Well...I'm not sure what happened. I didn't think we did a great job of hatin' on CPC...alas perhaps we did. It is too easy to hate on Da'U, so we should hold ourselves back a little...or go wild!
This week's target, Mr. Tie & Sweat-stained Shirt: Al Golden
Fun facts:
Al is from Colts Neck, NJ
What is it with ACC coaches using 2 fingers?
Al is an inductee of the Jersey Shore Sports Hall of Fame (2004)
Al is married to Kelly Elizabeth Hanna and has a son, A.J., and two daughters, Addison and Grace
No idea what this has to do with Al Golden, but it was a top Google result for "Al Golden sweating"
Al had a 27-34 record at Temple and is 28-16 so far at Miami (guess 50.4% WP is "Back").
Anyone else think he's about to drop a steamer here?
And...did I mention he wears a tie to every game??1!
Go Hokies! #ALLMAROONEVERYTHING
Comments
Well he has been Good for the Hokies at da U, I hope he is extended 10 more years!
www.dontfireal
grohgolden.comAl Golden credits his mom when asked about why he wears a tie.." She said in order to perform at your best you must look your best".
and.... when a fan-based website collects money for this you're in big do do
Here at VT we collect money for amazing things like: The NRV, and St. Judes Children Research!!!!!!
Al Golden donated money to the Fire Al Golden Campaign.
Al Golden tosses salad on the regular.
Does he have a part time job at Olive Garden?
Oh wait...I get it...thats gross
Al Golden told kids to get off of his lawn... when he was 10.
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Only on TKP can you get home movies of opposing coaches back in the day.
Al Golden looks like he went to jail, lost a ton of weight, and got sent home in his fat clothes.
Al Golden wears Shape-ups.
Al Golden announces "Al Foldin'" whenever he folds a hand of poker; then gets upset when he friends don't acknowledge the joke
Next hand he's Al In. And loses.
al golden thinks his game day ties are better than this mans
Al Golden isn't actually golden.
For anyone going to the game, apparently some Miami fans are planning on flying a Fire Al Golden banner much like they did during their last game against Cincinnati. This should be funny.
Link.
They do know it's a night game right?
Solar. Powered. Lights.
Golden!
They met the goal and are flying it from 5:30 to 6:15
What are they expecting to happen? A bunch of Hokie fans tailgating, seeing the plane, and either shrugging their shoulders or bursting out laughing?
Way to go Canes
Good point. Seems rather pointless, other than to show how frustrated they are with something that's not our problem
Might end up with some tv time at some point with clips of it.
Do we have any recruits that are between us and them? This could sway their decision!
What are you talking about, who doesn't want to go to an average school with fans who don't show up to support the team or the coach and wear awful colors?!
How much would it cost to fly a "KEEP AL GOLDEN - HOKIENATION" banner at the exact same time?
id say the same 1.5k that miami paid unless we get a home team price.
Al Golden wears Spanx
Al Golden thinks he invented the "Golden Rule"
Al Golden's favorite color is fuschia.
Al Golden's first name is actually Albus.
...and it's pronounced "Kevin".
(feel the need to post this every week)
I second this...
And rhymes with Real.
Reel or Ree-al?
Exactly!
Actually, this would be a reason to like Al Golden.
Al Golden thinks Golden Tate left Seattle because he got a better deal from Detroit.
28-16 at Miami, 53-52 for his career.
Al Golden uses Secret brand deodorant. He read that it was strong enough for a man and stopped there....
Thanks...corrected. Too busy making turr-bull photoshops than checking facts.
Al Golden farts on small children when they stand behind him.
Al Golden takes a Golden Shower every morning.
Al Golden never quite turns off the faucet so there's a dripping noise.
Al Golden doesn't take off his muddy shoes when walking into your home.
Al Golden thinks an albatross is better than the Hokie Bird.
Al Golden originally thought he'd accepted the head coaching job at Miami University in Ohio. When he realized his mistake, he was too embarrassed to admit it and has been subtly trying to get out of Florida since. Unfortunately his plan to coach "da U" into further irrelevancy has yet to be noticed by the administration.
Isn't this a reason to like him?? Coach on I say.
Al Golden has tried to pitch a reality show about the Miami football team hookers called "The Golden Girls" and doesn't understand why nobody will pick it up.
Actually I heard Nevin Shapiro was footing the bill for that
You have to appreciate the matching gold lame.
AL Golden wears jeans with suspenders
Al Golden was hired because Miami's AD thought he looked like Zac Efron.
All Golden thinks Kevin Durant should stay in OKC
Al Golden gets mad when people don't end conversations with him with saying, "Stay Golden pony boy."
Al Golden is suing McDonald's for the use of the phrase "Golden Arches," which is what he says can only be used to describe parts of his feet.
"You're not with those McDonald's people, are you? They have the Golden arches, we have the Golden arcs. They have the Big Mac, we have the Big Mick..."
al golden had a press confrense announcing "hes taking his tallents to south beach"
Al Golden calls his poops "golden nuggets"
Al Golden goes tie shopping with Jesse Palmer
Al Golden still thinks Jacory Harris has a great shot at playing on Sundays
This one's too easy. I'll save my good material for another coach.
Al golden thinks Dork Magic is fake.
Al Golden's father is the plumber who did R Kelly's house but accidentally connected all the toilet drains into the shower heads...
Al Golden thought it was a good idea to recruit Jacory Harris.
I loved that recruiting move, almost as much as Brock Berlin's appearance in 03
And told him to wear a pink suit to the Heisman trophy cere...oh wait, then he played at Lane Stadium
Whenever Al Golden isn't wearing a shirt and tie, he wears excessively short and tight bicycle shorts.
I'm surprised Al hasn't showed up to defend himself yet. I am enjoying that recent trend.
al golden says there are better things in miami to show up to.
which is why he also understands the attendance issues at the home games.
From UVA, to Temple, To Miami, that's the only life Al's ever known.
Al Golden is frustrated that so many fans are showing up to Miami games. He prefers to play football in quiet, relaxing, quaint environment.
To this end, Al Golden has started buying Dolphins tickets to give away since he knows the typical Miami fan is just a resident who can't afford NFL tickets...
I think you might be right. Remember last year?
Al Golden looks like a really mediocre insurance salesman.
Al Golden thinks he brought sexy back to Miami.
Al Golden always plays as Oddjob in Goldeneye because he says he has a right to after they named the game after him.
Leg for the Goldeneye reference!!
Still so fun in our memories but if you try and play it today I guarantee you will get bored with at after 15-30 minutes.
The tie in the first picture is actually a tie he stole from the other fan at LOLUVAs spring game
Al Golden was the only person who attended LOLUVA's Spring game.
I'll just leave this here...
Al Golden loves Enter Sandman.
Al Golden thought there was a good turnout at their game last week.
Well, as the saying goes, "Silence is Golden."
He keeps doing kickstarters to fly banners to have himself fired.
3 Hurricanes going down the road. Who's driving?
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The police.
I needed to find this joke a home, and will now scurry from the scene.
Al Golden eats his lunch in his car...
I have done this. I DO TOO HAVE FRIENDS STOP LAUGHING
Same here - we cannot have radios at work, so I usually go to the car and listen to ESPN radio to get caught up in the world of sports.
But I laugh at myself for doing that..
I eat lunch in my car at least twice a week, if not more. I'm in my second year of community college and I go to the gym after class. Let's just say 97% of community college students are either chain smokers or homeschoolers
Al Golden texts back "K" when responding to text messages...
Al Golden uses time outs worse than Time Cop.
Al Golden thought UVA's photoshop was convincing, wonders why Miami went with cardboard cutouts.
http://www.thekeyplay.com/comment/197038#comment-197038
All Golden swings his car doors wide open, no matter how close to another car he parks, and does not even bother to look if it made a mark because he cares not
Al Golden lives in the spiritual home of Cuban food (outside of Cuba) and thinks Cuban sandwiches aren't that great. He'd rather have olive loaf.
WHERE IS AL GOLDEN!???
He's making the "FIRE AL GOLDEN" banner. Duh.
Al Golden can't even show up to his own thread.
Was actually going to use this as my next one. Dang it man, you beat me by just over 3 hours haha
Al Golden drinks the last cup of coffee in the pot in the office each morning and never starts a new pot...
Al golden doesn't spray the air freshener after taking a dump
Al Golden wants you to pull both fingers...
Al Golden was forced to name his son AJ, after this play...
Except that play never happened.
Yep, I guess my Photoshop skills are getting pretty good when people think those things actually happened...
Leg for being AWESOME!
...Oh, and Al Golden sucks (getting back to the thread).
Yours are better than UVA's photoshop skills... FACT.
Are we sure AJ wasn't at the '03 game? 4th-down-Qb might have time travel skills; he is very versitile
Actually, that's true. This is all totally factual. http://www.thekeyplay.com/content/2013/november/11/legend-aj-hughes
and you can tell because it's showing as AJ laying the hit and the guy still has the ball. So obviously it's photoshoped.
Al Golden doesn't get why nobody will pay him for his autograph
Al Golden stands on the left side of the escalator.
Al Golden microwaves fish in the office.
Al Golden wears Dolphins boxers over his briefs so he can sag on recruiting visits to jail.
Al golden reads your putts, even when you don't ask him to. And even reads them wrong!
Al Golden thinks Heather Dinich is a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist.
GRRRRRR Why did you speak it's name!!!!!????
As soon as he opens the box, Al Golden always digs through the cereal and runs off with the toy.
Al Golden also eats only the marshmallows in Lucky Charms.
Al Golden
Why da U isn't back?
Friday and Saturday Al Golden:
Sunday - Thursday Al Golden:
Al Golden's favorite color is silver.
Al Golden does't give a f**k about an Oxford comma.
Al Golden took no-show Afro-American Studies classes at UNC and failed.
Al Golden stops his car in the middle of the main st. traffic circle, gets out and has a conversation with the car in front of him which has just barely pulled into a parking lot. Then gives you the death glare when you honk because you can't get around him because of the traffic in said circle.
Al Golden comes to a full stop at the yield sign on West Campus Drive
Must be because he went to Penn State. This is standard practice for Pennsylvania drivers - drives me effin nuts.
It was Al Golden's idea to record the conversation between Jawand Blue and Charley Wiles when he flipped from VT to Miami