If you're wondering why I disappeared for a month...

It's because Joe and I had a huge falling out.

Jk jk, it's because my wife and I have been tending to the world's newest Hokie!

He's only known Tech as a bowl eligible football team on the rise with a fan base who doesn't want to burn it all down, so let's see how long that lasts.

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Congrats!

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Congrats!

I'm impressed you were able to write that article earlier given I'm guessing you've had about 10 hours of total sleep the past month

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Already blowing raspberries at UVA, nice.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

You should label all his diapers "LOLUVa" so he can continue the tradition of blowing them out.

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Congrats!!

So cute!

Congrats! If you need any custom VT onesies, I know a person.

And may he only know Tech as a bowl team for the next 30 years!

Congrats! Now peek at VT tuition this year and start that college fund yesterday

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

What Homebrew said πŸ‘†. Start the college fund now. Dump as much as you can into it every month. Biggest mistake we made was starting late in the game and missing out on the years of compounding.

And congrats! Hardest job you will ever love. He's a cutie!

Welcome the class of 2046! Or somewhere around that time anyway.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Congrats!! My wife and I are expecting our first sometime in the next 3 weeks, just in time for bowl season!

Wow. Can't believe you were forced back to TKP after only four weeks. But congratulations!

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

His TKP family leave ran out...

Dang, a month of labor!! Your wife must have wanted to beat your ass bro!

That's awesome, congrats!

Congratulations!

Congrats! Cute.

Better get that NIL deal in place.

Congrats Brian!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Congrats!

Does this mean we are about to get a Hokie Baby Boom since the football team is starting to be good again?

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Mark your calendars for nine-months from the LOLUVA game.

We put the K in Kwality

It would be fabulous if the Fullers started to fill the roster.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

I see he already picked up how to signal "Touchdown Hokies!" after watching the commonwealth cup

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Adorable!! Congrats!!

TN_Hokie

yay!!! congrats

Congrats, and welcome to the club!

Dissappear for a month, that kid doesn't have the attention span for month long peakaboo!

Congratulations to my favorite VT sports journalist!

Congratulations to you and your wife Sir! Here's to the little guy only knowing about the renaissance of VT Football and having no idea about these dark years we just plodded through

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Congrats!

In my profession I can tell you ugly babies truly exist. They are out there in our world. Your baby is definitely not ugly. Well done. And he has quite the set of hands on him. He may be our next slot receiver in a few years. Congrats.

user name checks out.

Glad you aren't a Penn State fan because PSUPedo can only be read one way.

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Well played sir...would give more than one leg if I could

Get this kid a NIL deal and a Commonwealth Cup sippy cup.

Congrats, dude. Your life will never be the same, in all the best possible ways.

We put the K in Kwality

Woo Hoo! Congrats. We need more Hokies and fewer boo hoos.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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Congrats to you and your better half. Enjoy every moment. Really happy for you guys.

Looking at that pic takes me back. My much better half and I would do it all over again.

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

That's awesome! Congrats!

I've told Brian how happy I am for him, but I am really happy for him. I've known him since he's been an undergrad and it's been really cool to see him go from young adult to full on dad.