Stealing this from the Mike and Mike show this morning:
Today marks Chuck Norris' 74th birthday. I was floored when they said that he was turning 74 years old today. I guess the Total Gym really works....
This is somewhat of an old joke thread, most that we've heard 10 million times, and honestly - could be tired of hearing: but what is the best Chuck Norris/Sam Rogers joke that you've heard or come up with?
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Chuck Norris and Sam Rogers high-fived once. We now know this event as The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris once sued NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Did Sam Rogers approve this??!!
Chuck Norris has a Grizzly Bear carpet in his room, its not dead, its just afraid of Sam Rogers
Sam Rogers once lapped Chuck Norris. In a Drag Race.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he breaks the needle
When Sam Rogers donates blood, he breaks the bank
Sam Rogers doesn't give blood...
...he takes it
They were going to name a bridge after Sam Rogers. But nobody crosses Sam Rogers
haha, didn't you say this on the original Rogers/Norris thread? Oldie but a goodie
Yes, I did. Seemed appropriate to rehash it here.
Sam Rogers can kill two stones with one bird...
Google's email address is: gmail@SamRogers.com
This...just...this
When Sam left home for Blackburg, his Dad became the man of the house...
In the Guiness Book of World records, there is footnote on the last page that states: "All figures are the closest that anyone has come to Chuck Norris' record"
Chuck Norris wears Sam Rogers underoos
The drillfield isn't sinking, Sam Rogers just did push-ups on it
Sam Rogers still tells "Yo Mama" jokes....and they make you laugh.
Even if the jokes aren't funny...YOU WILL LAUGH...after all, its Sam Rogers.
The best estimates of Chuck Norris's age are best guesses only. The only way to be certain would be to saw him in half and count the rings of pure awesomeness.
The only thing hard enough to cut Chuck Norris is Sam Rogers, and he signed a mutual non-aggression pact with Chuck.
Ergo, nobody really knows how old Chuck Norris is.
It is a strange coincidence that historical times older than a couple thousand years are referred to as being "b.c."
Jesus can walk on water
Sam Rogers can swim through land
When Bruce Banner gets mad, her turns into the Hulk, aka Sam Rogers. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris
Is this Sam's dad? Just wondering...
A garbage man from New Jersey?
Sam Rogers once got into a knife fight and the knife lost.
Sam Rogers doesn't have a chin under his helmet, just another fist.
Fun fact in 2008, I was within 200 feet of Chuck Norris for about an hour and lived to tell about it:
Chuck Norris addresses 2008 LU graduates
Chuck Rogers. Remember that name 20 years from now.
Uh-oh. I think the badassery has just been upped a level.
He lost a lot of his badass cred with me by being a muck in that new show, Saint George, with George Lopez.
chuck norris got his ass whupped by bruce lee. oh wait.
Yup. He also helped bury Bruce The Dragon Lee.