The Final Roth Report

Bill bids farewell to Hokie Nation. It's a great read, as we have all come to love and expect from such an awesome individual.

The ACTUAL last one

Now who's cutting all these onions in here?

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Laughed at the irony... then got the sads.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Weird. Still not sure what happened there, but it's fixed now. The sads have been quite prevalent all day.

That is funny. Here's the correct link:

Final One

It just had to be UCLA, sign good luck Bill...

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

It's an awesome opportunity, great fit for Bill, close to his family, etc.

Still, screw Zumwalt.

I know everybody knows the reasons he is leaving, doesn't hurt one damn bit less though.

I....don't know the reason. Why is he leaving?

I am also in the dark...why is he leaving other than getting to the large west coast market?

The proud "V" in Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University spelled out in chest paint.
North Endzone @ 03 Miami.

Most of his family lives there, it's one of the biggest markets in arguably the best communication broadcast cities in the U.S.
It's a tremendous career opportunity.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

That's what I've thought but it seems like several people keep hinting there is another reason.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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No need to speculate. Take it at face value. Confluence of career and personal opportunity, and all that that may imply, simple as that. Nothing else is germaine. Damn, I'm gonna miss him. What an eloquent goodbye.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Bingo. It's a great fit for him personally and professionally. Not sure there's a bigger media market than LA in the country when it comes to sports broadcasting and UCLA is replacing their second or third legendary/hall of fame-type broadcaster in a row. He's stepping into one of the top jobs in the entire country.

I'm not crying..my eyes have been really dry...and I just cut up some onions...and its really dusty out today...

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Yep sure is I think I need to go in the attic and change the air filter for an hour or so

I'm not crying

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Lots of good stuff, but I love that he added this at the end:

"Oh, and in case you're wondering, as of this writing (5/11), Virginia Tech has now held the Commonwealth Cup for 3,817 days."

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

That was an excellent read. We will soon have another great ambassador for Hokie Nation on the West Coast. That can only help.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

It won't be the same without him, best wishes to you, Billy

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

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I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

So many great nuggets in this. First though, why is this man being limited to 1,200 words on his final report?! /s

If you haven't watched the video, you should. Direct link here: http://www.hokiesports.com/football/recaps/20150422aaa.html

Anybody know which game he is talking about at UNC? Would love to see that on video.

And what's this beef between Cornell and James Brown?

Bryan Randall. When he's the governor, you'll be even more proud of him.

This would totally rock. "And as my first act as Governor I will be changing our state bird from the Cardinal to the Hokie Bird. Oh, and that school in Cville shall henceforth be officially named lolUVA."

James Brown was the QB for Texas in the 95 Sugar Bowl. He became very familiar with the artificial turf in the Superdome thanks to Cornell's repeated introductions.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

awesome thanks

I think the key for him is family. His wife has passed away and he has family in CA. Although he has a huge Hokie family here, a change in scenery might help him deal with things. After 20 years, I still hurt from my father passing, so I can't imagine what it is like to soldier on after my wife passed.

And I'll vote for Bryan Randall for guv, President, or whatever other office he wants. I might even vote twice.

I don't think his wife passed away.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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It was Roth's sister and Burnop's wife that both passed away within 6 months of each other.

And Coach Beamer. I learned more about how to treat people, how to run an organization and how to care about others from this man. There is not a statue big enough or a road long enough that could justifiably honor what he has meant to the school, the football program or those lucky enough to call him a friend..

This is the appropriate response whenever anyone brings up showing Frank the door before he's good and ready.

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Seriously...I think a lot of people are quick to forget.

February..'96...the steak: ribeye, the whiskey:Lagavulin 16, the lady next to me: a bit**.....

Tyrod had the best penalty in 27 years when he flashed the "U" sign after scoring a touchdown against the 'Canes in Miami. It was worth every penalty yard on the ensuing kickoff.

Yep. And these are the experiences that Bill relays that I will miss greatly.

Tweedy can run like a dadgum antelope or whatever. I like to use scalded dog. Do antelopes lumber? Cheetah, OK. He runs like a cheetah. He's fast. - Bud Foster