Sorry hombres, didn't have time to run the stats this week. You'll have to live your lives in the mystery of who is ranked highest in my scientific-but-doesn't-really-matter rankings.
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My terrible 3-4 team in the Frank Beamer conference has an extra QB or two. Anybody want to trade for either Russell Wilson, Tyrod Taylor, or Andy Dalton?
RealDiehls are the best 0-7 team out there IMO
Just 4 or 5 plays away from being 7-0?
isn't it 4 or 5 plays 7 times though? So more like 28-35 plays from being 7-0
Psh, curse your logic. More coachspeak!
y u do dis
Love.....mostly
I don't know if I've ever seen a matchup where the two teams combined to start 6 players on Thursday night, but we did that yesterday.
Please, you already know Enter Sandman kept the top spot...
That guy is going to run right through the league although a team that didn't even set a lineup had a chance at least keeping it close this past week.
BUD Foster Conference
JUGS is creeping up the standings
thanks to getting my fantasy nirvana last night I decided to start dion lewis 17.2 point.. but didn't get the memo about pats D who also got 16 points on my bench
I knew in my bones that Joe Flacco would throw that interception when I was up one point against the Cardinals defense last week.
Oh no
Elite interception, IMO
All $120 million USD worth.
Are you the guy I beat by .3 points because of that play? Cause that shit was ridiculous.
I lost to 11 Straight in the Sam Rogers Conference by exactly 1 point because of that play.
Wow. At least two games in just our (rather enormous) league decided by Flacco Flaccoing at the most Flacco time possible.
As the owner of 11 Straight, the only consolation I can offer you is that I am, in fact, a Ravens fan and took no pleasure in it.
well team no name came crashing back down to Earth this week, damn my running back situation...damnit to hell