It's because Joe and I had a huge falling out.
Jk jk, it's because my wife and I have been tending to the world's newest Hokie!
He's only known Tech as a bowl eligible football team on the rise with a fan base who doesn't want to burn it all down, so let's see how long that lasts.
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Congrats!
Congrats!
I'm impressed you were able to write that article earlier given I'm guessing you've had about 10 hours of total sleep the past month
Already blowing raspberries at UVA, nice.
You should label all his diapers "LOLUVa" so he can continue the tradition of blowing them out.
Congrats!!
So cute!
Congrats! If you need any custom VT onesies, I know a person.
And may he only know Tech as a bowl team for the next 30 years!
Congrats! Now peek at VT tuition this year and start that college fund yesterday
What Homebrew said π. Start the college fund now. Dump as much as you can into it every month. Biggest mistake we made was starting late in the game and missing out on the years of compounding.
And congrats! Hardest job you will ever love. He's a cutie!
Welcome the class of 2046! Or somewhere around that time anyway.
Congrats!! My wife and I are expecting our first sometime in the next 3 weeks, just in time for bowl season!
Wow. Can't believe you were forced back to TKP after only four weeks. But congratulations!
His TKP family leave ran out...
Dang, a month of labor!! Your wife must have wanted to beat your ass bro!
That's awesome, congrats!
Congratulations!
Congrats! Cute.
Better get that NIL deal in place.
Congrats Brian!
Congrats!
Does this mean we are about to get a Hokie Baby Boom since the football team is starting to be good again?
Mark your calendars for nine-months from the LOLUVA game.
It would be fabulous if the Fullers started to fill the roster.
I see he already picked up how to signal "Touchdown Hokies!" after watching the commonwealth cup
Adorable!! Congrats!!
Congratulations to all of you! Start your 529(c) today.
Also, grandparents, aunts/uncles, anyone can contribute/make their own 529 for your kids
yay!!! congrats
Congrats, and welcome to the club!
Dissappear for a month, that kid doesn't have the attention span for month long peakaboo!
Congratulations to my favorite VT sports journalist!
Congratulations to you and your wife Sir! Here's to the little guy only knowing about the renaissance of VT Football and having no idea about these dark years we just plodded through
Congrats!
In my profession I can tell you ugly babies truly exist. They are out there in our world. Your baby is definitely not ugly. Well done. And he has quite the set of hands on him. He may be our next slot receiver in a few years. Congrats.
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Glad you aren't a Penn State fan because PSUPedo can only be read one way.
Well played sir...would give more than one leg if I could
Get this kid a NIL deal and a Commonwealth Cup sippy cup.
Congrats, dude. Your life will never be the same, in all the best possible ways.
Woo Hoo! Congrats. We need more Hokies and fewer boo hoos.
Congrats to you and your better half. Enjoy every moment. Really happy for you guys.
Looking at that pic takes me back. My much better half and I would do it all over again.
That's awesome! Congrats!
I've told Brian how happy I am for him, but I am really happy for him. I've known him since he's been an undergrad and it's been really cool to see him go from young adult to full on dad.