Hating' On Mike Elko

Mike Elko calls 911 when his pulled pork has too much pink in it.

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Mike Elko thinks that Cutcliffe running up the score on us was good sportsmanship and he plans to do the same.

Last time I hated on Mike Elko, the scoreboard read 0-0 at the end of regulation. I am treading lightly.

Duke QB Riley Leonard has outrushed Keyshawn King and Malachai Thomas combined this season.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

So, Mike Elko doesn't know that running backs should out rush quarterbacks.

Mike Elmo thinks these edibles ain't shit

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Mike Elko believes the Duke football coaching job is more prestigious than the Duke basketball head coaching job.

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Mike Elko thinks Duke has the nicest stadium in the ACC

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Mike Elko is not his real name but an alias in the same vein as Ron Mexico

Mike Elko thinks Duke should be in the Ivy League.

I seldom speak to loluva grads, but when I do, I tell them I want large fries.

Mike Elko is a damn good coach, don't want to say anything bad about him.

Mike Elko forgot to make the Hatin' On thread for Brent Key

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Woah, it's practically Thursday and this has totally slipped by me 😳. We really didn't start one...

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Mike Elko is worried about VT's offense

Onward and upward

Mike Elko became a NextDoor app mod to expand his ability to abuse his HOA President power.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Mike Elko already has his Christmas lights up.

Mike Elko already still has his Christmas lights up.

FTFY

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

Mike Elko still uses an apostrophe even when the G in Hating is already there

Leg! Hehe thanks for the laugh!

Stupid autocorrect. I fixed it twice before posting. Take your leg.

Mike Elko chose Duke despite its academics.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Mike Elko thinks it should be illegal to hunt anything from the deer family - especially elk.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Mike Elko anagrams to Komie Elk.

#Let's Go - Hokies

Mike Elko's name used to be Mike Mooso.

Mike Elko thinks The Rise of Skywalker is better than Andor

I do art stuff.

He also thinks the Hobbit trilogy was better than the lord of the rings

Mike Elko thinks its cool to be successful in year one of his coaching job.

Mike Elko is friends with Jimbo Fisher
Mike Elko thinks Tisdale deserved a longer suspension for sports gambling
Mike Elko is fat
Mike Elko is a grown man and still drinks milk

Mike Elko is a grown man and still drinks milk

How else does one eat brownies or Oreos? Are you people savages?

I do art stuff.

I'm very confused by the recent "people shouldn't drink milk / judging others for drinking milk" movement.

Milk is delicious and nutritious.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

I think milk tastes disgusting, and I also think it's weird for adults to drink milk. It's a fluid created by another animal to nurse their youth. You're literally an adult eating baby food.

Gives me the shakes (and stomach cramps) just thinking about it.

Humans are also the only animal on the planet smart enough to "harvest" said "food". If there is nutritional value in something, why shouldn't it be consumed if you enjoy it?

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

I also enjoy honey and cheese and yogurt and wine and beer

I do art stuff.

I like honey, wine, and beer. Cheese is fine situationally, but I'm not a wine/cheese guy (it's also a very UVA dish).

I found the lactose intolerant guy who is just jealous of all the genetically more advanced people who have evolved to be able to consume milk without consequence

Onward and upward

I stopped drinking milk when I was around middle school age, just because I didn't like it. I think that by not consuming dairy for years, I did develop some lactose intolerance, but I don't feel like there's any food that I like that I can't eat. After 4 slices of pizza my stomach hurts, but do I really need to be eating 4 slices of pizza? Not really.

I'm also pretty surprised by the blowback. I purchased milk for the first time as an adult a few months ago when my kid turned 1. I've polled my friends - the only use for milk they have is cereal and milk.

I maintain my stance that it's weird for adults to just drink a glass of milk.

think that by not consuming dairy for years, I did develop some lactose intolerance

I learned in my teen years that it is not uncommon for people to become lactose intolerant later in life, often beginning in their adolescence. As a huge fan of all things dairy, I was less than enthused. I also learned that (thankfully for me) many people lose this intolerance afterwards as in my early twenties I no longer had any problems.

I do art stuff.

without milk we wouldn't have this great cinematic quote:

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

More important, without milk we would not have that essential to happiness 5th food group.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

I guess you don't like any cheese, or products that use milk like pancakes, ice cream, mashed potatoes, anything with butter etc?

1-0 every week

My comment was about drinking a glass of 'raw' cow's milk, which I think is weird for an adult, but to answer your question:

  • Cheese - There are some places it's good, but it's not must have for me. To me, cheese is somewhere between 'woof' and 'fine' depending on the dish/how it's served.
  • Pancakes - they're fine. Not great. They're mostly a vehicle for maple syrup.
  • Ice cream - It's good, but not my favorite. When I go to a gourmet ice cream shop, I usually get an espresso ice cream and a dark chocolate. Often times these are dairy free. Savory >>> Sweet
  • Mashed potatoes - I don't understand why anyone would want to eat potatoes that aren't fried. Fried potatoes are undefeated. Fried potatoes are better than Nick Saban. Fried potatoes have played AND BEATEN everyone pawwlll. I don't see a need to mash potatoes when you can fry them.

My ideal meal is a big piece of meat/fish (it can be smoked, grilled, baked, fried, braised, poached, etc), a fried starch (potato, yuka, etc), and a green veggie (preferably cooked in bacon fat). Paired with coffee if it's breakfast, water if it's lunch, and beer/bourbon if it's dinner. I don't really need anything else.

You might not like it, but don't judge people who do bruh cmon

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Same here, SoupHokie.
I like a tall cold glass of milk.

Besides all the cooking uses plus use in cereal (hot and cold), hot beverages (coffee, tea, latte', hot chocolate), butter, cheese and various desserts and baked goods, there are foods which seem to be enhanced with milk.

As a flavor professional (Hey VT Food Science people that I know haunt these pages) there are significant number of flavor substances properly dissolved in fat, as well, as others best put into solution in water.
Guess what, proper milk has both. Fats and water work to put these soluble items into best use as an enhancement to flavors. All the glory of a fine peanut butter sandwich, oreos, grandmom's oatmeal or chocolate chip cookies are lost without milk.

This leads me to ask. Why do you hate grandmoms, you milk deniers you.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Coffee is FAR superior to milk when it comes to dipping cookies, brownies, pastries, etc

must not downvote...

I put milk in my coffee.

#Let's Go - Hokies

Uh whiskey?

the best compliment to whisky is ice.

Or apple pie or bread pudding. Chocolatey desserts were made for a glass of cold milk

I do art stuff.

Mike Elko doesn't twist open his Oreos to eat the filling first

Mike Elko thinks there's plenty of filling in Oreo thins and double stuffed are just glutinous and gross.

I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
JC Price

Don't get him started on chocolate covered Oreos or Oreos of any other flavor than chocolate and vanilla.

Mike Elko loves playing golf in the fall because he claims the leaf rule on every shot, even way they are WAY off line.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Mike Elko listens to the Dixiecups/Dr. John/Grateful Dead/etc.. song 'Iko Iko', and sings ELKO ELKO ALL DAY!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Elko loves his goldfish...

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Mike Elko kicks puppies

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Mike role plays as "Tickle me Elko"

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

And Orko:

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Mike Elko thinks you should never let another qb get game experience when your team is 2-7. Oh wait, that's not how this works.

Mike Elko is disappointed that Nicole came and went before the game. He was really looking forward to making VT stand in the rain to watch their team give up yet another 4th quarter lead and lose in embarrassing fashion in sleepy Wallace Wade.

Onward and upward

Mike Elko would let facts get in the way of me saying he's gonna lose tomorrow.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Mike Elko thinks Cutcliffe was a crappy coach and that he is successfully rebuilding a power football program from the ashes.

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

I can't believe we're going to lose to Elmo.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

Mike Elko thinks we should have hired Mike Elko.

I think a lot of us think so too

Onward and upward

He was on the list of I would not have been upset with the hire.