Tony Elliot idolizes Audi, iPhone, NorthFace, Zima, Sperry, Ray-ban, YETI, and Ascot as "status-symbol brands" and thinks if you don't live in a neighborhood with an HOA you are poor and should be looked down upon
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somehow you forgot YETI. people put their stickers on their freaking cars. People buy them just to take juice boxes to the soccer fields (probably Tony Elliot).
The koozie (xmas gift) is awesome, came with a sticker that I put on my $15 igloo cooler, which people call a YETI and I smirk.
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Tony Elliott doesn't like cheese, lettuce, and tomato on tacos because it's "too American," but also complains that cilantro and onions are "too ethnic."
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Rumors are swirling that Michigan State is considering Tony Elliott as Head Coach option.Elliott has gone 5-15 in his first 2 seasons as Virginia's HC.Surely, this is a smoke screen... right? This is the kind of hire that gets you empty seats for years. pic.twitter.com/xOoLlaRr4X— College Football Report (@CFBRep) November 15, 2023
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You know how these things go. MSU will try to hire Sean McVay, Urban Meyer, Ryan Day, get Nick Saban back, Brent Venables, and Dan Lanning. When they all turn down that souless concrete cold dumpster fire campus, they move on to plan B or C. How they pulled Elliotts name as opposed to say - Justin Fuente- is a mystery. He has been flat awful as UVA's coach. Point is, they will in fact hire a plan B guy.
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Tony Elliot takes 5-6 hours to play 18 and doesn't let anyone play through. He likes to take extra attempts off the tee if he's not extremely happy with his shot
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Tony Elliot coaches a bunch of total douches. There was a time, say maybe Watson, Lawrence years, that i wanted him to be our coach. Thank God that didnt happen. He belongs to the Douche now
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When Tony Elliot took his family to Europe he had to call the concierge to ask why the water fountain in his room was so low to the ground. The hotel staff explained it wasn't a fountain and was not for drinking and that it replaces toilet paper. Tony then said "ah I got it, so ehat is this toilet paper you speak of"
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Tony Elliot parks in the "expectant mothers" parking spaces at the mall and when confronted about it he goes on a tirade about how the pregnancy is just as hard on the men and they deserve the same perks as the pregnant women
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Tony Elliott uses 'scheduled send" so people will think he's working at 2330. But he gets upset when the recipient hasn't responded when he checks in the morning.
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Tony Elliott tells his kids that on airplanes it's OK to watch movies or play games on their phones without earpods/headphones, and that they can turn up the volume until there's a little distortion.
He also lets his kids ride in main, while he rides in First Class.
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Tony thinks that calling yourself by your "year" makes you look more sophisticated and doesn't make you look like an idiot in public
Tony Elliot thinks backsplash feels good and eats extra at restaurants so he can get that clean washed backside feel when he gets home.
Tony Elliott forces his pee at a urinal and aims it straight ahead so he can maximize backsplash
Tony Elliott thinks Zima is a refreshing accompaniment to the hotdogs UVa will give you to buy a football ticket.
Tony Elliot idolizes Audi, iPhone, NorthFace, Zima, Sperry, Ray-ban, YETI, and Ascot as "status-symbol brands" and thinks if you don't live in a neighborhood with an HOA you are poor and should be looked down upon
somehow you forgot YETI. people put their stickers on their freaking cars. People buy them just to take juice boxes to the soccer fields (probably Tony Elliot).
The koozie (xmas gift) is awesome, came with a sticker that I put on my $15 igloo cooler, which people call a YETI and I smirk.
yeah, good one. I've added it
Tony Elliot accept a job at UVA on his own free will
Tony Elliott thinks UVA was a step up from Clemson.
Tony Elliott
thinksthought UVA was a step up from Clemson.Tony Elliott always opts for the suppository version of his prescriptions.
It's his version of "Stick it in".
"Stink it in"
Tony Elliott doesn't like cheese, lettuce, and tomato on tacos because it's "too American," but also complains that cilantro and onions are "too ethnic."
And he bitches that it is "cultural appropriation" when anyone but him eats those tacos.
Tony Elliott doesn't like "Land Down Under," "One Night in Bangkok," or either Toto or Weezer's version of "Africa."
But he does like "Waka-Waka" because Shakira is "empowering."
Tony Elliot also doesn't like soft tacos
Tony Elliot thinks it goes against the principle of "Hard things together".
Writes itself
Wow this cannot be real, right? It would save UVA as it is my understanding Elliot has a large buyout.
You know how these things go. MSU will try to hire Sean McVay, Urban Meyer, Ryan Day, get Nick Saban back, Brent Venables, and Dan Lanning. When they all turn down that souless concrete cold dumpster fire campus, they move on to plan B or C. How they pulled Elliotts name as opposed to say - Justin Fuente- is a mystery. He has been flat awful as UVA's coach. Point is, they will in fact hire a plan B guy.
it's almost certainly not a smokescreen from MSU
it's almost certainly a "leak" from Elliott's agent
Tony Elliott moves into a neighborhood downwind from a cow barn and complains about the smell.
YES!! And complains to the epa when he sees cows drinking from a creek!!
Corollary - Tony Elliott moves into a house upwind of a cow barn, and the farm complains about the smell.
Tony Elliot thinks he's famous for a cereal advertisement.
Also, he says "They're GREAT!" about UVa.
When Tony Elliott plays tennis, he hits slice backhands exclusively.
Besides himself, do you think anyone else is proud of Tony Elliott?
Tony Elliott serves KFC for Thanksgiving dinner, but puts it in a pan in the oven so people will think he cooked it himself.
Tony Elliott doesn't call his parents.
https://youtu.be/VY6YAFO9mPY?feature=shared
Tony Elliott wants his mom to hate him.
Tony Elliott has a quarterback who thinks that beating a 5-6 Tech Team will mean they are "Bak!"
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Tony Elliott's QB is named after a bacteria typically found in dog feces
Tony Elliott thought he was recruiting a qb named Tony Colander. He converted to pastafarianism to convince the player and family to commit to UVA.
He then learned correct name and the dog fecal bacterial thing and has since converted to dog shit.
Tony Elliot takes 5-6 hours to play 18 and doesn't let anyone play through. He likes to take extra attempts off the tee if he's not extremely happy with his shot
Tony Elliot coaches a bunch of total douches. There was a time, say maybe Watson, Lawrence years, that i wanted him to be our coach. Thank God that didnt happen. He belongs to the Douche now
Tony Elliott's quarterback was kicked off the lacrosse team for being too much of a douche.
When Tony Elliot took his family to Europe he had to call the concierge to ask why the water fountain in his room was so low to the ground. The hotel staff explained it wasn't a fountain and was not for drinking and that it replaces toilet paper. Tony then said "ah I got it, so ehat is this toilet paper you speak of"
Tony Elliott thinks the best way to cook steak is boiling it with no seasoning.
So you also watch Josh and his momma waste food on tiktok?
I've not seen that before but I'm not surprised it's a thing lol
Tony Elliot anagrams to: I was so desperate for a head coaching gig I signed on at loluva
Tony Epcot thinks it's perfectly normal to have two first names.
Tony Elliot thinks James Gayle doesn't know the first thing about what a rivalry means
Tony Elliott anagrams to Little Toony
It also anagrams to
Tilt to Lonely
Tony Elliott named his lizard Tiny Elliott.
Tony Elliott goes around telling people "They said you sound like an owl" because it's the only way he can get them to talk about hoos.
Toni Ellios thinks he is a better culture fit for LOL than Pry is at VT.
Toni Ellios is an unhinged tin of rancid tomahtos.
Tony Elliott is the Dean Wormer to Colandrea's Douglas Niedermeyer! (So here's hoping the Hokiebird throws up on him!
Wouldn't mind seeing this happen to Colandrea either!
Tony Elliott serves PB&J for Thanksgiving.
Tony Elliott puts ketchup, mustard, and relish on his well done steak
Tony Elliot parks in the "expectant mothers" parking spaces at the mall and when confronted about it he goes on a tirade about how the pregnancy is just as hard on the men and they deserve the same perks as the pregnant women
Tony Elliot claims that everyone is "a little bit pregnant", so he's entitled to park there.
Tony Elliott eats 90% of his meal then tells the waitress they messed it up so he ain't gonna pay for it.
Tony Elliot vapes on the plane and claims it's not smoking and he's not bothering anyone
Could have stopped here, honestly
Tony Elliot runs all of his meetings 10-15 minutes longer than scheduled. And then gets angry when anyone has to go.
Tony Elliot loves starting off his meetings with the phrase, "to piggyback off of our previous meeting...."
Tony Elliot holds hour long mandatory meetings at 5pm on Fridays to communicate information that a simple email could convey.
By definition, all of Tony Elliott's emails are simple.
Ugh...triggered....I have a Tony Elliott in my leadership chain. I have "had other things come up" so many times.
Tony Elliott uses 'scheduled send" so people will think he's working at 2330. But he gets upset when the recipient hasn't responded when he checks in the morning.
Tony Elliott reuses toilet paper.
His hand is his toilet paper
And then he accuses the other guy of being disrespectful when he refuses to shake hands.
Tony Elliott thinks an open DRC-Rwanda war would be no big deal because both sides have a great track record on human rights.
Tony Elliott puts a 12x Vortex scope on a Hi-Point .357.
Tony Elliott parks his squatted Audi sedan across four parking spaces so it won't get door dings from other people's proletarian cars
Tony Elliott tells his kids that on airplanes it's OK to watch movies or play games on their phones without earpods/headphones, and that they can turn up the volume until there's a little distortion.
He also lets his kids ride in main, while he rides in First Class.
Tony Elliott slows down at a green light because it's "stale and might turn red."
Omg I HATE this!! STOP ANTICIPATING THE RED LIGHT PEOPLE THAT'S WHAT THE YELLOW LIGHT IS FOR!!!!
*fuming* 🤬🤬
Tony Elliott pees in the tank of the toilet.
Tony Elliot doesn't use Slack because he thinks it's for lazy people.
Tony Elliot thinks Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig and Foghorn Leghorn aren't funny.
Tony Elliott puts ketchup on his mint chocolate chip ice cream.
Tony Elliott roots for Boris when watching Rocky & Bullwinkle.
Tony Elliott thinks Dudley Do-Right was the most enlightened thinker of his time.
Tony Elliott baked a nice Tofurkey yesterday.
Toby Elliott hassles employees at Walmart on Thanksgiving.
Tony Elliott calls IT departments to tell them to block TheKeyPlay.