1 week of NFL football is in the books, and the Redskins are already mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. Ok, that's not technically true, but they should have quit while they were ahead:
Sacked. Fumbled.
Fumbled again. And again...
@Redskins recover nearly 40 yards from the line of scrimmage. http://t.co/r9fjN54Gz8— NFL (@NFL) September 13, 2015
Thanks to Tyrod, it's fun to be a Bills fan again! Unless you're this guy:
Travis Kelce is my spirit animal

Eli Manning loves tacos as much as his brother loves Omaha
A prized employee of the Worldwide Leader in Sports, ladies and gents!
he might be insane pic.twitter.com/TpyMvEY63P— Danny (@recordsANDradio) September 14, 2015
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Props to Party Like a Gronk Star, Old Warped Gashole, Coale Drogo, Denied Pussy Touchdowns, and Team Koma (original, Alex) for leading their respective leagues after week 1. Also, special note to daniballs:


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Dude You're Getting Odell Week 1: A Minor Setback to a Major Comeback
I don't think Odell will drop points like he did last year.
Can Daniballs turn things around? Same Bat time. Same Bat channel.
Alright. Excited for week 1 this week. Glad we're one of the few leagues that has a preseason game that definitely didn't count. Otherwise I'd probably be upset with my team and call them horrible names while shooting their TV likeness with a nerf gun during the fourth quarters of all their games. Luckily that definitely didn't happen last Sunday.
Anyone trying to trade for CJ Anderson? Seeking a player that can prove he has a pulse.