BREAKING: Chuck Norris, the actor and martial artist known for a string of hit action movies and the series "Walker, Texas Ranger," has died, according to his family. He was 86.Read more: https://t.co/JcibAaNk2o pic.twitter.com/eCcHzoSkI6— ABC News (@ABC) March 20, 2026
🤣This is a hilarious montage of Chuck Norris jokes. If you think about it, he really was the first 80's action hero and pretty much started the genre of 80's and 90's action movies. pic.twitter.com/zK81wkczGs— Don Keith (@RealDonKeith) March 20, 2026
The Grim Reaper is about to get an ass whuppin tonight!
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Chuck Norris didn't die
He beat life and leveled up for his rematch with Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris didn't die. The Earth realized it simply could not longer sustain him and asked him to retire.
Chuck Norris didn't die. He met the Grim Reaper, kicked his ass, and took his job.
I'm paraphrasing someone else's Chuck Norris truth:
Met a gentleman in January who was his bodyguard for 25-years.
The Lone Wolf ranch is about 30-mins from here. All the stories you heard about him being a solid dude, are true. RIP.
Chuck Norris didn't die, death just got Chuck Norris'd...
From a future Men in Black film:
Chuck Norris is not dead. He just went home.
not gonna lie, when I saw this thread title I was like "WTF, did Michael Jordan die!?!?!"
Anyway, RIP Chuck. There is an entire genre of jokes dedicated to you. Well done, sir.
Michael Jordan isn't even in the top five all time BB players.
That's just contrarian to be contrarian.
Maybe he meant this Michael Jordan
It is a hard fact that Bill Russell is the most decorated BB player in history. 11 Championships of the 12 he played for during a 13 year career. Jordan had 6.
Are you saying Bill is all top 5?
Nope. Just that Jordan isn't in my top 5. Do we really want to go down this rabbit hole? Based on the number of downvotes I got for just stating that opinion, I am not sure I want to risk it.
He's a great actor, just not a great basketball player.
Oh, did you mean the actual Michael Jordan? I thought you were just talking about Michael B. Jordan.
Is this a hot take?
/s
Nope, I stand by the fact that Bill Russell is the GOAT of basketball, 8 championships in a row, 11 overall.
By this standard Otto Graham is the GOAT of football and the Cleveland Browns are the top franchise in history.
I upvoted to help offset because it's an opinion and while I don't agree with it, I respect your right to it.
I also wanted to make a joke to say "If the 'BB' stands for baseball then I absolutely agree that MJ isn't anywhere near the top all time players"
This is sad. Just after Chuck Norris returned from his trip to The Virgin Islands.
They're now just called The Islands