Happy 74th Birthday Chuck Norris

Stealing this from the Mike and Mike show this morning:

Today marks Chuck Norris' 74th birthday. I was floored when they said that he was turning 74 years old today. I guess the Total Gym really works....

This is somewhat of an old joke thread, most that we've heard 10 million times, and honestly - could be tired of hearing: but what is the best Chuck Norris/Sam Rogers joke that you've heard or come up with?

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