OT: Spice Girl Power Rankings

Pie versus Cake shook TKP to it's very core. are Reese Cups dessert or a snack still bubbles with animosity. And now, a debate that will threaten the very concept of civility.

The Spice Girl Power Rankings:
1) Scary
2) Sporty
3) Posh
4) Ginger
5) Baby

Let the debate begin!

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I'm thinking pie may actually be the right answer this time.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A gif is worth a million.

Ginger is a root, not a spice.

Hmmm... It concerns me that you attack the impossibility of ginger being a spice, yet you leave baby spice completely out of the conversation.

I figured by now Baby Spice is now known as Old Spice.

I know when I make lasagna, I make sure to use plenty of scary. I'n fact I would say no dish is complete without a healthy heap of scary.

It doesn't matter, we were all winners after the movie.

Rip his freaking head off!

lol

Sporty= omg she's just wow a brunette goddess!

"I'm high on Juice and ready to stick it in!" Whit Babcock

French, can you clarify these rankings? Are we talking ca. 1995, or 1995-Today?

Maybe I am the only one that sees this as an important factor in creating a definitive ranking...

No I was just google imaging to refresh my memory and this is extremely important.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

The idea is to give the open interpretation based on your own criteria. Shoot from the hip.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Is this some kinda trap question?

Taking the bait:
T-3rd: Baby and Ginger spice: net worth $25,000,000
T-2nd: Sporty and Scary spice: net worth $33,000,000
1st: Posh spice (living up to her name): net worth $80,000,000!

That's not necessarily a fair comparison. How much of Posh's net worth is tied, directly or indirectly, to who she married?

(It may appear as though I am taking this topic seriously, but I am really not. I swear. No, really.)

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

David's net worth is much higher. Victoria has built a fashion empire that has built her personal worth in addition to her musical career.

Live for 32. Ut Prosim. Let's Go, Hokies.

Bold move calling that music.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I don't think this is a contest.

Baby spice

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

WHOA!

this is the correct answer +1

1) Posh
2) Sporty
3) Ginger
4) Scary
5) Baby

I believe this is the right answer

Posh Spice, hands down.

In fact, I'd even say...

"Wow, if you were on my team, you'd be Tight End. Read TKP."

Edited: was thinking one name, typed another.

1 Posh
2 Sporty
3 Scary
4 Ginger
5 Baby

EDIT: I went with the I'll-choose-the-best-from-all-the-google-images-I-can-find-regardless-of-time-period method

This is the only method. No one remembers what they looked like back in their "prime"

They're all Old Spice to me now. Nothing really good came out of the 90's anyway, except for Nirvana (EDIT: Including everything in French's 90's playlist), Beamerball, and the internet.

Now...if you want to reopen the Reeses' debate, I'm all over that. Reeses' minis are a snack, the regular size dudes are dessert if you eat both at the same time, which one should always do.

Leonard. Duh.

Nothing really good came out of the 90's anyway, except for Nirvana, Beamerball, and the internet.

Blasphemy!
You really Leonarded up bad this time.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

That is a strong hyper-link pull.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Easily my favorite OT thread to date. I still browse through it every now and then when I'm in need of a jam.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

Hahaha.

Leonard. Duh.

I disagree on the 90's. You are absolutely correct about Reese Cups, but I fear we are in the minority in our opinion.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Due to the presence of peanut butter, they cannot be defined as a dessert.
It auto-recategorizes itself as a snack.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Are the Reese's minis still only a snack if you empty the bag and eat all of them? because that's what I always do. I'm... uhh... afraid they'll spoil like milk if I leave them on the counter overnight. As for the regular size, a two pack is a snack, the four pack is dessert.

I think Posh takes the cake (or pie), but I don't know if any of you watch America's Got Talent, but if you do happen to stumble on it one night while sippin on your adult beverage of choice, man you won't be disappointed, Mel B is looking fine as hell. Doesn't hurt to have one of the greatest ageless wonders by her in Heidi Klum. Those two are mainly the reason why I watch that show.

Bleeding burnt orange and chicago maroon

Klum is another 90's gem.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Not 90's. She's multi-decadical.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

"She's multi-decadical"

And, I'm now guessing, a snapshot aficionado?
Or snapshot victim...I can't keep up.
trike cat

A picture is worth a thousand words. A gif is worth a million.

I love Heidi Klum. She's that fantastic combination of sexy and goofball. A good looking woman that isn't so high on herself that she's above doing stupid things just for the fun of it.

heidi

Posh, Sporty, Baby, Scary, Ginger.

I was going to break this down by a bunch of different criteria, but I started to get a creepy, somewhat sexist vibe comparing how women look, then and now, especially since they are all beautiful and have aged extremely well, even moreso compared to me. So I will go with ranking them on actual singing talent.

1. Sporty
2. Scary
3. Ginger
4. Baby
5. Posh

I will say that as a hormonally-influenced, young man, Ginger was always my favorite. The other four were just her sidekicks. #TeamGinger

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Yes please

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Posh
Ginger
Scary
Sporty
Baby

I base this on my opinion as a young man when they were in their prime. This doesn't factor in Sporty's later duet with Bryan Adams, which obviously would upgrade her position.

Literal Power Ranking:
1. Sporty is probably the strongest since sports develop muscles
2. Scarry tied with
2. Ginger because neither name implies strength or weakness
4. Posh is a word that is antonymous with blue collar so probably not a lot of strength
5. Baby because it's very rare for a baby to have strength equal to an adult

1. Ginger
2. Baby
3. Scary
4. Sporty
5. Posh

*These rankings are based off of my childhood memories of them all.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Say it out loud. "Hey guys, I'm dating ______ Spice!" Which one gets you laughed at? Clearly, it's Scary Spice. Which one gets you free drinks? Clearly, it's Posh. Which one do you show a pic of her now and you get free drinks forever? Baby Spice.

1. Posh
2. Baby
3. Ginger
4. Sporty
5. Scary

Interesting.
I use a dissimilar criterium when naming pets or children.
I call it the 'beach test'-visualize standing on the beach screaming the potential name at the top of your lungs.
If said name is screamable, then proceed. If not, try another.
Based on that, ALL the spice girls would need to be renamed.

If said name is screamable, then proceed.

"Exit light..."

Being a huge sports nut it has to be the Sporty Spice. #teamicecream!

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"