two more years
"Cake can not [hope to] compete.
Much like U...V...A..."

Pie of the Cherry
The Breakfast of Champions
Eat it catch the fish.

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Cinnamon Ice Cream
For Lactose Intolerance,
Find the soy version

Best --- thread ---- EVER

"Don't go to, go through"

Preach

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Chocolate pie is best
Chocolate cake a distant second
Give me chocolate, but make it pie.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

A thread about pies.
Now that really takes the cake.
See what I did there?

Pie has no need
of cake, that's a fact,
So you take the cake, pie don't care.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Oh, my effing god
A thread about pie haiku
Smells of baking. Drool.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Excellent resurrection of a classic thread. Legs and double slices of pie to you sir.

VTCC '86 Delta Co., Peru Hokie, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

Who did win? Was there controversy (homemade/store bought/bakery)? We need to know these things.

I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
JC Price

I am suddenly motivated to buy a TKP team pie T shirt.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

PIe can kiss my ass
With crust so dry and crumbly
Team Cake forever

“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
― John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

But cake is not good
Pie is so much heartier
You should calm your tits

Onward and upward

Some pies made poorly
Do not make pies worse than cake
Well made cakes still suck

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

This offseason sees
Pie versus cake has renewed
Just give me sugar

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Don't you people know?
Pie is the hipster dessert
Cake still reigns supreme

Using /s is for cowards.

I know I'll never see a cake or sky
As lovely as I'll gaze a pie

get your format right
this is a thread for haikus
you disappoint me

Onward and upward

innovation is like
a delicious fruit filling
true meaning of pie

a haiku doesn't
need any innovation
fix your first stanza

Using /s is for cowards.

Facepalm and facepalm
Facepalm, facepalm, and facepalm
Infinite facepalms

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Guys, I could've added another haiku, but I wanted to push the boundaries of the thread. And on that note:

I think that I shall always see
A pie much lovelier than the sea

tis the offseason
for all things hokie football
but not pie haikus

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Apparently a cookie pie cake exists...

if you can believe in such an abomination...

why would you ruin a pie with blasphemy

Now someone will start arguing that those buffet style dessert pizza's count as pie.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

I unapologetically enjoy all 3

Cookies are the best.
Cake and pie are okay, too.
Cookie Monster rules!

We put the K in Kwality

I agree with this
Cookies are THE king, no doubt
Pie is above cake

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

I agree with this
Cookies are THE king, no doubt
Pie is above cake

FTFY

Cookie, pie or cake?
A neanderthal could make
Ice cream #1

didn't know where to place this but this thread is food related... FOOD TRUCK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have to Imagine this will be used at Hokie Village and other sporting events.

Pieku?

John C Mckendree

Oh delicious pie!
Flaky crust, you're decadent.
Cake; a charlatan.