Hatin' On: "Troy Taylor"

"Troy Taylor" is AI Generated and you cant convince me otherwise

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Man, it's gonna take me a while to get used to the "New ACC"

I think he's the punter for the Chicago Bears.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Troy Taylor also didn't find my Troy Taylor vs Tory Taylor joke funny. :.(

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Troy Taylor thinks a fucking tree is a great mascot.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

He thinks you'll root for them.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Troy Taylor is a CPU generated name for a head coach in NCAA Football 2006.

Troy Taylor played QB for the New York Jets. lmfao.

Troy Taylor wants more POP from Pop Watson once the game gets out of hand!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Troy Taylor only drinks Cascadian Dark Ales (Black IPAs) and if none are available he orders a rail vodka and diet.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Are black IPAs a bad thing now?

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

They are for the purposes of the "Hatin' On" thread!!

Not sure they were ever good...but ymmv.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Troy Taylor made up the name Black IPA to ride the wave of IPA popularity. He also thought sour ipa's were a good idea.

Troy Taylor was the guy that decided we needed to call everything an IPA.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Sour IPAs are fantastic and I will fight you. Crooked Run Fermentation in Leesburg makes excellent sours.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

Bitter and sour shouldn't go together. Might be a small hill, but I'll die on it.

Start with London dry gin.
Add lime and tonic water. Bitter and sour.
Perfect gin and tonic.
Bitter and sour.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I don't really think a properly proportioned tonic/lime drink really has that much bitterness. And most of the tonics I'm able to get have enough sugars to offset some of that.
The other thing is I drink white rum and tonic, not gin. The rum probably takes some of the bitterness off as well. I'm always pretty heavy handed on the lime side.

The quinine in proper tonic water is uniquely and specifically bitter. The lime is to mask it somewhat but also to specifically make a pleasant bitter/sour that matches nicely with the sharp herbal flavors of a strongly juniper flavored gin.

I get ya though, modern tastes don't favor this flavor combination much. Most of the time when you find it, it has something else which limits the bitterness such as added sweetness or fats (cream) added to classic Italian desserts that feature coffee/espresso or bitter chocolate and citrus such as orange or lime desserts.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Take one of the funky botanical gins (Uncle Vals) and a nice deep spicy vermouth alternative (Weller's Rye), and a splash of bitters (Habanero shrub) and you have a very nice martini for not hating on any more......

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

I support we drop the Hatin' On thread for a Drinkin' On thread.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

I'm down for a signature "Hatin' on" cocktail.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

2oz bourbon
0.5 oz bourbon
1 oz bourbon
0.25 juice from the inside of a bourbon barrel
Three dashes bourbon
Garnish with bourbon.

Can be served over one big ice cube or neat

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

just more than a single airplane bottle....

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Call it the Hatin' 18 Boilermaker.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Was gonna go with the Hokie Hokie Highball

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Tech Tech VP-Eyeball!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I'll be right there on that hill with you

Troy Taylor plays Atari: E.T. the extraterrestrial bc he wants to talk gaming to the cool recruits.

I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

one click shows Wagoneer's been around TKP for 7 years. Sheesh. Everyone take a nap, have a snickers or something.

This made me laugh out loud. Like really loud. On a few different levels.

Same. I am also old.

Troy Taylor thinks the SEC and Big10 should actually get 10 spots in the CFP instead of only 8.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Troy Taylor thinks he is the real TT instead of our boy Tyrod.

Kick rocks Troy! You're a diet TT at best!

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Troy isn't even the first Coach Taylor that comes to mind.

Every second counts

Troy Taylor believes using NIL as a recruiting tool is unethical.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

"Troy Taylor" anagrams to "Royalty Rot", and I have no further comment about that.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

I hate that Troy Taylor will somehow turn into Bear Bryant at 3:30 PM EST on Saturday.

Fire Whit.

I wish Pry would get in on a little of that in some of these close games.

Troy Taylor is the Dollar General version of Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.

His friends call him "The Tool Man" but not for the same reason.

Troy Taylor would like to talk to you about whole life annuities.

And after that, he wants to discuss extending your car warranty.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Troy Taylor thinks the movie "Troy" was about him and his love of a horse.

Troy Taylor thinks the definition of "indisputable" is debatable

Onward and upward

Troy Taylor constantly uses the phrase "double or nothing".
He has no idea what it means.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Troy Taylor thinks dcwilson40 likes duplicate jersey numbers.

I seldom speak to loluva grads, but when I do, I tell them I want large fries.

And that players should have unlimited eligibility!

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

Troy Taylor insists he's related to Taylor Swift.

He even has a cute nickname for his fans- Troylets.

You can read all about it in his Stanford Tree-themed weekly mailer- the "Troylet Paper".

4 times I've skimmed the title of this post as Hatin on Tyrod Taylor

So yeah Troy Taylor sucks.

(add if applicable) /s

"Never hate on Tysean Taylor, Herbie" Uncle Brent

Troy Taylor thinks Palo Alto is on the Atlantic coastline.

Troy Taylor wakes up at sunrise every morning and gets in his tractor that he's named "The Traylor" and plows the grounds of Stanford because he was told it was "The Farm."

Troy Taylor thinks the San Francisco bay seasoning is better than Old Bay.

Troy Taylor, a Cal Berkeley alum, thought the idea of page-rank algorithm was dumb.

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I don' think about Troy Taylor at all.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Troy Taylor thinks the Red Eye is the best way to fly east.

Troy Taylor thinks adding Stanford and Cal to the ACC makes sense.

Troy Taylor thinks the Red Eye is the best way to fly east.

This is the only way I fly east. So, I agree. It's the only way to not lose an entire day to flying.

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Troy Taylor says "the Red Eye" and then immediately chuckles and mumbles "butt stuff".

I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

one click shows Wagoneer's been around TKP for 7 years. Sheesh. Everyone take a nap, have a snickers or something.

Troy Taylor only allows elementary school kids 20 minutes of playground time and then blames parents for increased disruptive behavior in classrooms.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Troy Taylor thinks that Stanford is a natural fit in the ACC

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

Troy Taylor gets mad when people call him Troy Pork Roll

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

This one tho

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Caught up the Moo Deng sensation, Troy Taylor suggests Stanford change their team name another time to the Pork Patties.

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Troy Taylor spent this week preparing to play against a Justin Fuente led offense since he had heard that it was hard to prepare for.

Troy Taylor tells everyone he's Corey's brother so people think he's a badass

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Troy Taylor asks the neighborhood kids if they want to check out his "Toy Traylor" and doesn't understand why they run away terrified

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Troy Taylor played center back for Sheffield Wednesday in the early 90s and you can't convince me otherwise

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

The Sheffield Wednesday scene in Ted Lasso was so funny. You could tell they were trying to do their own Who's on First? and while not quite the same, was still very funny.

Troy Taylor thinks west coast teams should be able to play all night games at home but never have to play a nooner on the east coast.

{Tami} "I, agry." {/Taylor}

1oo,
b.street

God Bless!

Troy Taylor thinks the Audi TT was named after him.

Troy Taylor likes TT bars.

Troy Taylor is the douchebag who, although he and his son committed in April, calls you today, on the eve of an overnight two-day golf outing that you run with 16 guys with 5 nine hole handicapped matches of different formats mixing up players each 9, and cancells himself and his son because he thought the outing was next week, and he cant take off work now. You've already made all the pairings and handicapped scorecards, and now one team is short 2 guys, and you have to re-do all the fucking matchups and handicaps last minute and somehow try to still make it work. What a fucking douchebag.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

That sounds oddly specific.

It was verrrrry specific. I made it work, although it was a pain the ass. Got some good advice from Nerf, and got 2 absolutely gorgeous days at the Delaware water gap in Shawnee PA.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

I was putting like Chevy in that one scene for most of the 2 days! The rest of my game.....not so much, but still a great outing.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Sounds like Troy isn't getting an invite next year

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Fuck yeah he isn't. Troy can kiss my ass next year!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Given the outcome of the game, I bet Troy would rather have gone golfing instead.

I'm around, just sayin

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.