The Michael Brewer Putt Putt Open Presented By Icy Hot

Happy Friday!

[@MBrewer16]

Michael Brewer tweeted the phenominal photo above of a putt putt outing with his offensive line. I'm sharing this for three reasons:

  1. Taco Bell aficionado and Virginia Tech offensive lineman Wyatt Teller's Stallone-esque (thanks for that line Koma) outfit. Tech's lining up Rambo at right guard.
  2. It's friday, and we should all leave on a happy note, not news of a recruiting decommitment.
  3. Brewer wants to know, "Who's going to take home the W?" Handicap the field in the comments for the Hokies starting quarterback.

Comments

I am... the warrior....

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Teller's bandana game is deluxe.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Can Brewer see over that massive O-line? I have a new respect for that challenge!

As always, a winner is you

HOKIE HOKIE HOKIE HI
'14 grad

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Anybody know who Mike Muir is? He looks like Mike Muir circa 1983.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Brian Bosworth is a mean dude!

Protect my QB, sure.

Be happy when I open the door to meet my daughters date and see this dude, not so much.

The Dude Abides

Before:

After:

Nobody tells Wyatt Teller to fix his divots, nobody.

@VTimHokie85

Grounds crew after Wyatt plays.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Only Teller has divots in minigolf

The Dude Abides

I wonder what Motley's crüe looks like.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Looks like Teller is going for "The Boz" look.

...Hopefully without the steroids and sense of entitlement.

We put the K in Kwality

Yes! I couldn't place it for a while but this is it. The Boz

College!......... Take me with you.....

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

I'm afraid to bet that anyone other than Teller will win.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

This can only mean they'll be playing even more cohesively in the fall

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

Wyatt Teller.

That is all.

Brewer looks like a cool hang.

The Dude Abides

I'll just leave this here.

Wyatt, hit me up. I'll take you to Taco Bell for our first date. You can eat beefy fritos burritos until your heart's content. Then we'll go to IHOP for dessert.

Is this weird? The fact that your avatar is Sam Rogers makes me think this is weird.

I'm pretty sure Sam and Wyatt have to have man crushes on each other.

Edit: grammar

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Don't get me wrong, they're both beautiful men. I wouldn't blame them in the slightest. It'd just be a surprise is all... not least of which to Sam's girlfriend.

Get this man some of the spiked shoulder pads from the Legion of Doom.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

I'm definitely a woman, so it's not as weird as y'all want it to be. Promise.

Ha! No, I figured you were the fairer sex from the OP. I was saying Teller himself looks like the next generation of Hawk or Animal.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

WHHHHAAAAT A RUSH!

Legs for username

HokieSpider

Hello, inverse me!!

Rag doll?

JCC be all like "FLYING KNEE TO THE CHEST...OF DEATH!!!"
and Wyatt's just like "HUGS!!!!"

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

God: "Here you go, Wyatt. Want me to put him behind the line of scrimmage?"

Wyatt: "Nah, just toss him down, I'll catch him"

It would have been great if ESPN3 had shown this when it happened, hell maybe even have shown the TD he scored.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

that's asking too much from ESPN for a non $e school

Serious question.... Is it against the rules in Football to have a lineman physically launch the ball carrier across the line of scrimmage? I'm picturing Wyatt place holding for a field goal try at the goal line then launching Santamaria on the fake after he picks up the football.

He's no good to me dead.

Is it against the rules in Football to have a lineman physically launch the ball carrier across the line of scrimmage?

Serious answer: Yes it's against the rules (unless you're Reggie Bush at USC). It's fittingly called "helping/aiding the runner". I could be wrong but I think it has similar penalty enforcement to offensive holding.

And yet, all the time I see OL pushing the pile forward when a running play stalls out. I was taught that was illegal too but it gets called about as often as traveling in basketball.

"Our job as coaches is to influence young people's lives for the better in terms of fundamental skills, work ethic, and doing the right thing. Every now and again, a player actually has that effect on the coaching staff." Justin Fuente on Sam Rogers

It is almost never called these days generally because when it happens, a lot of the time the lineman is pushing one or more defenders that are attempting to tackle the ball carrier. Linemen wait until they see forward momentum start to wane, and then they "throw a block" (i.e. push the pile toward the end zone.

My guess is if you saw a lineman straight up pushing a ball carrier toward the end zone like a battering ram with no defenders around, you'd see a flag. But the way the game is officiated today, so long as defenders are engaged in trying to tackle the ball carrier, O linemen are allowed to enter the scrum.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

clearly as the annoucers stated that was ALL Bucky

A year or two ago they changed the rule, removing the "pushing" part. Pulling and I assume launching are still very much illegal.

*edit* random tangent: your bit at the end reminded me of one of my biggest pet peeves: announcers declaring any pile of bodies is a "rugby scrum." Is isn't. A scrum is ordered and directed, not just any pile of guys fighting for the ball. Most of what announcers say is a scrum is actually closer to what's called a maul (much more awesome name too).
*steps off soapbox*

Upsie daisy! Upsie DAISY! Who's a big boy? You're a big boy, yes you are!

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

This is definitely an evolutionary play based on the fake heart attack punt from last year. Offensive lineman throws running back in the air, while QB throws a wide receiver screen.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

I was able to get additional video. shows the secret of Wyatt's pancake technique

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!