Bitter blog - Wrapping up the first day of spring practice

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Excellent article, as always, Andy. Thanks!

Long live Rasche Hall

Great article Andy! Man I love coach but he has aged 15 years in the past 3-4. The O-line depth chart may age him another 5 before OSU. Sorry for the negativity but to say I am concerned would be an understatement, just don't see this thing headed in the right direction. Hope I am wrong.

I thought he looked pretty good. His voice is a bit off from the surgery, but he sounds fine. He's loving Spring ball starting. Watch his hands, he's ready to get out of there and off to it!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

I actually was not worried about Frank until I watched the live press conference. The raspy voice is understandable, though his tone is now higher pitched. I think that he looks older because of the amount of weight that he has lost--especially out of his face which can make you look gaunt. What surprised and concerned me was his color--very pale, almost gray...definitely not healthy. He continues to dodge questions about the specifics of his surgery though he did mention something about tonsils which can be very serious in older adults. His words were very positive about his health and were confirmed by Gentry and Goforth. The conclusion I drew is what others have inferred--that Frank's situation was perhaps more serious than they want us to know, but this is another dodged bullet, much like Bud's potential departure to TAMU.

If he still looks like crap after the summer, yeah I'll be concerned. Right now, he just looks like he hasn't eaten much solid food in a while (unsurprising given it was throat surgery) and he hasn't spent much time outside (which we already knew). If he still looks pale and gaunt after a summer of sun and BBQ, there might be a more serious issue. Right now, he looks a little worse for wear but on the mend.

I thought he looked pretty old too. BUT the guy is probably still recovering from surgery, couldn't eat much, etc.

negative waves...negative waves...we don't need no stinkin' negative waves!!

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

When I was on the swim team in Jr High I was a "push guy". That YMCA water at 5:30 am was so bleeping cold.

Leonard. Duh.

“I hope that they’re not going to have big eyes and pee down their legs so to speak,” -- Bud Foster

this might be one of my favorite memes.... everytime I look at it, I cant help but laugh

Bleeding burnt orange and chicago maroon

I love reading about all the "pull" guys. It gives the team a certain swagger that, I hope, will help them achieve great things.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

For the love of GOD can we please come up with freaking nicknames for the three Edmunds Brothers so I can tell them apart now !!There are so many Edmunds on this team with all their names so similar it takes me way too long to figure out who is who.

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

I know, I was like, "Edmunds at corner? I thought he was a backer ooooohhh."

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

T1, T2, T3?

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Trey, Relle, and Maine. What will be interesting is what it says on the back of their jerseys. Will we see Fe. Edmunds or Edmunds III on Trey? I assume you'll see Tr. Edmunds and Te. Edmunds for the other two.

In Gentry's update about who has done well with 6AM workouts, he mentioned "Clark." Both Austin and Chuck are mentioned earlier in the article, so it is unclear which is referenced. Lots of Clarks.

That's Chuck Clark.

Clark W. Griswald, Jr. His father calls him "Griz". His mother calls him "Clarkie". His wife calls him "Sparky".

...and he never won an academy award.

We put the K in Kwality

Could have gotten "best picture" at the AVNs, if he just had film in the camera.
Wait...Clark? There wasn't film in the camera, right?

A picture is worth a thousand words. A gif is worth a million.

And a Clarke at linebacker

I am going to let the spring practices play out before I start worrying, if at all. Young guys play all the time on many teams. Some (freshmen) guys have faster learning curves than other, so I am playing the wait and see game nowadays..... especially with the better recruiting at OL.

Bleeding burnt orange and chicago maroon

Any idea when HokieSports will update heights/weights on the roster?

I believe they are out

"In our profession there's push and pull athletes," Goforth said. "The push athletes you've got to push back out there and the pull athletes you've got to pull so they don't hurt each other. And Sam Rogers ... is an animal."

This quote cracked me up.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

The Saminal

"I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them." - Lee Corso

Boom. Gold.

We put the K in Kwality

This sounds like it should be part of the male reproductive system.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

How do we make this official?

I'm giving out an A+ for correctly using the phrase "champing at the bit".
As a silent member of the grammar police, that made me nod approvingly.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A gif is worth a million.