So uhh - great commercial, ESPN... you forgot something, though...

Can't quite put my finger on it... oh wait, I know...

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Man, they look oooooooooooooooooooooold

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

I thought so too!! But I think its just because I too am getting old. :-/

@AMB4VT

I thought the exact same thing when I saw the commercial this morning. I kept waiting and waiting for them to mention VT, but alas, it didn't happen.

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

That's a serious WTF? moment right there.
Metallica + Lane =
bones

A picture is worth a thousand words. A gif is worth a million.

Unfortunately, ESPN Does. Not. Get. It!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

And to top it off, they mention Duke by bringing up Coach K. So it's not like they were not aware that the ACC existed; which can happen sometimes with the SEC being the swinging-D on ESPN

The Dude Abides

And its not like they're ignoring us because we haven't been in a title game in a couple years, because another one of their commercials prominently displays the ECU Pirate.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

It's more that we've not given them a reason to remember us in the last several years. No offensive potency in an era of offensive explosiveness, no highlight stars, no wins over top teams, nothing memorable in bowl games, objectively just not a lot to work with. It's not 2003 any more. We squandered all the corporate goodwill from the Michael Vick era, and now we're no more exciting than UNC or Iowa or Georgia or pick one of many programs that we always figure are good, just not great. Thursday nights in Blacksburg aren't legendary any more, they're run of the mill. It's harsh, but it's accurate. I look forward to 'the good ole days' coming back around...

I agree on all fronts except for Bud Foster. The defense was heralded throughout the year on ESPN as one of the top in the nation just next to Michigan State. We didn't always have the best numbers but it was state several times that based on our competition, '13 defense was the best at VT. Similar to what you said, Bud achieved this by his strong showing against Alabama. Beat anOSU next season and all of a sudden, we're a team to talk about once again.

He's no good to me dead.

I have to say I am a little ticked off about this slight...its really a slap in the face.
WTF does Coach K have to do with Metallica??

ee

VHokie

"It may take a while, but I'm sure those guys will find something"...hmmm

I see it now. It's all a SET UP! Metallica really IS going to play in Lane!
knew it

A picture is worth a thousand words. A gif is worth a million.

If anyone can pull it off, its Whit

The Dude Abides

My god that would be awesome!!

@AMB4VT

I want them to play for the Battle @ Bristol.

^^^^ THIS!!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Metallica at the Battle of Bristol. That idea sounds vaguely familiar.

(I suggested this in the Music Suggestions in the Marching Virginians thread about a month ago and it generated a whopping 1 turkey leg. No, I don't feel unappreciated. Why do you ask?)

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

BURN

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

I laughed heartily at this. I was expecting a more aggressive response, like this:

Well played, good sir. Well played.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

To be fair, they were looking for a new gig to replace Mariano; we're already on their list. Anyone else is just waiting in line for greatness.

___

-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

i think this is missed on everyone...also, i think it would have been MORE insulting had they "called" us, implying that no one knows about our entrance...

I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

They could've been like Metallica doesn't have anything to do during the summer, VT doesn't play until fall.

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

It's sport center...those commercials are famous for being deadpan and slightly off. Of course, they know about us (they even filmed an entrance video for us). Using Coach K is the most absurd reference...that's why they used it.

That said...I'm highly offended...come to play Lane for the start of the Miami game and all will be forgiving (or "Unforgiven"...get it?!)

We put the K in Kwality

I think the only fitting apology would be to slot all our games this year for 3:30 or 7pm kickoffs.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Agreed! Of course game number 234 in the series against ECU will be at noon (got my homecoming email about it yesterday).

Weavers continuing legacy, not only do we get to play ECU every year for the next 20, but we have to play them at noon!

We put the K in Kwality

Yes, ECU has been a fine addition to the ACC Coastal Division. Or are we in the Atlantic? Heck if I know.

I think they are our permanent cross-over rival. So that would make them the Atlantic

We put the K in Kwality

Dear ESPN,
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"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

hilarious...

Hmm ... ESPN doesn't have one.

you sure?

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

I think I've been conditioned into seeing his face and instantly wanting to throw something.

WINNER!!!! This is a great pull, nicely done sir, nicely done.

I think it will be a long time before you see Skip, he has to be having a one-man orgy that Leborn switched back to Cleveland and gave Bayless something to talk about for the next 2 years.

The Dude Abides

Lol ... You win, sir.

To $ec$pn, copying our sacred entrance song?
Bite

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Fosterball

Doesn't ESPN have to get permission(pay) to use school brands in their commercials?

I'm sure they do but they've used colleges in the past...in fact, this is one of my favorite ESPN spots:

Did anyone notice how ESPN brought back the Lebron in the Cavs jersey spots within a few days of him returning to Cleveland?

I know they have, I was just brining up the possibility that it might not have anything to do with ESPN, but VT wanting too much money. I've always heard that the school was protective of their brand and I've never really seen VT in any commercials that weren't about the school. Besides, Oregon has no problem pimping themselves out.

I see a fair amount of that Western Kentucky Red Thing in their TV spots too

The Dude Abides

Not quite:

This is the second time in like the last 20 minutes you beat me to an identical response by 20 seconds haha

And both of you are on Team Cake...

Strange indeed.

I had noticed as well

Hyundai choosing to use Sandstorm instead Enter Sandman really grinds my gears.

Metallica probably wouldn't give Hyundai the rights to use the song

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Yeah they are pretty testy about their music...IE Napster...

@AMB4VT

Them and Dr. Dre killed my Napster accounts. I didn't blame the whole band though. Mainly just Lars. He's a douche.

I never bought another Metallica cd ever.

@AMB4VT

wait... you buy music?

Well this was in the 90's...LOL itunes and such didn't exist. But this
was also before I knew how to get free music. :)

@AMB4VT

Am I the only one around here who, when I hear music I actually like and think is worth having, decide to actually try to help support my favorite musicians in some small way?

Not at all. I was totally being sarcastic. I have never not bought any merchandise. Sincerely, never. Really, I mean it. Not once...... please don't arrest me

in all seriousness I am the same as you and I live in the mecca of dubious merchandise

I do now. But I listen to old stuff.
I hardly ever buy new music. But if I do it's
through itunes.

@AMB4VT

Considering they haven't put anything out since the Black album me neither.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

That also has the grungy sounding song Unforgiven, right?

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Fosterball

Indeed.

Haha nice one. Nothing like having a album covered in sperm and blood that actually ends up being weak to end an awesome streak.

Probably this. I know a few years ago the students voted for a Hokie effect shirt that send "Enter Night, Exit Victorious" and Metallica threatened to sue, so the shirt was not produced.

already have my wife on board for our garage.... so pumped this is an epic commercial

tyrod did it mikey! tyrod did it!

Woah, don't forget when Hyundai decided their market was dedicated to VT fans.

We've been in a couple. Know one of the first with mascots has the Hokie bird in it.

We put the K in Kwality

Just gonna leave this here...

"Exit light..."

Coach Moorehead deserves one of these:
a
And it makes me do this:
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"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Fuck espn

exit light

ESPN's a bunch of scrubs

Nick Petraglia

I think that's being a little too generous to them.

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