Mitch Hedberg's Smacky the Frog Set has been stuck in my head for the past few days. I don't know why, but I'm putting it here anyway.
Week 4 Recap -
Congrats to heuplek for selling your soul to the Cousins for a 6-0 mark. This Cinderella story now has a commanding lead of...(checks notes) 2nd place?
Moving on.
Don't despair if you're new or have forgotten (or just want to forget) some or most of these past few weeks. There's plenty of season for fortunes to change and rags to become riches.
Now, enough of looking back! Onward!
THE GAMES
Texas Tech at (25) Kansas State (KS -7.5)
(7) Kentucky at (14) Ole Miss (MISS -6.5)
(2)Alabama at (20)Arkansas (Bama -16.5)
(9) Oklahoma State at (16) Baylor (OSU -2.5)
LOLuva at dook (dewk -1.5)
(10) NC State at (5) Clemson (Clemson -6.5)
SUMMARY
Texas Tech at (25) Kansas State (KS -7.5)
(7) Kentucky at (14) Ole Miss
(MISS -6.5)
(2) Alabama at (20) Arkansas (Bama -16.5)
(9) Oklahoma State at (16) Baylor (OSU -2.5)
LOLuva at dook (dewk -1.5)
(10) NC State at (5) Clemson (Clemson -6.5)
As always, place your picks ▶️HERE ◀️
Comments
Kansas State
Kentucky
Alabama
Baylor
Duke
Clemson
Purple Wildcats
Blue Wildcats
Bammer
OK state- the quietest top 25 team, quite possibly ever
Dookies
Clemson
I like themes, so Wildcats x2.
Hogs plus points
The team that's coached by a man!
uvasucks, gimme Duke!
Let's put some chaos on the Atlantic side, courtesy of NC State.
Texas Tech at (25) Kansas State (KS -7.5) Go Wildcats?
(7) Kentucky at (14) Ole Miss (MISS -6.5) Tayvion > freshwater
(2) Alabama at (20) Arkansas (Bama -16.5) BAMA by 14. woo pig sooie
(9) Oklahoma State at (16) Baylor (OSU -2.5) Don't let me die in Waco
LOLuva at dook (dewk -1.5) Dook might be good. lolUVA definitely isn't
(10) NC State at (5) Clemson (Clemson -6.5) Wolfpack keeps it close. Hopefully someone falls after touching Howard the rock.
Bonus Pick:
Hokies at
HurricanesUNCheat Gonna keep picking Tech until I am right.Damn you Arkansas
I thought for sure I jumped all the way to first. I'll take second after a 1-5 showing two weeks ago. I'm primed for a less than stellar week again.
Don't let me down again TT
Wildcats
Been High on Arkansas all year. Not this week Roll Tide
I feel like this has 100 points written all over it and the OSU has guns
Only Duke gif worth post(eriz)ing
Not very certain here but I'll pick Clemson 2 QBs playing not so great.
Texas Tech let me down again 😞
I've gone 3,5,3,5 through 4 weeks. So I'm due for another 3 this week.
Texas Tech at (25) Kansas State (KS -7.5) - starting us off right with another tough one. I think TT might be overrated. But, also, Kansas State?!?. I have no idea. I guess I'll take the home team.
(7) Kentucky at (14) Ole Miss (MISS -6.5) - UK's only "good" win is over an overrated Florida team in week 2. Ole Miss can score and I don't know that Kentucky can keep up. I think Ole Miss wins by 10.
(2) Alabama at (20) Arkansas (Bama -16.5) - Bama wins but I think Arkansas keeps it closer than 17. Bama only beat Texas (!!) by 1 on the road. Arkansas kept it within a TD in Tuscaloosa last year.
(9) Oklahoma State at (16) Baylor (OSU -2.5) - OK State hasn't really played anyone. Baylor lost to BYU. Tough call but I'll take OSU to cover.
LOLuva at dook (dewk -1.5) - LOL. Duke is way better than expected. UVA is UVA. This should be easy money.
(10) NC State at (5) Clemson (Clemson -6.5) - Gosh, I think both these teams are overrated. The question is, who is more overrated? Clemson went on the road and beat a decent WF team. I think they manage to win at home in prime time by at least 7. But I'll be rooting for NCState anyway
Texas Tech at (25) Kansas State (KS -7.5)
(7) Kentucky at (14) Ole Miss (MISS -6.5)
(2) Alabama at (20) Arkansas (Bama -16.5)
(9) Oklahoma State at (16) Baylor (OSU -2.5)
LOLuva at dook (dewk -1.5)
(10) NC State at (5) Clemson (Clemson -6.5)
BOTW: Something from Dogfish most likely. Headed to the beach area Saturday night for dinner, and prob will swing by the DFH brewpub while over there.
(Pokes)
Texas Tech at (25) Kansas State (KS -7.5)
(7) Kentucky at (14) Ole Miss
(MISS -6.5)
(2) Alabama at (20) Arkansas (Bama -16.5) Too big a spread after Texas.
(9) Oklahoma State at (16) Baylor (OSU -2.5)
LOLuva at dook (dewk -1.5)
(10) NC State at (5) Clemson (Clemson -6.5)
Texas Tech at (25) Kansas State (KS -7.5) is KState actually good just for beating a rebuilt OU squad? I favor the offense of the Raiders
(7) Kentucky at (14) Ole Miss why is Ole Piss favored, Cats by
90at least 6.5(MISS -6.5)
(2) Alabama at (20) Arkansas (Bama -16.5) woo pig baby
(9) Oklahoma State at (16) Baylor (OSU -2.5) go pokes
LOLuva at dook (dewk -1.5) Dook, UVA looks lost
NC State at (5) Clemson (Clemson -6.5) need the pack to win purely because I bet a healthy amount of money preseason for them to win the ACC
Kansas State
Kentucky
Alabama
Oklahoma State
Duke
NC State
I'm fading fast....thank God for no Hokie game this week. At least in the Pick 6.
K St(-7.5)
Kentucky (+6.5)
Arkansas (+16.5)
Baylor (-2.5)
Duke (-1.5)
Clemson (-6.5)
KState
UK
Ark
OkState
Duke
Clemson
Texas Tech at (25) Kansas State (KS -7.5)
(7) Kentucky at (14) Ole Miss
(MISS -6.5)
(2) Alabama at (20) Arkansas (Bama -16.5)
(9) Oklahoma State at (16) Baylor (OSU -2.5)
LOLuva at dook (dewk -1.5)
(10) NC State at (5) Clemson (Clemson -6.5)
Live Update: 8:32 PM EDT
If Duke manages to not forget to come back onto the field for the second half, we are guaranteed to have 4 Pickers go 6-0 this week.
For the love of everything that is still kinda ok in this world, HOLD ON, DUKE!
Clemson is more likely to be close.