Division of Campus Planning, Infrastructure, and Facilities Name-A-Snow Plow Contest
The Virginia Tech Division of Campus Planning, Infrastructure, and Facilities is excited to announce its inaugural name-a-snow plow contest: a beloved challenge being embraced by transportation groups across the country.With six unnamed snow plow trucks, three unnamed Toro heavy-duty workmen, and three unnamed Bobcat UTVs, the division will be looking to its employees, the university community, alumni, and beyond to provide potential truck names that will be selected by leadership and the heavy equipment and grounds teams for use.
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TKP this is what we have trained for, all the jokes, memes and work have come to this point.
We need some clever names around Bruce Smith, Mike Vick, Hoda Kotb, Bud Foster etc.
I meant to add a h/t to you, as your RT is what brought it to my attention :)
Did you mean: Plowy McPlowface?
Really the only option
Overdone now.
I came here specifically to say that I hope that it isn't one of these kinds of names...
Mr. Plow!
I think he's a boozer.
Better go with the Plow King.
Wyatt Teller
it's for snow plows tho, not road graders
I like it.
Shout out to our lineman:
Teller plow, Pyne plow, Brown plow, Grove plow, Conaty plow, Chung plow....
Not pancake makers.
Dietrick Dash
Adding on: Dr. Timothy Salts
Slusher tower snow plower
Just remember the protection
Enter Snowman
JC PrICE
Billdozer's Virginia Tech Football Plower Hour
Prices Fork snow stork
My guy Caleb suggested "Sleddie Royal"
Blacksburg Cornelson remover
I like where your head's at, but he isn't worth the paint to put his name on it. Nor is he worth being 'memorialized' in any way, shape, or form whether
positively(LOL doesn't exisit) or negatively.Terminal Viscosity
I got it.
....what a terrible graphic..
It's from one of the fan websites like TSL.
Wait... GRIT was supposed to be an acronym?!
I was also unaware. Maybe it's a backronym.
It is
And the best they came up with is something one yells at their spouse when the Viagra kicks in?
Sub-Zero
The smallest of the bobcats should be "Ice Imoh"
I'm just leaving this here
"Hookers and Plow". That's awesome.
.....of our our bridesmaids got my 4 year old this book for Christmas....
lol, its as good as you'd expect
Enter Saltman
Grit
Snow place like Home
Timothy Salts
Snow Rogers
Just Plow It
Hokie Pokie Plowie
Frank the Tank
The Lunch Plow
Bud Salter
Snow Stopper
If they are used for spreading salt on the roadways, one must be named Pat Narduzzi '16 Press Conference
I'm afraid you'd have to rent that name.
He's salty, but his titles aren't free.
Plow It In
Then push it out
Biggest one should be Frank the Tank
Bud Froster
this
Um did you mean Bud D. Froster?
Just D Froster
The Plowing Virginians
Got a chuckle from this thinking of the ol' Stick It In thrusts.
Whit Bobcat
David Plowney
The Key Plow
Ut Plows'em
While I have to say, I like "Sleddie Royal" and "Enter Snowman" better for plow actual plow names, there is NO WAY something like "Ut Plowsim" - "To Plow" cannot appear on these plows as their motto. It is just too perfect.
Snowkie Pokie
Dell Flurry
this too
Seven Layers of Plowers. Sorry I'll leave
I approve.
Plow'n with the Slickness
Hear me out on this.... "Kevin"
We should do this with every porta-john on campus as well but name them after uva coaches
"Get to Class!"
"Horse on a Snowplow"
Something to do with O line?
Ice humpers
Hooplow
Hooplow Ride
Plowhoo
They need to close the snow plow portion of the contest to everyone else. I'd say TKP has that shit covered.
Gonna need more plows.
Gobble Gobble Hitches for the utv
Stuck In.
Frank Plowmer & Bud Plowster
ITSTARTSNOW
gotta have the "#"
Less likely to cause a PR debacle than #LETITSNOW
le tits now? I mean I'm married so ill have to ask if the wife is fine with French women
I got one more then i'm done:
#ItJustPlowsMore
Lane Train for one of the smaller vehicles
Someone make sure each of the plows has one of those Salt Life stickers on the back
Plaid.
So who is going to enter all of these? Or have folks already started submitting?
For a small one?
Hokie Club Cadet
Snokie Pokey.
Plow Hard. Plow Smart. Plow Tough
Take Your Leg....
How about "Galen Scott"? I heard he was really good at plowing things.
...too soon?
Bronco Buster.
Snowkie Bird
#ThisIsSnowm
How has no one said Snowki Hoki Hi or Hoki Snowki Hi yet? 🤦♂️
Get after you
Whirled Regions
Vick's Slick Mover
Snowpe
I'm late to the party, but....
Andrew Snowtuapuaka
Greg Snowman
George HW Push
Flawless Plowboy
Sleet Victory
Mike Young's Popcorn Pusher
The Rudolphs
Bruuuce
I just saw that there was a snow-plow naming contest in Minnesota and I gotta say I love "Ctrl+Salt+Delete"
Betty Whiteout was my personal favorite.
We missed a golden opportunity here
And the results are in... UT Plow-em and Bud Salter made the cut. Social media release to follow soon
Damn. I was close with Ut Plow-sim
Froster > Salter IMO
That's not an opinion. That's facts.
I was big on Enter Snowman
I liked Dell Flurry and Sleddy Royal to honor two of our prominent alumni.
Alternatively, I'd have gone with Ut Plows-em and Snowkie Pokey.
But this whole thread was a blast. I'm glad I waited until the end and read them all at once.