When I started at VT, I was told by upperclassmen that "Vah Tech" started out among the Hoos, using a comically thick Southern drawl to imply that we were nothing but backwoods rednecks while they were somehow intellectually superior. I can't stand when people say it because it's so ingrained in me. I also think that if ESPN says it, they should be required to call GT "Gah Tech."
I have no objection really to seeing "VA Tech" on screen (scores, etc) because you're right, VA is the official abbreviation for Virginia. In my mind, VA = Virginia.
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I will say this... I don't call my fraternity a frat. I wouldn't call a sorority a sore. And I definitely wouldn't call my country a ..............
It's Virginia Tech to me.
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No way. After watching it, I sat there kinda stunned, wondering what on earth it was that I just saw. Then, I smiled, was just happy to have seen it, and walked out of the theater. Haven't seen it since, but it was a good movie.
However, Big Lebowski was a terrible movie. Just putting that out there. I heard Urban Meyer liked it.
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Maybe. I had tried to watch it many years ago and only made it through a scene or two before I couldn't take it anymore. Recently, it was on TV so I decided to give it another shot and realized I should have gone with my first impression. I watched the whole thing and found it thoroughly un-enjoy-able.
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Urban Meyer once convinced Bryan Stinespring to "Let Glennon air it out" in the second half against Georgia.
He also replaced Curt Newsome's "Stop Smoking!" self-hypnosis cassettes with a dubbed-over set that just kept repeating "a Tight End can fill every role on the offensive line" and "the minimum grade you can give an O-lineman is 80 percent".
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Gavrilo Princip was framed. It was Urban Meyer's great grandfather, Ubel Meyer, who really shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand after an argument over which made a better meal: Turkey Legs, or buckeye schnitzel.
Ubel wasn't a Nazi. He was just an asshole.
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And he had a darn nice time. Even had an extra zima at the tailgate (which was just some light finger foods on top of a folding table with a way too expensive disposable tablecloth from Michaels).
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Well then he doesn't sound like a very nice person.
I penalize him 2 snaps and a booty shake
DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT
Talks during my backswing?!!!!
From what i saw, he isn't that good of a golfer
He also gives out toothpaste at Halloween.
Urban Meyer looks both ways when crossing Driffield Drive
And he says Va-Tech.
Saying "Vah-Tech" is punishable by public caning in Singapore.
Initially read this as "pubic caning" oops.
he's says the university of vah-tech, brah
I will never understand people's issue with this. it rolls off the tongue easily, and Va, is short for Virginia. I wonder how Cal Tech people feel.
When I started at VT, I was told by upperclassmen that "Vah Tech" started out among the Hoos, using a comically thick Southern drawl to imply that we were nothing but backwoods rednecks while they were somehow intellectually superior. I can't stand when people say it because it's so ingrained in me. I also think that if ESPN says it, they should be required to call GT "Gah Tech."
I have no objection really to seeing "VA Tech" on screen (scores, etc) because you're right, VA is the official abbreviation for Virginia. In my mind, VA = Virginia.
Gah Tech isn't phonetically pleasing. I like Mah Tech though. Lah Tech isn't bad either. I wouldn't be opposed to Fla State either.
I will say this... I don't call my fraternity a frat. I wouldn't call a sorority a sore. And I definitely wouldn't call my country a ..............
It's Virginia Tech to me.
Go Hokies.
Urban Meyer puts ketchup on his hotdog
and has a cola with it.
We're from Ohio.. It's a Pop. Lol
...and then he eats it with a fork and knife.
downvote! ketchup belongs on the dog, not the burger!
Hey now...Hey HEY!
Let's not forget in this crazy world just who the enemy is.
I dont understand this debate. Ketchup is delicious on both.
Urban Meyer eats his pizza with a fork and knife as well
Urban Meyer uses a Shake-Weight.
all i could think about haha
Urban Meyer pisses excellence in the morning...except when he plays VT he shits his pants
Urban Meyer takes your lunch out of the office fridge even though your name is on it
Funny it actually happened
Urban Meyer lunch thief
Yeah, but Dadi & Maddy have graduated from Triple T's program:
Here comes the pain train!
CHOO! CHOO!
Urban Meyer drives the speed limit in the left lane.
With the blinker on
Left turn signal of course.
Hazards actually.
Urban Meyer thinks Sam Rogers is a myth.
Urban Meyer saw me scissor kick Angela Lansbury.
Urban Meyer drinks scotch and doesn't give you credit
Urban Meyer posted on this site about AJ McCarron last year and doesn't get the irony
Urban Meyer thinks "An Virginia Tech" is a good comeback.
He gives buckeyes to baby seals.
And he personally locked half of the restrooms simply because he was heavily invested in Igloo and Coleman.
Wins.
Hey Urban! Where'd you get your coaching skills from? The.....toilet store?
Even the guy that can't THINK said something!!
Urban Meyer adamantly insists Royal Tenenbaums is hilarious and that you just don't get it.
I saw that movie in theaters and loved it.
Well... I've never heard of this movie, but Rotten Tomatoes says that 81% of critics and 89% of the audience liked it, so...
No way. After watching it, I sat there kinda stunned, wondering what on earth it was that I just saw. Then, I smiled, was just happy to have seen it, and walked out of the theater. Haven't seen it since, but it was a good movie.
However, Big Lebowski was a terrible movie. Just putting that out there. I heard Urban Meyer liked it.
Big Lebowski a terrible movie? What the hell are they putting in your oats?
I'm pretty sure Urban Meyer is the kind of punk what goes around pissing on other dudes rugs.
And I'm not too sure about HOAT anymore.
I think HOAT is out of his element.
Maybe. I had tried to watch it many years ago and only made it through a scene or two before I couldn't take it anymore. Recently, it was on TV so I decided to give it another shot and realized I should have gone with my first impression. I watched the whole thing and found it thoroughly un-enjoy-able.
So, The Men Who Stare at Goats...is that your speed HOAT?
I thought that movie looked interesting and silly, but haven't seen it
thats blasphemy!!!
That's the only movie I ever fell asleep watching.
And considering the movies I've seen, that's saying something.
Urban Meyer was the secret mastermind behind the BCS.
Urban Meyer reads The Sabre
How? I can't even figure that impenetrable fortress out.
Urban Meyer denies pussy touchdowns
BLASPHEMY!
We better fully dip our dork magic.
Urban Meyer called the shit "poo"
Urban Meyer drinks milk straight out of the bottle, and then puts it back in the fridge
Urban Meyer always uses the last of the coffee, but never refills the pot
Urban Meyer never courtesy flushes. Not even once.
Urban Meyer is the reason that the Obamacare online enrollment system began with major problems.
Urban Meyer caused the Northeast Blackout of 2003
Urban Meyer isn't fully dipped
Urban Meyer doesn't believe in dork magic.
side note: if TKP is dork magic, can eleven warriors be elven warriors??
Urban Meyer once convinced Bryan Stinespring to "Let Glennon air it out" in the second half against Georgia.
He also replaced Curt Newsome's "Stop Smoking!" self-hypnosis cassettes with a dubbed-over set that just kept repeating "a Tight End can fill every role on the offensive line" and "the minimum grade you can give an O-lineman is 80 percent".
Urban Meyer convinced Frank to hire Curt Newsome as OL coach
Urban Meyer told Stinespring that draw plays are perfect on 3rd and long.
Urban Meyer thinks Morganton is a quaint and friendly place with good people.
Urban Meyer litters on the Blue Ridge Parkway.
Urban Meyer wears a straw hat and overalls for Halloween and tells everyone he's "Rural Meyer"
That made me smile.
i seriously wouldn't put this past him
Gavrilo Princip was framed. It was Urban Meyer's great grandfather, Ubel Meyer, who really shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand after an argument over which made a better meal: Turkey Legs, or buckeye schnitzel.
Ubel wasn't a Nazi. He was just an asshole.
umm
Actually, nobody was a Nazi in 1914. The German Nazi party was formed 5 years after Ferdinand was shot.
Wow.
Fact checked for a joke set a century ago.
I just don't think"Freikorps" or "DAP party member" has quite the same hook, but YMMV.
This was where it broke down for me too. I want my insane history jokes to be as factually accurate as possible.
Urban Meyer wears jorts.
I'm pretty sure you have to interview in jorts if you want to coach at Florida.
Urban Meyer doesn't belong to #TeamCake or #TeamPie; he hates dessert.
He's on #TeamKale
More like #TeamPapaJohns
Urban Meyer resells his burner cell phones after he uses all the minutes on them.
Urban Meyer likes his own Facebook posts
Urban Meyer lies about quitting his job to be more of a family man.
Urban Meyer doesn't pick his spilled ice cubes up off the kitchen floor, and hopes that you step in the puddle.. IN.YOUR.SOCKS
Urban Meyer tells people they have a case of the Mondays
Urban Meyer convinced George Lucas that Greedo shot first.
Urban Meyer created Jar-Jar AND did the voice.
Urban Meyer then cast Hayden Christensen in the role of Annakin.
Urban Meyer wears pleated khakis and tucks his shirt into his underwear
Urban Meyer farted
...and then blamed it on you.
And he blamed David Wilson!
Urban Meyer empties his RV's septic tank into the sewer when the shitter is full.
Urban Meyer's RV:
Urban Meyer thinks AJ McCarrons tattoo looks cool.
This was my favorite thread on TKP http://www.thekeyplay.com/content/2013/august/26/aj-mccarron-talks-durin...
Urban Meyer ask, "so how about this weather? " when it's 106 degrees outside.
Urban Meyer killed Kenny.
Urban Meyer puts ketchup on his steak.
Urban Meyer reported his Florida home's neighbor for allowing his kid to run a lemonade stand.
Urban Meyer re-gifts.
Urban Meyer is a WVU fan.
Urban Meyer lives in the suburbs.
Urban Meyer drinks pumpkin spice lattes on posts them on Instagram
Urban Meyer throws paper airplanes during games.
Urban Meyer takes the last piece of pie
... figures. He WOULD choose pie over delicious delicious cake.
He also only eats two bites and throws the rest away
Urban Meyer wears Bud Foster underroos
Cool it with the personal attacks, guys. Men who think Bud Foster should take the UVA job already have a low self esteem.
Urban Meyer wont shut the f@#k up about how good quinoa is.
Frank Beamer doesn't like what Urban Meyer is about.
Frank Beamer thinks you'll get after Urban Meyer
Urban Meyer thinks Dane Cook is funny.
Urban Meyer never had sneakers for middle school gym. He only ever owned hard leather shoes with black heels.
Urban Meyer think Kendall Fuller is overrated.
Urban Meyer actually respects what Dr. Phil has to say.
Urban Meyer only goes to Hooters for the wings.
Urban Meyer breaks the pay it forward chains when it gets to him.
Urban Meyer thinks we lost to Michigan.
He was in the replay booth.
Urban Meyer cried when King Joffrey died.
Urban Meyer pulls his pants down when he pees at Urinals.
Urban Meyer pees sitting down.
Urban Meyer trolls TKP and randomly downvotes posts
He's here
Well played, Urban, well played
Urban Meyer watches porn on his computer at work and "forgets" to delete/clear his History.
I mean, he's the coach. Who's gonna deny his pussy touchdowns
Urban Meyer thinks this song is about him.
Urban Meyer orders chicken tenders AT.EVERY.RESTAURANT.
Holy shit, IS MY THREE YEAR OLD URBAN MEYER?!?!?!
Urban Meyer double dips his chips
Urban Meyer has a "Keep Calm and Enjoy a Chai Tea Latte" mug.
Urban Meyer gets perms.
Urban Meyer tells you regardless and irregardless are the same words.
Urban Meyer never unloads the f*ck!ng dishwasher.
Is this the new "Tweet like Kanye"? I'm game. :)
Urban Meyer merges over two lanes without using his blinker. Not once.
Urban Meyer ignores every nomination he gets for the Ice Bucket Challenge. And then lies about having donated already.
Urban Meyer was at UVA's spring game
And he had a darn nice time. Even had an extra zima at the tailgate (which was just some light finger foods on top of a folding table with a way too expensive disposable tablecloth from Michaels).
Urban Meyer says Ross and Rachel were on a break
Urban Meyer thinks Enter Sandman started at Utah.
Urban Meyer thinks Texas is #DBU.
Urban Meyer thinks Cartoons Plural is our OL coach. And that he received extra benefits at the East/West game. And sold his jersey.
Urban Meyer bought CML more timeouts.
Urban Meyer watches The View
Urban Meyer is a member of Oprah's Book Club.
Urban Meyer imports Zima and doesn't share. He likes it on ice.
In his defense, Urban Meyer at least pays for his crab legs.
Urban Meyer's car has Maryland plates.
Urban Meyer still thinks its funny to amswer the phone by saying "wazzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuup"
Urban Meyer scheduled Virginia Tech during the Richmond race.
Urban Meyer leaves opened soda cans in the fridge forever. When confronted, his excuse is "I only wanted a sip."
Urban Meyer stops talking when you enter the room, then starts talking again when you leave.