OT Hannes Hammer commits to the Hokies

6-6.5 272 lbs

Unranked OL from Roanoke.

5* All-Name Team

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Read your title and thought, that's not off topic. That's very much on topic. Then I realized I'm not very smart.

Don't feel bad, I thought the exact same thing.

"Give me a fu¢king beer", Anonymous Genius

Needs to switch to defense: "Wait till we get our hannes on you" but I'll settle for "look who we got our hannes on now"

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This ain't no two hand touch, it's tackle. Let me introduce you to Tagless Hannes.

uva - the taint of the ACC

Welcome home fam!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

If Coach Rudolph likey, then me likey.

Welcome!

Absolutely a 5 star name, guy already has the size walking in the door. Clay to mold in Rudolph's hands.

I am not sure what to do with my hands now

What a name oh my god

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

I'll show myself out now.

Perfect use of this meme.

We put the K in Kwality

His entrance song could be Queen's "Hammer to Fall" !

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

Not to get too tangential, but if any of you lovers of rock music have never watched Queen's full 22-minute set from Live Aid, it's one of the best live performances of all time.

Queen 1985 Live Aid

Welcome to Hokie Nation Mr. Hammer!

The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me.

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I will never not leg Dr. Horrible. Here's two more.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

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I warned ye!

.... this is the most perfectly written thing I've ever seen on this site
-8300A_Hokie'12

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

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God I love Loaded Weapon

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

and....everyone here cremes Ema.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Yes, with a name like that, he's got to be on our defense. I can see way too many "Illegal Use of the Hannes" penalties on us if he stays on the o-line.

"That man was violating a city ordinance, and I was just doing my duty to enforce it." - Mike Curtis

If he gets a targeting call, it better be announced as "Illegal Hannes to the face".

.... this is the most perfectly written thing I've ever seen on this site
-8300A_Hokie'12

Hammer immediately becomes part of the all-names team, joining the likes of Devine Diablo, Macho Harris, etc.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Cartoones Plural, all those guys.

Don't forget Kevin.

Hokies United l Ut Prosim

Idk, George George and Dustin Pickle are hard to top

uva - the taint of the ACC

I can't stop looking at the differences in reaction between the guy in the front of the frame and the timpani player

Walk softly and carry a big hammer!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Can't believe it took this long...

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

I see everyone loves his name, anyone seen him play? Not a lot there on the offer list. Is he just hidden, a project? Etc

He's now rated a 3 star composite. Also of note, was supposedly the #1 '23 recruit in Germany. Easy to see how we could fly under the radar if he's not been able to take part in camps throughout his high school years. IIRC, this makes 2 players from Germany and 1 from France. EUROPE2VT movement.

3 star profile

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

If European football would get their shit together instead of 5 to 6 intercontinental leagues, prospects would have better opportunities in Europe itself.

Right now, Germany has the best league, and a new European league started with the old NFL Europe teams.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

3* football recruit, 5* name recruit.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

So my wife the statistician says we got a 4* recruit.

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