Paul Finebaum absolutely rips into the Miami vacancy

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The transcript, as I could dictate:

I think Miami is just an absolutely terrible job. I think this program is bankrupt. I think it has a delusional fanbase thinking that this is the '80s and '90s and possibly even the early part of the new millennium. I don't get it. I don't know why any coach in their right mind would want this job.

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You have all these former players, and their names are well known. They're tweeting, and they're wanting some ownership in the program and they're not going to accept just some run of the mill coach, nor will they get a big name coach. As you said, maybe they can entice a coach, but I'd like to know who you're talking about, because what legitimate coach would walk into there with one of the worst stadiums in America with no fanbase whatsoever unless they can be a proven winner, which they can't be on Day 1. I mean Al Golden was a pretty good hire and he failed miserably.

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Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

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“I served in the United States Navy"

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"We were at the pinnacle, and we did it for years," Foster says. He pauses, nods, takes a deep breath. "And I did it with the best guy in the business."

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