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Hey Andy...who chose the 2013 coaches picture to supplement your 2015 article?

Ahahahah! Randy Edsall - Maryland

Accidentally loaded an old picture without noticing. Should be a new one up in a sec.

Voila.


FTFY

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A few thoughts from this picture:

1. How big is the stack of phone books that Jimbo is standing on?
2. Mike London and Pat Narduzzi are shirt twins. Awkward.
3. It is nice of them to put the coaches of questionable ethics together in the middle (Fisher, Petrino, and Fedora) and then bookend the picture with the coaches with class (Beamer, Cutcliffe, Addazio and Clawson (he would have to be a good guy to take the WF job, right?)).
4. It's hard to recognize Al Golden without the over-sized, pit-stained dress shirt.
5. Is the size of the smile on the coaches face directly proportional to their perceived job security?

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Thanks for the links, enjoy the sandy beach!

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"