GO HOKIES🦃 100% COMMITTED!!! pic.twitter.com/Wico0bV00e— Hannes Hammer (@_HannesHammer) May 1, 2022
6-6.5 272 lbs
Unranked OL from Roanoke.
5* All-Name Team
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GO HOKIES🦃 100% COMMITTED!!! pic.twitter.com/Wico0bV00e— Hannes Hammer (@_HannesHammer) May 1, 2022
6-6.5 272 lbs
Unranked OL from Roanoke.
5* All-Name Team
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Read your title and thought, that's not off topic. That's very much on topic. Then I realized I'm not very smart.
Don't feel bad, I thought the exact same thing.
Needs to switch to defense: "Wait till we get our hannes on you" but I'll settle for "look who we got our hannes on now"
This ain't no two hand touch, it's tackle. Let me introduce you to Tagless Hannes.
Welcome home fam!
If Coach Rudolph likey, then me likey.
Welcome!
Absolutely a 5 star name, guy already has the size walking in the door. Clay to mold in Rudolph's hands.
What a name oh my god
I'll show myself out now.
Perfect use of this meme.
His entrance song could be Queen's "Hammer to Fall" !
Not to get too tangential, but if any of you lovers of rock music have never watched Queen's full 22-minute set from Live Aid, it's one of the best live performances of all time.
Queen 1985 Live Aid
Welcome to Hokie Nation Mr. Hammer!
I will never not leg Dr. Horrible. Here's two more.
I warned ye!
God I love Loaded Weapon
and....everyone here cremes Ema.
Yes, with a name like that, he's got to be on our defense. I can see way too many "Illegal Use of the Hannes" penalties on us if he stays on the o-line.
If he gets a targeting call, it better be announced as "Illegal Hannes to the face".
Hammer immediately becomes part of the all-names team, joining the likes of Devine Diablo, Macho Harris, etc.
Cartoones Plural, all those guys.
Don't forget Kevin.
Idk, George George and Dustin Pickle are hard to top
I can't stop looking at the differences in reaction between the guy in the front of the frame and the timpani player
Walk softly and carry a big hammer!
Can't believe it took this long...
I see everyone loves his name, anyone seen him play? Not a lot there on the offer list. Is he just hidden, a project? Etc
He's now rated a 3 star composite. Also of note, was supposedly the #1 '23 recruit in Germany. Easy to see how we could fly under the radar if he's not been able to take part in camps throughout his high school years. IIRC, this makes 2 players from Germany and 1 from France. EUROPE2VT movement.
3 star profile
If European football would get their shit together instead of 5 to 6 intercontinental leagues, prospects would have better opportunities in Europe itself.
Right now, Germany has the best league, and a new European league started with the old NFL Europe teams.
3* football recruit, 5* name recruit.
So my wife the statistician says we got a 4* recruit.