OT: RIP to the GOAT of all GOATs

By: Alum07
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on March 20, 2026, 2:54 PM | 21 comments

The Grim Reaper is about to get an ass whuppin tonight!

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07Hokie's picture 07Hokie
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| 3 months 2 weeks #

Chuck Norris didn't die

He beat life and leveled up for his rematch with Bruce Lee

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VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
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| 3 months 2 weeks #

Chuck Norris didn't die. The Earth realized it simply could not longer sustain him and asked him to retire.

Chuck Norris didn't die. He met the Grim Reaper, kicked his ass, and took his job.

"Exit light..."

TheHokieCoder's picture TheHokieCoder
| 3 months 2 weeks #

I'm paraphrasing someone else's Chuck Norris truth:

Now that Chuck Norris has left Earth, it will forever rotate more slowly because the Earth's rotation relied so heavily on Chuck Norris simply walking.

wisec4g's picture wisec4g | 3 months 2 weeks #

Met a gentleman in January who was his bodyguard for 25-years.

The Lone Wolf ranch is about 30-mins from here. All the stories you heard about him being a solid dude, are true. RIP.

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McHokie540's picture McHokie540
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| 3 months 1 week #

Chuck Norris didn't die, death just got Chuck Norris'd...

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| 3 months 1 week #

From a future Men in Black film:

Chuck Norris is not dead. He just went home.

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VPIhokieME's picture VPIhokieME
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| 3 months 1 week #

not gonna lie, when I saw this thread title I was like "WTF, did Michael Jordan die!?!?!"

Anyway, RIP Chuck. There is an entire genre of jokes dedicated to you. Well done, sir.

Onward and upward

HokieAlum6144's picture HokieAlum6144
| 3 months 1 week # ^

Michael Jordan isn't even in the top five all time BB players.

VTMac72's picture VTMac72
| 3 months 1 week # ^

That's just contrarian to be contrarian.

theMattBoard's picture theMattBoard
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| 3 months 1 week # ^

Maybe he meant this Michael Jordan

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HokieAlum6144's picture HokieAlum6144
| 3 months 1 week # ^

It is a hard fact that Bill Russell is the most decorated BB player in history. 11 Championships of the 12 he played for during a 13 year career. Jordan had 6.

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
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| 3 months 1 week # ^

Are you saying Bill is all top 5?

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HokieAlum6144's picture HokieAlum6144
| 3 months 1 week # ^

Nope. Just that Jordan isn't in my top 5. Do we really want to go down this rabbit hole? Based on the number of downvotes I got for just stating that opinion, I am not sure I want to risk it.

Little Bobby Tables's picture Little Bobby Tables
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| 3 months 1 week # ^

He's a great actor, just not a great basketball player.

Oh, did you mean the actual Michael Jordan? I thought you were just talking about Michael B. Jordan.

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Alum07's picture Alum07
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| 3 months 1 week # ^

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

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| 3 months 1 week # ^

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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McHokie540's picture McHokie540
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| 3 months 1 week # ^

Is this a hot take?
/s

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HokieAlum6144's picture HokieAlum6144
| 3 months 1 week # ^

Nope, I stand by the fact that Bill Russell is the GOAT of basketball, 8 championships in a row, 11 overall.

HomebrewHokie08's picture HomebrewHokie08
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| 3 months 1 week # ^

By this standard Otto Graham is the GOAT of football and the Cleveland Browns are the top franchise in history.

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4th_of_4_Hokies's picture 4th_of_4_Hokies
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| 3 months 1 week # ^

I upvoted to help offset because it's an opinion and while I don't agree with it, I respect your right to it.

I also wanted to make a joke to say "If the 'BB' stands for baseball then I absolutely agree that MJ isn't anywhere near the top all time players"

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 3 months 1 week #

This is sad. Just after Chuck Norris returned from his trip to The Virgin Islands.

They're now just called The Islands