Your favorite memorable quotes from a Virginia Tech Hokie

Over the years, Virginia Tech Hokies sport affiliates have provided memorable quotes that keep Hokie nation entertained during and after games. Players, coaches, alumni, and administrators have all contributed to this ongoing trend. Each fan has his/her own memorable quote. One of my favorite is coach Beamer saying, "the further away you are from the ball, the better your chances of seeing the field". And, "weve got as loud a stadium as any college football team in the nation."

What are your favorite memorable quotes from a Virginia Tech Hokie?

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"I thought the kid you're talking to right there played his nuts off. You can quote me on that shit too. Played his ass off. Fought his ass off."

Bud Foster

"You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."- Lee Corso

(nods head approvingly)

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

I wish I had kept my video from that conference. I was standing right in front of Bud as he went off on Mike Barber. The most awkward interview I've ever witnessed.

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

"38-0, bro"

-LT3

"Exit light..."

"If you can play, you can play," Michael Brewer

"When people ask me about how I pick up the playbook, I just say theres only so many places people can go on the field," Michael Brewer

"Welcome to the Terror Dome baby"
-Corey Moore

Edit: Embedded it

This.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

For me, nothing touches "Welcome to the Terror Dome, baby" by the legend, Corey Moore.

Tyrod did it, Mikey! Tyrod did it! Bill Roth

"Touchdown Tech!" - Bill Roth

Also,

"Jim Druckenmiller has engineered the greatest comeback I have ever seen!"

Basically that entire play call from the Jermaine Holmes TD vs. LOLUVA in 95

GIVE IT TO ME ROSCOE

Love this one

The Dude Abides

DANNY COALE!!! WIDE OPEN!!!!!!!

@AMB4VT

ALL THE WAY!!! TO THE THREE!!!

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Everytime I heard or apparently read this quote chills go shooting throughout my whole body. By far my most favorite Hokie football moment.

I lost my mind at CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

2 from former OL coach J.B. Grimes, both about Jim Druckenmiller:

"He's stronger than train smoke"
"He can throw the ball through the crack of dawn"

I had never heard these expressions before. I would say I would use these, but I don't think I am Southern enough.

The Dude Abides

"Hey kid, catch." -Kevin MacCadam
"Give it to me Roscoe! Give it to me!" -DeAngelo Hall
"ROGERS SMASH"- Sam Rogers

What was D-Hall talking about when he said that?

Allen Ox

Hall didn't say it... Burnop did

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Really? Damn, I always remembered it in Burnop's voice... my bad

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Bill Roth said "HE (Deangelo) said 'give it to me Roscoe. Give it to me!' Therefore...

Thanks.

Allen Ox

Are you sure Hall didn't pass the ball to himself on that play?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

"This guy is slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl full of snot!"

-Mike Burnop referring to Ryan Williams vs. Nebraska

I agree.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

"GET YOUR ASS DOWN THERE AND CELEBRATE!" - Lefty

"Is there anything better than Thursday night in Blacksburg?"
"These people are losing their minds."
"And he FIRES A DART TO DANNY COALE!"
"And it is.... CAUGHT!"
- Various ESPN commentators

#PunterSwag - AJ Hughes

"These people are losing their minds"

Classic. Beautiful

Im not in a perfect world. So weve got to find a QB. And well find out who that QB is." Scot Loeffler

"Danny Coale -- I dont care what the officials said -- you caught that ball!" Senator Mark Warner.

Allen Ox

Who was it that said "I'm going to the University of Virginia........... Tech?"

Yeah, him.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Tyrod.

Tweedy can run like a dadgum antelope or whatever. I like to use scalded dog. Do antelopes lumber? Cheetah, OK. He runs like a cheetah. He's fast. - Bud Foster

Thanks. I couldn't remember if it was Tyrod or DW and didn't want to pick the wrong one.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

No sweat. I got schooled on it last week on the "Ferrell to Clemson" thread, b/c he called CU the University of Clemson.

Tweedy can run like a dadgum antelope or whatever. I like to use scalded dog. Do antelopes lumber? Cheetah, OK. He runs like a cheetah. He's fast. - Bud Foster

If I remember correctly Tyrod played it off well by stating he was just trolling Florida.

Cornell Brown is the first I remember uttering that line

"Damn, Look at all these people at the UVA spring game!"

-No one ever

They'll really get after ya

Nicely done. Way to switch it up.

The Dude Abides

Most of my favorites are somewhere in James Gayle's Twitter feed.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

Yeah, especially when he took a shot at....Morgan Moses?

That one was a classic.

MM: "I remember two years ago when I shocked the world and signed with UVA"
JG: "I remember when 2 months ago I hit you with that [stutter] step spin move for the sack lol"

Also:

"5-0 against the school up the road. To all the recruits who want to stay instate. Get down with tech or lay down with UVA. Choose wisely!"

and

"Why does everyone from the 757 want to go to UVA. Ride that wave straight to 0-5 against tech."

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

I'm really hoping one of the new guys can step up and talk as much smack as James Gayle. Until I joined TKP, that's where most of my weekday entertainment came from.

And I thought I couldn't like James Gayle anymore than I did. I was wrong.

Nice and timely digs at both Moses and UVA at large. And you know they can't come back because the decade of dominance speaks for itself, and if you challanged Gayle to a contest that involved physical prowess, he would win and also probably hurt you.

The Dude Abides

I remember listening to a game from the 2001 or 2002 season where Mike called a touchdown catch and described the receiver catching the ball and "taking it through the end zone, out the tunnel, down Prices Fork all the way to Radford."

One of the most glorious posts in the history of the site from one of the most glorious quotes in the history of mankind.

Came to this thread for this quote. Wasn't disappointed.

@historyhokie.bsky.social

"Im a big dude that can move, so I always had an open mind". Bucky Hodges

"UVA blows". Ben Franklin to his pal TJ.

"Ill hit phillip sims so hard he'll decide to just kick it in chesapeake take some onlines"

-Bane Gayle

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

"From the Blue Waters of the Chesapeake Bay to the Hills of Tennessee, the Virginia Tech Hokies are on the air."

This gives me chills every time I hear Roth say that before a game. Leg!

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Would love to credit this to the right offensive lineman, but can't remember who said it. Chris Malone, maybe?

After beating Miami:
"They're Miami, so they like to talk. Later, they weren't quite so loquacious."
"Loquacious. Can you spell that?"
"Of course, at Virginia Tech we're true student athletes."

Wait, what?

Had me fooled. I thought Loquacious was a WR prospect for Da U for the class of 2015.

The Dude Abides

Except, with the level of edumakashun Miami provides, he spells it Lowkwashus

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I've been giving out turkey legs to everyone like its my job. I love these!! Especially
the older ones.

@AMB4VT

Agree. I'm just sitting here like...

IndianaJonesUpvote

...They'll really get after ya.

#Let's Go - Hokies

"Exum Island Daycare is open for business"

Was this an actual quote? Hell, whatever, it's fine.

"Tone luh the kids"

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

"I'm committing to play for Virginia Tech"
-Fuller, Fuller, Fuller, and Fuller

"Now Miami wants to talk about it." *Cue Enter Sandman*

I'll just leave this right here...
http://www.hokiesports.com/radio/greatesthits.html

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Chills, just chills.

Listening to Lane Stadium go nuts is always a welcome sounds. I was at a fair amount of these games. Good times. Can't remember it being that loud lately, but man when it's rocking...

The Dude Abides

"These people are losing their mind!!!"

@AMB4VT

goodbye, work for the day.

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Does anybody know if there is a compilation of VT radio broadcasts of football games somewhere?
Or maybe just the memorable ones?

I like to do chores with a football game blasting load on the radio.
I have a bunch of chores to do this summer.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

"Someone get me some new pants"
-Al Golden

It was a catch

EDIT - see 5:28 for quote. Couldn't get it to embed at the desired time.

Pick up your ACL, it's on the ground.

Whoever created this gets
All the turkey legs
Also, feel like I had to share this:
Turkey Legs

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

I had no idea that existed. Thanks.

*Promptly watches entire video*

we sure could've used that guy in 2012

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

I prefer 5:56. "Pick up your ACL. It's on the ground."

"WHO'S YOU'RE DADDY?!?!?"

In Sam Rogers we trust.

"We wanted to show the world Tech never left. Miami might be back, but we never left."
- Rashad Carmichael

"Erick Green, whoa! How do ya like them apples!?"
"Babcock...Time to Stick It In, again."

True Hokies STICK IT IN!!!

STICK IT IN Army of Virginia Tech

Fosterball

I just met Laurence Gibson tonight. He's a pretty cool dude. So I guess one of my favorite Hokie quotes would be, "Hey, I'm Laurence."

"Minor setback for a major comeback"

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Only thing on my mind this morning

A minor setback is a loss to #2 BC in Blacksburg on the last play.

ODU is a major loss. We might be able to right the ship but the loss will hurt us long term in recruiting within the Commonwealth, and especially the 757.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

If I'm a top recruit in the 757 and Fuente tries to come in selling me some we're on the rise bs, I look at him and just say "ODU" after that. Can't sell momentum when you just lost every last shred of it.

Sure, because ODU and Tech compete for same players? A single win or lose rarely means nyunt to a recruit otherwise OSU win would have moved the needle. Plenty of teams that do even make bowl games still recruit top 25 classes.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

This is not about VT vs. ODU in recruiting. This is our perception in-state to top recruits who have been leading an exodus to the Clemson's, FSUs, Bamas, OSUs, PSUs of the world for years now. There is already enough momentum against us instate, and I fear this will only solidify the narrative that Tech is not capable of competing at the top level. Sure one win or loss isn't everything, but it's in the context of the program trajectory overall. No way we should ever lose to ODU, and this is just a continuation of classic VT letdowns. Add in that this happened in front of the 757, and I don't see how you truly recover from this perception-wise for a long time.

Sure that OSU win didn't mean anything, because we completely crapped the bed the following week. It's becoming a pattern.

Way to keep a positive outlook boys and girls. Why root for vt if we are so terrible? Negativity will only lead to more disappointment. You should hop off the bus now before it gets worse

Gonna go ahead and mark off the "True Hokie" bingo spot...

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

My sarcasm meter is going off for some reason but I'll still take it as a compliment, lol

I just never understand what the negativity accomplishes. If everyone is just frustrated, I get it but if it's doom and gloom why not just go find something that makes you happy if this isn't it

Lmao!

Oh man, this ODU loss set us right back to 2013-2015.

We might be in for a heck of a ride this season, everybody.

I've had to come to accept that people handle losses way differently than I do, and that's just how it is. I will say that anyone who is considering not watching games or selling their tickets to big games entirely because of this reek of fair weather though.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

I am SO tired & done with this one & the mentality attached to it. It's NEVER won us any National Championships.

"I started that trend. Once I came in the league and did what I did, coaches wanted that type of quarterback, and now they're getting them. And now you've got Kaepernick, and now you've got Russell Wilson, and now you've got RG III. You've got Cam Newton. You've got Andrew Luck who can move. I was kind of the originator. That's something I can take to the grave. We all know that. It feels good to know I was kind of the trendsetter."Mike Vick

Allen Ox