...London Bridge is falling down...
CeeLo, Time Cop, Burger King employee of the month...whatever!
Lovin' on had mixed results (about the same as Hatin' On)...but who cares...It's Hate Week...and we Hate LOLUVA.
I say let's break the damn internet, Kim Kardashian style and Hate On!
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Mike London unnecessarily uses the urinal or stall next to you.
Worst yet, he asks you to take a timeout, as he has difficulty peeing with any distraction.
hi i'm mike london
and i'm painfully awkward mike london
wait, how do you tell them apart?!
See which ones calls a timeout first. The other one is the real one.
I like the warmth of human contact.
MOAR!!! this is the key!!!
BUT THAT'S MY NO ZONE!!!
(relevant video)
Mike London sucks at coaching
Mike London is awesome at coaching and should stay forever!!!
Thanks.
Mike London calls timeout to ice his wife during foreplay.
Twice
I read about it in Maxim magazine.
Just kidding...it was Cosmo.
Mike London cuts in front of you in the fast lane on the interstate then drives 5 below the speed limit
Safety first...you know I used to be a cop, right?
Mike London is the jerk that eats all the stuffing and pie(/cake for all you cake fans) at thanksgiving dinner.
Then why do you put it in the frig with your name on it? Seriously, thanks for letting me know it was from you.
As a member of #TeamCake I van safely say it has no place at Thanksgiving dinner
#TEAMJELLOMOLDWITHVEGGIES, Bro!
Hang on. *calls timeout*
Wait, wut?
Mike London has yet to discover the convenience of a fanny pack for storing gummy bears on the sidelines.
Have you ever tried a cutoff, short-sleeve sweatshirt. I friend of mine used to wear them...think they look awesome.
Tucked or un-tucked?
Tucked into my khakis with a black belt and sneakers. Why? Is there another way?
Mike London doesn't think taking candy from babies is easy...
but he tries anyway.
Sometimes they're sticky and smell funny.
Best thing to happen to VT football since AL Groh was hired.
You're a peach, hon!
Really surprised you didn't go with this avi
I was a cop in Richmond. It's in Wikipedia.
And he loves him some Wikipedia!
http://www.thekeyplay.com/comment/reply/8106/219493
Best. Movie. Ever.
Also, big fan of Ron Cherry. Guy has never missed a call. Ever.
Just because I like to be pretty.
Mike London is just the worst.
And we're done here! Unless some fake Mike London type fellow wants to get in on this.
Bring it on. You know I used to be a cop, right?
Mike London listens to Christmas music before Thanksgiving
On a side note, they had that shit playing in Walmart last night. Now don't get me wrong I love Christmas and Christmas music but at least wait till Thanksgiving day/Grey Thursday.
Technically, I start listening in January...why wait to last minute.
My favorite song: I want hippopotamus for Christmas.
Mike London does not wet his toothbrush.
Yeah...I already have saliva in my mouth. It's called time management...something I'm awesome at...
I have been waiting for this week all year...
Mike London uses the word "moist" whenever possible, even if it's not really relevant to the discussion.
Mike London always leaves you hanging on a high-five.
Mike London accidentally triggered the fire alarm in his college dorm by microwaving popcorn. His response? "I thought the clock was supposed to stop at 2:00!"
The only reason Mike London recruits five-star players is because he thinks his job is actually as an astronomer, otherwise, as he says, "why would we be talking about stars?"
Mike London does not believe in timeouts because, "time is relative, man."
Absolutely lost it.
Moist.
Just felt like saying that.
I don't like high-fives...they hurt my hands.
Wait...the clock doesn't stop at 2:00??!!
I AM an astronomer...I'm also a train engineer...fireman, GI Joe...cowboy...and I used to be a cop.
Time is relative, man!
Mike London pee's sitting down...even at the urinal.
I like the feeling of cold porcelain on my bottom. The best is when I leave the lid down.
Mike London double dips
You're mom! Boom!
Just kidding...please don't yell at me during the game. It's very distracting.
Mike London <3s the polo and athletic shorts combo for formal events
Friendly advice...
Probably shouldn't go there.
yeah after a cup of coffee I decided it was in poor taste
your new one is plenty funny, anyhow. good call mate.
New post is much better (better than mine for sure) ... and no one gets hurt with a bunch of messy down voting.
Jorts are the best!
mike london is the head coach of the university of virginia "football" team.
It's pronounced "futbol"
Mike London calls all recruits "Pre-Years"
Rolling laughing!!!!
Hahahahahahahaha!
Move on to the next round. Nicely done.
...and alums are Post-Years.
I thought they were saying "posterior". My bad.
Mike London farts on the Metro.
Actually, he really does look like a guy who farts on the Metro.
Sorry...bean burrito for lunch.
I don't like this video. At all.
Mike London takes up 3 parking spaces where ever he parks
Mike London Texts and Drives
Mike London stands on the left on escalators
Mike London moved to Charlottesville because it was safer than Richmond
Mike London teaches his kids how to count by using timeouts
1 - ...and he drives a Smart car
2 - ...and he uses a flip phone because T9 texting is just so much easier.
3 - ...cause it's the way they do it in Europe (France)
4 - ...because when he stepped down from being a cop, the streets took over.
5 - 3, 3...we all fall down. Ball game.
Wow...how do you know so much about me? Are you a cop? ...You know I used to be, right?
Mike London stole christmas, but his heart didn't grow to three times the size. He just tossed that tree right over the hill.
I was pissed because that stupid little dog couldn't pull the sled up the hill.
did you write that story? I heard somewhere the author came from uVa.
You!!!
YOU!!!!
<3 Coach Fondu
ME?
Mike London gives you the crappy old broken controller when you come over to play Super Smash Bros.
'i've got a mad catz with your name on it, buddy!'
Sorry, Brah...only got 2 and mine is for high-scorin'
Mike London used to be a cop. Did anyone else know that? They should really publicize it more.
Also, this:
Is he wearing crocs?
Yea...who DOES that??
Did you know I used to be a cop?
Mike London eats other people's sandwiches from the office fridge.
According to the office handbook, the fridge is a common area.
Mike London likes Nickelback
This is how you remind me...
Mike London uses Bing
Mike London cite Wikipedia
Mike London wears skinny jeans. (But has mom jeans in waiting for when they "come back.")
Mike London leaves the seat up.
Mike London leaves time on the microwave without hitting cancel.
Bing is awesome.
WikiTRUTH!
Skinny jeans + fat ass = awesomeness!
Only after I pee on it...cause I'm not wiping that off
Just saving time (outs), man.
Some kid dressed up as Mike London for Halloween in our 'hood and got oversized snickers and Hershey chocolate bars from Hokie fans.
...but he pronounced it "Kevin"
Yaaaaahhhh! Always my favorite.
Cause Hokies are so darn nice.
Mike London makes yellow snow, then eats it because it's sterile and he likes the taste.
Mike London makes "gourmet" cranberry sauce on Thanksgiving instead of getting the canned variety.
Mike London brings mashed cauliflower to Thanksgiving and claims that it tastes as good as mashed potatoes.
Mike London pardoned a Tofurkey before Thanksgiving.
Canned cranberry sauce is inferior
Dipping your turkey in bourbon is much better.
Ocean Spray Whole Berry Cranberry sauce is a staple of my diet
OH MY GOD I NEED TO MAKE A CRANBERRY PIE
Blasphemy!
Necessary???....necessary???
Hey, man...it says gourmet on the package...must be good
Cauliflower is good for you.
Poor little fella...couldn't resist.
Mike London saw the turkey in his fridge thawing for dinner tomorrow and has already called the first timeout of the game.
Nope...second.
Mike London doesn't know how to use "your" and "you're" properly
and he spells them
YOU!!!!r and YOU!!!!'re
Your rong!
Mike London plans to call a timeout before the opening kickoff. This will prove to: 1) ice the kicker, and 2) show those self-righteous Hokies he knows how to use them.
Just for good measure, he'll ask the ref to review the coin flip too.
This really, really a good idea.
Pious Hokies!
Mike London drives 5 under the speed limit in the left lane.
Mike London hates bourbon and Chik-Fil-A.
Mike London went to the Frozen movie night at Lane North and sang along to all the songs.
Mike London regularly occupies two parking spaces with his car.
Mike London stands way too close to you in line and breathes really loudly.
Mike London uses Comic Sans and sits down to pee.
Mike London pre-ordered an Xbox One.
Mike London's pussy touchdowns are denied.
Mike London can't build a competent, winning football program at UVgAy despite pulling in a few 5* recruits.
Covered earlier, I was a cop.
Bourbon and CFA are yucky.
Let it go...let it go. Sh!t, now I'm crying again.
Smart cars are big, man.
Covered earlier, I enjoy the warmth of human contact...it's called a deviated septum.
It just looks so fun. Yes, my legs hurt.
Xbox One for sale...
Sadz...
We're only a few plays away...
Mike London doesn't laugh at your joke, but tells it to his friends
Mike London pulls out in front of you and drives 10 mph below the speed limit
Mike London was a cop, if you didn't know it already
Mike London checks out 40 items in the express checkout....
....after locking up the self-checkout computer
Mike London sits in the front of the room and continuously asks stupid questions like "why can't I carryover my unused timeouts from the first half to the second?"
And by the way, Mike London is any Hokie fan's ideal coach for hooville
Because I'm trying to memorize it.
See above: former cop.
I was a cop!
Technically it's not against the law (I know...because I was a cop)
What? You can't? I'm going to write a letter to the NCAA rules committee.
Aww...thanks, Pal!
Mike London liked The Big Lebowski
I know, I know....
And he understood the Royal Tennanbaums and thought it was the best movie ever?
Yeah, let's go with this.
Second. Best. Movie. Ever.
mike london post 10 status' on facebook everyday like its twitter
What the hell is Facebook and Twitter?
LEGS FOR ALL because its that type of day.
If VT can't get up for this one, we deserve whatever the fallout is.
LETS GOOOOOOOOO....
Chicken legs?
Mike London is Ron Cherrys love child
Best ref. Never missed a call. Thanks, Dad...um...I mean Ron!
Mike London really knows how to... well...
Mike London has already put up a clock in their locker room counting down to NEXT year's game against VT.
It was actually supposed to be the countdown to this year's game, but you know, TimeCop.
Coach "Fondue" Mike London prefers being called Coach "FML" because that's what he sees his thoroughbred recruits post to twitter halfway through their first summer camp.
Wait...I just read the heading...this isn't Lovin' On???
Reading. It'll get after ya!
Sorry...just back. I was at my spinnin...er...pilate...er...the gym. Also had a meeting with the administration. Turns out those idiots think I've got this thing heading in the right direction and want to give me another year.
Suckers!!!
I need a quick rundown of how many timeouts Time Cop has called durning this thread.
4...so I still have 3 left.
I was watching that, cheering...got real excited when I saw the timeouts...then I got sad.
Mike London considers November 26, 2011 the last 0-0 tie prior to last week.
It is.
Mike London eats his peas one at a time
Savoring the favor, baby!
Mike London doesn't own any TKP swag.