OT: Name the new VT Snow Plows

Division of Campus Planning, Infrastructure, and Facilities Name-A-Snow Plow Contest
The Virginia Tech Division of Campus Planning, Infrastructure, and Facilities is excited to announce its inaugural name-a-snow plow contest: a beloved challenge being embraced by transportation groups across the country.

With six unnamed snow plow trucks, three unnamed Toro heavy-duty workmen, and three unnamed Bobcat UTVs, the division will be looking to its employees, the university community, alumni, and beyond to provide potential truck names that will be selected by leadership and the heavy equipment and grounds teams for use.

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TKP this is what we have trained for, all the jokes, memes and work have come to this point.

We need some clever names around Bruce Smith, Mike Vick, Hoda Kotb, Bud Foster etc.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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I meant to add a h/t to you, as your RT is what brought it to my attention :)

Hokies United l Ut Prosim

Did you mean: Plowy McPlowface?

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Really the only option

Overdone now.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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I came here specifically to say that I hope that it isn't one of these kinds of names...

Mr. Plow!

I think he's a boozer.

Better go with the Plow King.

The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me.

Wyatt Teller

it's for snow plows tho, not road graders

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I like it.
Shout out to our lineman:

Teller plow, Pyne plow, Brown plow, Grove plow, Conaty plow, Chung plow....

Not pancake makers.

#Let's Go - Hokies

This is my school
This is home

Dietrick Dash
Adding on: Dr. Timothy Salts

Slusher tower snow plower

uva - the taint of the ACC

Just remember the protection

Billdozer's Virginia Tech Football Plower Hour

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Prices Fork snow stork

uva - the taint of the ACC

My guy Caleb suggested "Sleddie Royal"

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Blacksburg Cornelson remover

uva - the taint of the ACC

I like where your head's at, but he isn't worth the paint to put his name on it. Nor is he worth being 'memorialized' in any way, shape, or form whether positively (LOL doesn't exisit) or negatively.

Having a conversation with you is like a Martian talking to a Fungo.

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Terminal Viscosity

I got it.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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....what a terrible graphic..

Onward and upward

It's from one of the fan websites like TSL.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Wait... GRIT was supposed to be an acronym?!

Get your ass on the ground and we'll party

I was also unaware. Maybe it's a backronym.

It is

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

And the best they came up with is something one yells at their spouse when the Viagra kicks in?

🦃 🦃 🦃

Sub-Zero

.... this is the most perfectly written thing I've ever seen on this site
-8300A_Hokie'12

The smallest of the bobcats should be "Ice Imoh"

.... this is the most perfectly written thing I've ever seen on this site
-8300A_Hokie'12

I'm just leaving this here

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

"Hookers and Plow". That's awesome.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

.....of our our bridesmaids got my 4 year old this book for Christmas....

lol, its as good as you'd expect

This is my school
This is home

Enter Saltman
Grit
Snow place like Home
Timothy Salts

Onward and upward

Snow Rogers

Just Plow It
Hokie Pokie Plowie
Frank the Tank
The Lunch Plow
Bud Salter
Snow Stopper

Onward and upward

If they are used for spreading salt on the roadways, one must be named Pat Narduzzi '16 Press Conference

.... this is the most perfectly written thing I've ever seen on this site
-8300A_Hokie'12

I'm afraid you'd have to rent that name.

He's salty, but his titles aren't free.

Plow It In

If you can't handle my shit posts, you don't deserve my memes

Then push it out

#Let's Go - Hokies

Biggest one should be Frank the Tank

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Bud Froster

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

this

Hokies United l Ut Prosim

Um did you mean Bud D. Froster?

Just D Froster

#Let's Go - Hokies

The Plowing Virginians

Got a chuckle from this thinking of the ol' Stick It In thrusts.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Whit Bobcat

David Plowney

The Key Plow

Ut Plows'em

While I have to say, I like "Sleddie Royal" and "Enter Snowman" better for plow actual plow names, there is NO WAY something like "Ut Plowsim" - "To Plow" cannot appear on these plows as their motto. It is just too perfect.

Snowkie Pokie

Proud author of one plaid comment.

Dell Flurry

this too

Hokies United l Ut Prosim

Seven Layers of Plowers. Sorry I'll leave

Get your ass on the ground and we'll party

I approve.

Plow'n with the Slickness

I love the smell of bourbon in the morning... smells like... Football!

Hear me out on this.... "Kevin"

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

We should do this with every porta-john on campus as well but name them after uva coaches

uva - the taint of the ACC

"Get to Class!"

"Horse on a Snowplow"

.... this is the most perfectly written thing I've ever seen on this site
-8300A_Hokie'12

Something to do with O line?

Ice humpers

#Let's Go - Hokies

Hooplow
Hooplow Ride
Plowhoo

They need to close the snow plow portion of the contest to everyone else. I'd say TKP has that shit covered.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Gonna need more plows.

Gobble Gobble Hitches for the utv

I am not sure what to do with my hands now

Stuck In.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Frank Plowmer & Bud Plowster

ITSTARTSNOW

gotta have the "#"

Less likely to cause a PR debacle than #LETITSNOW

.... this is the most perfectly written thing I've ever seen on this site
-8300A_Hokie'12

le tits now? I mean I'm married so ill have to ask if the wife is fine with French women

I got one more then i'm done:

#ItJustPlowsMore

Lane Train for one of the smaller vehicles

I am not sure what to do with my hands now

Someone make sure each of the plows has one of those Salt Life stickers on the back

I am not sure what to do with my hands now

Plaid.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

So who is going to enter all of these? Or have folks already started submitting?

For a small one?

Hokie Club Cadet

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Snokie Pokey.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Plow Hard. Plow Smart. Plow Tough

There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog


Take Your Leg....

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

How about "Galen Scott"? I heard he was really good at plowing things.

...too soon?

Bronco Buster.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Snowkie Bird

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

#ThisIsSnowm

Get your ass on the ground and we'll party

How has no one said Snowki Hoki Hi or Hoki Snowki Hi yet? 🤦‍♂️

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Get after you

#Let's Go - Hokies

Whirled Regions

Vick's Slick Mover

Get the Edge

Snowpe

I'm late to the party, but....

Andrew Snowtuapuaka
Greg Snowman
George HW Push
Flawless Plowboy
Sleet Victory
Mike Young's Popcorn Pusher

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

The Rudolphs

Bruuuce

#Let's Go - Hokies

I just saw that there was a snow-plow naming contest in Minnesota and I gotta say I love "Ctrl+Salt+Delete"

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Betty Whiteout was my personal favorite.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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We missed a golden opportunity here

There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

And the results are in... UT Plow-em and Bud Salter made the cut. Social media release to follow soon

'Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat,
but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat'

Damn. I was close with Ut Plow-sim

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Froster > Salter IMO

Hokies United l Ut Prosim

That's not an opinion. That's facts.

I was big on Enter Snowman

I liked Dell Flurry and Sleddy Royal to honor two of our prominent alumni.

Alternatively, I'd have gone with Ut Plows-em and Snowkie Pokey.

But this whole thread was a blast. I'm glad I waited until the end and read them all at once.