CTC: Shane Beamer

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After his recent recruiting tear it's only appropriate we feature Beamer Co.'s young executive here.


via: the fantastic Photography By Ivan Morozov

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I wonder...

Young Beamer wanders the empty field and wonders to himself, "How many crystal footballs will fit in the empty case in the Hall of Legends?"

What's Important Now

"I wounded when they're gonna mail season tickets?"

I wonder why that long-ass divot is still left from when Ryan Williams dragged that defender into the endzone?

+1

When I saw it happening live all I kept thinking to myself was, "he's really going to drag him into the endzone." Then it was just maniacal laughter.

I feel sorry...

I feel sorry for Earl Wolff... What has to be the biggest highlight of his collegiate career comes on the coattails (pardon the pun) of Ryan Williams.

What's Important Now

Hmm..

He's got a little Coach Taylor air about him. East Dillon Coach Taylor. I dig it.

By god, that surely looks like the next head coach of Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University

Fine Eye For Talent

Hmmm...

Did I remember to put the load of laundry in the dryer? I'm going to have to redo the rinse cycle. Crap.

Row Z forever.

hmmm

how many 5* recruits does it take to put in a light bulb?

it's all part of the plan

...like Bucky Hodges in 2013.

What's Important Now

One more thing, Wilson...

... When I said that I wanted you to 'tear up the turf' this year, I didn't mean literally.

* "It' 'a penny for your thoughts', but you 'put in your 2 cents worth'... Someone somewhere is making a penny."
-- Steven Wright

Beamer Campaign.

Hello, my name is Shane Beamer and I am currently the Associate Head Coach and Running Backs coach for Virginia Tech football. I was hoping I could count on your vote for assistant coach of year and best ACC recruiter of year. If so I promise to continue bringing in top-end talent to Blacksburg and also pledge to continue growing a winning atmosphere around the program. With my views and policies we will bring in Four Star players on a regular basis while considering three and two star talent as solid but not the penultimate goal in recruitment much like some of my predecessors. I will also bring fresh ideas and new perspective on old issues, such as filling that empty case or bringing home another ACC Championship. The experience I gained while representing the University of South Carolina will serve me well in this new and much more important position. Thank you.

The Beamer and Beamer Campaign 2011 approves this message.

Virginia Tech '08
Fordham University (NY) '11, '12

Twitter: @duffmanhokie
PSN Handle: duffmanhokie1568

Hokies, NY Rangers, NY Jets, NY Mets (sigh), USA Hockey, Richmond Renegades (R.I.P)

impressive

I'm impressed that Shane uses words like penultimate!

Campaigns

Gotta love those campaign advisers!

Virginia Tech '08
Fordham University (NY) '11, '12

Twitter: @duffmanhokie
PSN Handle: duffmanhokie1568

Hokies, NY Rangers, NY Jets, NY Mets (sigh), USA Hockey, Richmond Renegades (R.I.P)

That Case Wouldn't Be Empty If Dad Brought Me In 5 Years Ago

Phillip

What the...

...I thought Chick-fil-a was closed on Sunday...?

What's Important Now

Damn it feels good to be a Gangster!

Shane Beamer, Master Recruiter

@TheTurkeyTavern

America

the rest of you are commies.

From Drop Box

eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

Sweet. Proud to be an American with Shane Beamer at the helm!

Virginia Tech '08
Fordham University (NY) '11, '12

Twitter: @duffmanhokie
PSN Handle: duffmanhokie1568

Hokies, NY Rangers, NY Jets, NY Mets (sigh), USA Hockey, Richmond Renegades (R.I.P)

The Best Part of Moving to Blacksburg

"I wonder what kind of sammich Cheryl made for my lunch today..."

NO TWEEDY, IT'S WHIP!!!!!!!

Mom!

Can you please put away the "We love Shane!" sign?

#Let's Go - Hokies