OT: Happy Hokiedays

I am really digging that TKP and VT athletics seem to be collectively celebrating Festivus this year, seeing as we have begun airing our grievances and Hokies Wrestling took care of our feats of strength by defeating Stanford yesterday. Here's to hoping our Festivus miracle is a few more croots and portalers coming Home.

While we wait for signing day I thought it would be fun to share our favorite non-traditional holiday song and/or traditions. Here are a couple of my favorite tunes during December:

Darcy the Dragon:

A Christmas Duel:

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Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Greatest Christmas movie of all time.

I forgot to take a picture my VT tree this year. I will update when I have the chance.

Edit: It's only in its second year. Hoping to get some maroon tinsel and add a few ornaments for next year.

Die Hard is a solid choice. But I'm confused because I thought the OP said "non-traditional" and Christmas and Die Hard go together like lamb and tuna fish.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Fair enough...schnitzel and polka for you.

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Tom Lehrer's Christmas medley is my personal fave;

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

This will be a nice addition to my holiday playlist, thank you.

Not sure if it counts as "non traditional" but I'm always amazed at the number of people that don't have Scrooged on their yearly Christmas movie list. I get a chuckle ever time I see the Frank Cross's inspirational definition in his office.

Scrooged is one of my favorites! Love that movie!

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

While the NFL is slowly taking over Christmas day, I will always count NBA on Christmas Day as one of my favorites. Always a great slate of games, the under hits at a higher rate, and nothing like having Chuck, Shaq, Kenny, and Ernie join the Christmas fun.

Fire Whit.

Merry Christmas TKP!!

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Merry Christmas ladies and gents. Been a while since I checked in to the site. I love and miss y'all!!

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

It's christmas.

Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Merry Christmas to all of you crazy folks. Thanks for being part of my life. Wishing you all the best.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

While the in laws are over and light christmas tunes play over the bluetooth, I like to sneak in Robert Earl Keen's "Merry Christmas from the Family" and, muuuch tougher to pull off, Steel Panther's "Sexy Santa" and see if anyone notices.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

I tried to sneak in the misfits cover of you're a mean one Mr Grinch yesterday. We made it about halfway through before someone noticed.

There are only two Christmas albums needed, Destination ... Christmas! by the Superions and A Colt 45 Christmas by Afroman

Scott Weiland made a Christmas album. He croons his way through most of it, but occasionally can't help himself and has to get weird. You could slide that in and mostly go unnoticed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V6WYMVokrA

We put the K in Kwality

Top Nontraditional Christmas Songs, unordered
All I Want for Christmas is You (in minor key) - Chase Hofstadter
Christmas Truce - Sabaton
Fairytale of New York - Pogues
Christmas in Hollis - Run-DMC
The Season's Upon Us - Dropkick Murphys
Don't Let The Bells End - The Darkness
Da vet du at det er jul - Ylvis

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Chris Marve is out here asking the questions that matter on Christmas. Posted on twitter asking grits or cream if wheat. I was a bit surprised to see some cream of wheat supporters.

Mannheim Steamroller is great Christmas music.

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

And TSO. Both are great.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

So, this is Christmas...

...and

I do art stuff.

Well, if you're John Lennon, you ripped off a song called Stewball (about a racehorse), put new words to the tune, and cashed in.

I do art stuff.

Maybe the worst 'Christmas song' ever.

Pet peeve of mine is when rich celebrities whine about why others aren't doing more to help [insert whatever they are whining about]. My response is dude, you are rich, why don't you just live off 1/5th of what you make and donate the rest. You'd still be better off then most of the people you are talking to. And I donate plenty too.

Sorry, post-Christmas rant for the day. And I really do hate that song.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Or you could try and fail mightily like Bob Geldof with the whole Do They Know It's Christmas fiasco. He raised all that money and then donated it to the damn Ethiopian government run by a dictator who used the money to buy arms to destroy his enemies' farms.

https://medium.com/w12-io/the-live-aid-festival-took-place-on-july-13-19...

https://www.spin.com/2015/07/live-aid-the-terrible-truth-ethiopia-bob-ge...

Worst Christmas song ever is 'Christmas shoes' and it's not even close. Who the fuck writes a Christmas song about some poor kid trying to buy pretty shoes for his dying mother so she looks good when she 'meets Jesus tonight'. Just the thing to put one in a festive mood.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said