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Those crazy bastards did it hahaha

Elliot outsmarts himself

jeff sykes

Is it just me, or does Tony Elliot always seem like he's impersonating Tony Elliot and he's afraid every time the camera is on him somebody is going to figure it out. I swear he said "go Hokies" at the end of his post game interview last week.

God that tastes sweet

I may or may not have DX chopped my 60" TV while leaping 4 feet in the air

via GIPHY

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ #YNWA

Okay, I am glad UVa lost and all. But I really didn't need to see this right after breakfast.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Or ever...

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Manny Diaz won an ACC championship at Duke but not Miami. That's just nuts

Manny Diaz won his first ACC Championship before Miami won it's first

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

Manny Diaz won his first ACC Championship before Miami won it's first

Manny Diaz won his first ACC Championship before the Hoos won their first.

Technically UVA has 2 ACC co-championships. But Manny Diaz won a solo ACC Championship before the Hoos won their first. And Manny Diaz won an ACC Championship Game before the Hoos won their first.

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

Also Duke won an ACC Championship before Miami

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

More of these please....

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

I wondered if this was going to exist.

Ell. Ohh. Ell.

Fuck u vee ayy

Lil bro controlled their destiny for a national championship. But les ciseaux tripped right on dook.

Old sigline: I've been cutting back on the drinking.

New Sigline: lol it's football season.

It makes the ACC look horrible but UVA was finally exposed for how lucky they got down the stretch.

WAHOOWA ....FIRST TEAM TO LOSE OVERTIME IN ACC CHAMPIONSHIP HISTORY

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

If we can't win it watching the boohoos lose it is such a nice consolation, especially as they flush their cfp chance down the toilet

So funny, on so many levels.

And now the Franklin era begins.

My pettiness knows no bounds:

http://dontfiretonyelliott.com/

I don't care if I never do another thing with it and it just sits there, idle, for his entire tenure. It's the principle of the thing. 😂

“Also, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

Love it. Just needs to have the picture of Elliot sitting outside the brick building.

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Duke helping Dukes...how is that "Virginia State Champion" looking there Wahoowa?

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Even more ironic is the fact that now JMU will likely get into the playoff over them. Sweet delicious tears of unfathomable sadness galore

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Finally broke UVa's 2025 overtime streak, which was 3-0 going into this game.

Eventually, that luck was gonna run out.

UVa did a good job with the portal, and then took advantage of a soft schedule to get to the championship game. Isn't that sortof the college football moneyball? Bottom of the conference to the top? While they executed competently, they weren't truly great. They were lucky not to have faced the top ACC teams, even in a year without many standouts.

But I'm pretty sure this says it best:

F(uck uva)AM

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Thank you Duke.

#goACC

I do art stuff.

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

UVAs 2nd 10 win season in 136 attempts and it ends losing to a 7-5 Duke in the ACCCG loluva

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They put 2 Coastal teams in the Championship and didn't expect absolute CHAOS? The ACC is not a serious conference and deserves the failure it has earned.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

I don't care if this hurts the ACC!

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Increasingly, neither do I.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Conferences are temporary. Hating LOLUVA is forever.

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

Another shining example of the All Clown Conference being its bumbling self....

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

How drunk is everyone at the ACC office?

The ACC has a formerly-Twitter account?! Seems like an organization that is run the way the ACC is would be using MySpace.

Don't you worry...they have like 15 formerly Twitter accounts and step on each other frequently for all the world to see. They would be better off on MySpace so no one could see it.

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Could we have our first ever Duke giftory?! Hahaha

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Good on Duke for winning a ACC championship right before the league implodes because they won the championship

Perusing the Sabre before and after the game is quite amusing.

All week, they've been touting themselves as the new kings of the ACC, with teams like Tech forever destined to the bottom tier. When posters mentioned the 2026 class rankings on Weds, others responded that it wasn't concerning as UVa is now the master at portal acquisition. They were slobbering all over CTE. They were destined for the P2, while VT would become a B12 doormat.

After the game, it was a complete reversal. They'll never sniff another CFP, Elliott sucks, their recruiting is in the tank, they can't repeat their portal magic, etc, etc

Harsh reality crushing their ill-fated dreams. I love it!

Le Sabre is fun today. And they're saying that we have mortgaged our entire Olympics sports programs to hire Franklin and that we cannot produce enough revenue to sustain football if he doesn't win big right away. Now, they think Franklin's hire is just like UNC's hiring Belly boy and will end in total disaster forever for the Hokies and that VT shouldn't be ALLOWED to do such a thing. How quickly their tears turn to rage against the Hokies. We'll live forever in their heads, win or lose.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

God that website is even worse when they care about football. I couldn't imagine having a game thread where everyone's comment is its own thread. Page 47 was still from the end of their game last night.

I think that was my favorite thread I saw, amongst all of the absurdity. That one poster was absolutely adamant that we in no way should have been able to go about doing things the way we did them. 😂😂😂

I was absolutely laughing my ass off at that shit.

“Also, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

Hoos just don't know how to do football. They don't understand the game. They don't understand what a good coach is, or isn't. They don't understand the landscape. They don't understand how to win, or even lose. It's an emotional roller coaster over on The Sabre.

Is coronavirus over yet?

I found it typically condescending of them, asserting that we didn't have the donor base, nor the student financial wherewithal to sustain what they consider a foolish hire and our foolish dreams of a return to relevance. According to the sabre rattlers, we did no better than UNC in coaching hire, and probably worse. They get a year to blow their horns, or less however much time it takes for them to get over Duke, but I wouldn't bet a train track flattened penny on their chances in Blacksburg next year.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Don't you know that football is the sport of stupid, foolish ruffians? Tiddlywinks, polo, croquet and complaining to the HOA are the true gentlemen's sports.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

I'm the king of being petty.

If you're gonna make that claim, you're gonna need a cooler hat.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

My bad. Forgot about the signature hat.