LOLUVA Names Lambert Starter

Not too surprising after a pretty solid Spring Game: 18-of-31 for 220 yards, 2 TD's, and 2 ints. However, still didn't really show enough to give me much of a scare.

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Kendall Fuller, Brandon Facyson, Holland Fisher and the rest of the Hokie defense will make Lambert look average.

Allen Ox

Lambert is average on a good day. These 3 are 1) begging for a nickname and 2) en route to sending him home crying for Mama.

Live for 32. Ut Prosim. Let's Go, Hokies.

Fuller, Facyson, & Fisher. Sounds like a new iteration of The Law Firm.

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Go Falcons

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Oh Daniel L Crandel, what would this websire do without you?

I hope no one feels like I'm being disrespectful or like I'm treating them with anything less than dignity, but it's spelled "Crandall."

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

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Daniel L Crandall's Manbeard will forever be the best VT flag football team name in the history of rec sports.

And Bud is licking his chops!

London,will play him is't half of first game,call a timeout then play turtle rest of game.

georgebd

Our pass rush--led by Dadi Nicolas--will have him running in sheer terror back home to Georgia, by their third possession.

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I think we'll settle for out of the back of his own end zone, though.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Dont sleep on him too much. Was a pretty heavily recruited with offers from Alabama, South Carolina, Georgia and Clemson.

yeah but, mike london

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Being heavily recruited doesn't guarantee anything

Peter Lalich was the last UVA QB that was heavily recruited...how'd that turn out again?

You can hold all the scholarship offers you want, but when you're a statue in the pocket, Luther Maddy could care less about your offer list.

Can't see him as an improvement over what they had last year. At least Watford could run, even if it was just sideways.

georgebd

WORD!

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Yay more of this!

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I may or may not have giggled like a school girl...

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Can we call him lolbert?

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

Will Scott Adams be doing the animation for him?

Bud Foster's reaction:

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

He had a pretty serious case of Bieber Fever in high school:

Beebs

Well this explains quite a bit.

Yes . . . Yes it does.

Correy

No wonder he had an offer from Alabama. Prototypical 'Bama QB hair.

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

Remove football and insert Zima ... yeah I get it now

VTMidge

He looks like a bad teeny bopper. The name Greyson Lambert sounds like that of a bad teeny bopper. I guess we'll find out when he gets Dadi'd whether he shrieks like a bad teeny bopper.

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OMG! NO! STOP! NOOOO! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO! MAKE IT STOP! OH THE HUMANITY!
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Fosterball

Who is he going to throw it to?

Tweedy can run like a dadgum antelope or whatever. I like to use scalded dog. Do antelopes lumber? Cheetah, OK. He runs like a cheetah. He's fast. - Bud Foster

Kendall Fuller.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

You must certainly have the highest turkey-leg-per-post average on this site.

Gotta be the beard!

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

If he is smart he will be throwing to the hokie fans in the stands before Dadi Maddy eats him.

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I have a feeling this maybe how effective Lambert is after Bud gets done with him for 4 quarters.

Wagon's full and Momma I'm coming home.

Thats great, they named a starter.

Remind me, who is going to pass protect for him, again? Last I heard, Moses is going pro and..... its not like they protected their guys all that well last year.

Lolbert:

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Who would trust a guy named Moses as a lineman? Moses is remembered for splitting the Red Sea and letting everyone through. Appropriate for loluva, not the NFL.

Live for 32. Ut Prosim. Let's Go, Hokies.

I sometimes wish we played uva twice, at the beginning and at the end of the season. That way we were guaranteed to start and end our season with a win!

He's no good to me dead.

What a great idea! UVA would sink deeper below 0.500

Allen Ox

Whats lower than 0.000? At least thats what I predict UVA to finish at next year

He's no good to me dead.

Whats lower than 0.000?

Somehow, despite defying all logic and mathematical sense, the answer is "the sum of all timeouts used by TimeCop and the number of UVA fans at their spring game."

"Exit light..."

I think his name is pronounced, "Grey-swan Lamb-Bwaah"

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