He's knocking it out with Miss Georgia
He should send Mike London thank you cards weekly for demoting him. His transfer has to be turning into the best outcome ever of any player transfer in history.
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Hi, I'm UGa Grayson Lambert and I have DirecTV
Hi, I'm UVa Grayson Lambert and I have cable
He showed excellent judgment when he chose to get his Direct TV delivered to Athens instead of Charlottesville.
That looks more like rabbit ears/lo-def!
Looks like he's in an area with great coverage.
This is the best joke/meme I've seen on TKP. Had me laughing for like 10 minutes.
Comment of the year.
Leaving UVA was the best thing that he's ever done.
Leaving UVA is the best thing anyone can do.
Well, technically "avoiding it in the first place" would be the best thing. Leaving once you figure out your mistake is the "second best" thing.
Holy Shit!
Ok, so I figure I might have some eligibility left. What I need from everyone is an ardent write in, twitter/social media campaign to lolUVA Admin to keep Timecop on for at least another year. I get recruited as QB, transfer, then start breaking records and dating Miss "state-of-my-choice". It's a simple plan but involves everyone working together. We can do this, send #timeout4timecop to lolUVA athletic department now. I'll handle the rest, when you see a recruit named "Jefferson Northrup Haliburton III", you'll know the plan has succeeded.
YOU!
Fun fact: I was at the pageant when she won Miss UGA back in 2014.
WTF is that?
24 year old with a face lift.
Let this be a lesson to all you kids out there. Stay in school. Chicks dig smart guys, even if they made mistakes in their past.
Oh my, Greyson Lambert with the TKO on lolUVA
Everything about this pleases me. Go Coach Fondue!
YOU!
You know, this DOES bolster his credibility as a Recruiter.
As a coach, not so much...
Lets see how he does against Bama in 2 weeks....
If they win he may wind up with the original Miss Georgia.
If they win vs. Alabama,, he'll keep the current, snag the current's mom (herself a former Ms. Georgia), and rope in the original who is now Miss America.
If he plays like he did with a 96% completion rate, and Bammer doesn't show up, this is a possibility.
If he wins she should hope that he ends up with a 36 year old cougar that will rock him in ways he never dreamed.
Eh, he's just the shiny new toy from up north that she wants to play with for a while. Once she figures out he's really a douche canoe who originally chose LOLUVA, she'll dump him and move on to the next douche.
Or, I could be jealous and just spewing sour grapes.
(Did I mention I really like that term douche canoe? Douche wagon used to be my favorite, but I've graduated to canoe.)
F' him- he's a douche for ever going there and I hope his life sux in every way because of it!
okay now..i dislike UVA just as much as the next guy but this just isn't necessary..tone it back a bit
He escaped from Hell. Hasn't he done enough?
Am I the only one who read this in sarcastica font and found it hilarious?
yes
I still cannot get over this. What are the odds? How did this happen? Oh yeah, I know...Timecop and LOLUVA...the gift that keeps on giving.
Good for Lambert. I heard that once he knew he was going to the SEC he stopped having nightmares about Dadi and Ken.
Yes, now he is able to sleep with both eyes closed and a gentle clutch of the pillow.
i see what you did there
No I still believe he is still having issues with that. I have #sauses in the UGA that informed me Lambert was diagnosed with PSTD from numerous Who's your Dadi "flashbacks".
#Sauses also tell me that he now flinches alot