"Under Armour Unveils New 'Ungrabbable' Uniforms for College Football Teams"

this should make the uniforms arms race interesting: Link

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Nike is still better. Michigan went back to them for a good reason.

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Beat me to it. I'd go Nike all damn day

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Ungrabbable uniforms wouldn't have saved Gunner Kiel.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Still prefer Adidas

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

What is that? A uniform for ants?? It has to be at least 3x that size!

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Why does the Maryland model have a gut?

We put the K in Kwality

Crab cakes?

The Cincinnati guy has a significant pair of love handles as well

"It might be dark outside, but it's LeDay in here." - Jay Bilas

Ungrabbable? - The Pruitt Tear Away Jersey was a way better design:

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Also having a freakbeast who's not human helps.

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All that link did was remind me how much I hate Maryland's uniforms.

All that link did was remind me how much I hate Maryland's uniforms

There. I think that's what you meant....

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Cincy & ND have these new UA unis too.

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Eventually we are going to look back on this era and wonder why in the hell teams were so gung ho about wearing clothes so skin tight we should just call them what they are... spandex, much like we wonder why fashion in the 90s was about looking like a middle schooler grabbed his dad's shirt to wear before walking out the door.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

UMD Helmets are sick though.

In the sense that they make me want to throw up, yes.

Barnum and Bailey are missing a football mannequin.

Being a Maryland Native, I fucking love that flag. I've been looking for a version where the red is replaced with Chicago Maroon, and the yellow replaced with Burnt Orange.

Regardless of origin, that design is too busy for a flag, let alone a helmet. Then again, I'm partial to the simpler, more consistent helmet designs.

just sent you a tweet...for the flag...

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Could you send me this as well? @vtmikeruss

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I'm going to have to watch some more of these.

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All I could think about after clicking the link

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Soooooo what makes these "ungrabbable"?

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Who grabs?!!!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

On a semi-related uniform note, I'm putting together some pieces from the VTEquipment twitter. First, we get these new women's volleyball unis....

Then, in the follow up tweets, I was reminded of something from the earlier TKP thread about the presentation to the Board of Visitors, and future uniform consistency. Someone said something about the fonts, colors, etc, being consistent across the board. Coupled with the Nike reset coming next year, this made me think that this may be a clue as to what we'll see. Given this, take a look at the number font on the ladies v-ball unis. This could be what the numbers on next year's football jerseys look like. Kind of a Chicago Bears font. This could be a good look.

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Whoa! You're right! I'd love to see that Chicago Bears font on a VT jersey. I'm pumped now!

As a packers fan, seeing that I'm all

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

I don't even like the Bears. But I do like fonts!

That ladies volleyball uniform rocks. They did a nice job with it.

I posted some of the follow ups, and was kind of thinking the same thing. This as a template would be pretty sweet.

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The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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The Maryland uniforms look like NASCAR meets renaissance fair.

... meets scary clowns.

And gets mauled by the circus juggling.....

BEAR

Slightly erratic, mostly sane, always a Hokie.

All I see is crash test dummy.

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The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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something about "ungrabbable" that makes me think of Stickum

The Original "Ungrabbables"

"Exit light, Enter night, Enter the Hokies!"
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I... I wanna... I want to give you +1000 so bad, but... It won't let me

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Now THAT is something I could get behind...

From my point of view, there is plenty there to grab.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

I see it, too.

I don't know, those look very grabbable to me

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Under Armour's early prototype, about to be tested:

I guess Under Armour's hope is that if it's unattractive enough, nobody will want to touch you...

Hence, "ungrabbable".

I would venture a guess that there would be much less QB under center and more shotgun snaps.

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