I would just like to say thank you to Joe and the staff for the time and effort they put in to maintain an excellent site! I am a member of both the rivals and 247 sites, and I have to say that they do an awesome job! Let's take a day and say thank you to Joe and the staff for what they provide us!!!!!
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Cheers to that, great layout and modding by Joe and co. in addition to great content by French, Mason, and co.
Fart
I think we need Hokie Doge here.
Much comment. Such not relevant. Confuse.
I am thinking he was going for acronym to describe threads on this site:
Fun
And
Relevant
Topics
You know, FART! I like FART.
Such good site. Appreciation.
Hokie Doges reaction when first seeing TKP...
This reminds me of POOP from spongebob.
...I am such an adult
I also like the original F.A.R.T. group:
Fathers
Against
Rude
Television
Good ol' Hermes and the Professor.
Grandma? Is that you?
This was funny. Yes, Such Very Hokie correct about acronym is. And this was also a bucket list thing for me. Seriously, I have literally always wanted to post "Fart" on TKP.
YOu get one. You get one. You get one . Turkey legs for all the staff members.
Hooray!
"Wrong glass, sir."
I had to log in just to give you a leg for Jake and Elwood.
She approves!
I approve of her approving.
Cosign the sentiment. Happy Friday all!
T I T S and Virginia Tech!!!!!!!!
Indeed...thanks to Joe and to all the contributors.
Posts had me like...

Good on you, Mate!
You're welcome. I'm glad you enjoy it here.
Is this a drunk "I love you guys" thread?
It starts like this:

and ends like this:

but the love is real.
Joe- I tried searching the threads for a more appropriate forum to ask this but I think the original thought was in an email.. Are you still in the process of designing TKP shirts with the logo on the front? I answered the interest email a while back but wondered if you had anything in the works to release it to have it by seasons start. Thanks!
That's still the plan. I've been extremely busy as of late, so the shirts got moved to the back burner for the time being.
Grab your butts, because we have some excellent news coming.
BUTTS DOT COM
Great website as evidenced by all the time I waste reading every word. I have one complaint and it's not Joe's or anybody else's fault. Can we just get this season on or what?
I'm on vacation in SC this week. Like always, I look for vehicles with hokie license plates or hokie stickers. This got me to thinking how cool it would be to have a maroon sticker with the letters "TKP" on it. I would imagine the cost would not be a lot and they could be sold on here for around $5 and shipped with a stamp. Would anyone else buy this?
I would definitely buy that.
I second this notion
Ludicrous.
A lot of forums give out stickers for premium members. Typically that cost is only $25. I'd be game to rock a www.thekeyplay.com sticker.
Another fundraising idea:
TKP calendars featuring pictures of the staff in various sexy (but tasteful) poses--like what the firefighters do, except with a football or tailgate theme.
You're welcome, and enjoy your early retirement.
*Sets up gym membership*
How do you have time for a gym membership? You're too busy getting you doctorate.
Not TKP staff, but Andy has been hitting the gym.
Lmao Ok, settle down. Take it easy on the bourbon.