"Virginia Tech needs to beat Virginia to become bowl eligible. Virginia needs to beat Virginia Tech because you can only get so far bragging about how many Vineyard Vines ties you own."
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We went to Myrtle Beach in 2013 and in the trash bin for leftover chairs, wave boards, etc. from the previous days gathered up by some of the lifeguards, I found this:
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God I hate UVA. They can take their smug attitudes and their completely undeserved sense of superiority and shove it. I hope their mediocrity in football goes on for eternity, I will NEVER get tired of it.
What? Oh this is a hatin' on thread? UVA calls themselves a "public Ivy" because they suck too much in sports and want to justify their lack of success, but they're too dumb to actually compare themselves to ivy league schools.
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In our defense (which we don't have much of this year). Exhibit A was supposed to be all orange. Then they told me how much. I said "wha???, how much for 1/3?". Imagine how stupid it would look if I had said "let's just do the top third"?
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The Spanish word "uva" means "grape." Grapes make wine. Let that sink in for a moment.
Thomas Jefferson used to observe construction on the grounds CAMPUS DAMMIT from atop the Rotunda. If he were alive to witness the haphazard invocations of his name by the pompous Hoos, he would throw himself off of the damn building.
There were more popped collars in the Comparative Medieval and Romantic Wine Tasting and Associated Literature Topics than at the UVA spring game.
Double joke: that class doesn't freaking exist. You see what I did there.
Triple joke: you thought it was plausible that UVA would have such a class.
Quadruple joke: some stupid Hoo is now petitioning some irrelevant department to create that class.
A UNC graduate claims to have gotten an A in that class. OH WAIT WRONG WEEK.
Voldemort went to UVA.
How many UVA students does it take to change a light bulb? None, because Thomas Jefferson did all his work by candlelight and THUS SO SHALL THEY.
UVA students wish sporting uniforms would be designed by Vineyard Vines.
UVA beat Notre Dame in football AHAHAHA NO THEY DIDN'T.
Well, at least UVA basketball beat GW AHAHAHA NO THEY DIDN'T.
The UVA football team's favorite snack? Soft-serve ice cream.
Mike London walks into the AD's office after the season, having been defeated by VT yet again.
The AD tells him, "Mike, I'm sorry to say that you're fir-"
"TIMEOUT"
"Mike, you can't call timeout now-"
"TIMEOUT"
"Mike, you're embarrassing yourse-"
"TIMEOUT"
"Mike, what the hell are you doing?"
"I saved all my timeouts for when they really matter!"
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Mike London walks into the AD's office after the season, having been defeated by VT yet again.
The AD tells him, "Mike, I'm sorry to say that you're fir-"
"TIMEOUT"
"Mike, you can't call timeout now-"
"TIMEOUT"
"Mike, you're embarrassing yourse-"
"TIMEOUT"
"Mike, what the hell are you doing?"
"I saved all my timeouts for when they really matter!"
Fine work!
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Just had to post this... cracks me up every damn time! Somebody PLEASE post the "wig-wearin' Wahoo wussies" picture too... it's just too good to pass up!
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I grew up in Charlottesville. After HS, 37 of my classmates went to LOLUVa. I new all of them (small school), was friends with at least 20 and was close friends with 8 of them. After one semester, all but one of these transformed into arrogant, condescending tool bags. The school doesn't necessarily attract 5 star douche bag talent, it trains them up.
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Western. I guess "small" is relative to those massive NoVa high schools. We had about 220 in our graduating class. the way classes went, the huge majority if kids in honors/AP classes went to LOLUVa. Ironically I didn't even know all the folks who came to tech from my HS, but knew all the wahoos...
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I, unfortunately, have to confess, I went to a high school that bears the name Jefferson in Alexandria. Out of the ~430 students in my graduating class (2000), about 130 went to LOLUVA. Sorry, we were a pipeline.
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I came from out of state, and the only person from HS that I knew for sure going to either school was my roommate. (Lee, back in the early 80s....) But, thanks to being a college basketball fan in Maryland, I already had a good and healthy hatred of UVa to work with.
The way the team has been the last few years, and getting to my 50th birthday, has led me to more of a "let it go attitude" - celebrate, but try not to let lows get too low. (I say "more of," but most of my mid-80s peers would argue I'm probably the most emotional about football, even with my new Zen-like ways.)
Having said that, this is the one game every year where I let - nay, encourage - the emotions to run as high and hot as possible. My first VT-UVa game was in Charlottesville in 1983 as an MV, and we won 48-0. I call that "a good starting point." There is no score high enough for a margin of victory - the mathematics have not been invented to represent such a number.
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I'm going to be curious if anyone has taken the sword away from the Cavman horse guy.
Maybe give him a star wars light saber toy, or perhaps a harmless foam "We're No #1" finger as a prop or something. They could dust off the ones that got a week's worth of use 25 years ago...
The guys needs to master running with scissors before being promoted to this stunt.
#thingsthatmustbeposteduvaweek
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Last time I was at Scott Stadium Lane North, I went to leave the bathroom without washing my hands. This snobby UVA fan comes up to me and says "at Mr. Jefferson's University they teach us to wash our hands after urinating" (sounding like Niles from Frasier).
I responded "at Virginia Tech, they teach us not to piss on our hands!"
(Note: not a true story...as I always wash my hands :)
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On what grounds?!
You mean campus.
Here's a preview of all 25 LOLUVA fans who will attend this weekend's game:
well, at least they're coordinated. Gotta give them that. Almost looks like the ballet
And that's their product on the field, too.
You mean water ballet, because it looks like they are drowning. They aren't coordinated enough to be deemed "ballet" in the traditional sense.
Oh, you meant this. Ok. Gotcha.
How about that synchronized swimming championship that the football team won last year?!
They even photoshop their sad fans
Hey...I know that guy!
"Virginia Tech needs to beat Virginia to become bowl eligible. Virginia needs to beat Virginia Tech because you can only get so far bragging about how many Vineyard Vines ties you own."
Yeah!! *hides her virginia tech vineyard vines purse she got at Alligator Alley in Blacksburg*
This is an excellent quote.
We went to Myrtle Beach in 2013 and in the trash bin for leftover chairs, wave boards, etc. from the previous days gathered up by some of the lifeguards, I found this:
Probably wore out from overuse. They do a lot of sitting during football games.
Don't be silly, everyone knows Wahoo's don't actually go to football games.
I didn't say they were at the stadium. ;)
Or spilled Zima on it...
In the garbage where it belongs
Beautiful picture.
Beautiful picture.
Where did you find my chair?
God I hate UVA. They can take their smug attitudes and their completely undeserved sense of superiority and shove it. I hope their mediocrity in football goes on for eternity, I will NEVER get tired of it.
What? Oh this is a hatin' on thread? UVA calls themselves a "public Ivy" because they suck too much in sports and want to justify their lack of success, but they're too dumb to actually compare themselves to ivy league schools.
I wanted to give you a leg for all of your sentences.
I'll send a leg your way and we'll call it even haha
Alright, which one of you is this?
I'm not sure, but they need to renew that registration.
Do we have any members in jail for driving with an expired registration over the last six years?
Nah, they would just have a court date with Mike London.
The poor guy moved to another state and it's just too expensive to get vanity plates there.
"Lots of Love" UVA. How sweet. Wonder if I can get that one?
After another winless year against VT, I will pray Mike London gets another contract extension.
YOU!
What more needs to be said?
FTFY
Sound it out, bro....
We take academics very seriously.
Who dances like this???!?
Was the medical staff on hand shortly after? It looked like that chick was have a seizure.
So #3 play was disturbing dancing, #2 play was a alley oop, and the #1 play of the week was some lacrosse goal!?!
Do they have any idea how bad all that was?!? We are all dumber for watching that.
WTF did I just watch!?
"I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past." - Thomas Jefferson and also every UVA football fan.
Apparently I can't embed my own tweet but...
UVA fan at work just said "Oh yeah, I forgot we play you guys on Sat." Typical #LOLUVA fan.
Just right click, copy image, right click, paste image, submit.
Wait...what??!! Is that today?
Me after we win again
I hear those tears are the secret ingredient in Legend Brewing's Hoovale! I shall enjoy one on Saturday!
Eric Cartman just makes me laugh.
If only LOLUVA fans knew they had a football team
I don't know that I'd call it a football team.
We have a football team? Shoot, that changes everything.
Fuck UVa.
THIS^^^^^ says it ALL.
and Matt Ryan.
Always. Til the end of time.
Even I hate Matt Ryan!
Thomas Jefferson did absolutely nothing of any significance in 1819.
LOLUVA tries to be Harvard and Alabama at the same time and fails miserably at both.
They have ugly helmets
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
The Bumper Sticker Helmet is always a good laugh.
In our defense (which we don't have much of this year). Exhibit A was supposed to be all orange. Then they told me how much. I said "wha???, how much for 1/3?". Imagine how stupid it would look if I had said "let's just do the top third"?
*stretches neck*
*cracks knuckles*
The Spanish word "uva" means "grape." Grapes make wine. Let that sink in for a moment.
Thomas Jefferson used to observe construction on the
groundsCAMPUS DAMMIT from atop the Rotunda. If he were alive to witness the haphazard invocations of his name by the pompous Hoos, he would throw himself off of the damn building.There were more popped collars in the Comparative Medieval and Romantic Wine Tasting and Associated Literature Topics than at the UVA spring game.
Double joke: that class doesn't freaking exist. You see what I did there.
Triple joke: you thought it was plausible that UVA would have such a class.
Quadruple joke: some stupid Hoo is now petitioning some irrelevant department to create that class.
A UNC graduate claims to have gotten an A in that class. OH WAIT WRONG WEEK.
Voldemort went to UVA.
How many UVA students does it take to change a light bulb? None, because Thomas Jefferson did all his work by candlelight and THUS SO SHALL THEY.
UVA students wish sporting uniforms would be designed by Vineyard Vines.
UVA
beat Notre Dame in footballAHAHAHA NO THEY DIDN'T.Well, at least UVA basketball
beat GWAHAHAHA NO THEY DIDN'T.The UVA football team's favorite snack? Soft-serve ice cream.
Mike London walks into the AD's office after the season, having been defeated by VT yet again.
The AD tells him, "Mike, I'm sorry to say that you're fir-"
"TIMEOUT"
"Mike, you can't call timeout now-"
"TIMEOUT"
"Mike, you're embarrassing yourse-"
"TIMEOUT"
"Mike, what the hell are you doing?"
"I saved all my timeouts for when they really matter!"
How many freshman UVA students does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't. That's a
Sophomore levelSecond year class.Possibly. I think they are modernizing their curriculum. The class is Calling the Manservant 205, the prerequisite being Self-Entitlement 101.
FTFY
Even WORSE.
This is
not very funnyHAHAHAHHAHAH yes it is!Magnificent, simply magnificent
A leg for this:
Mike London walks into the AD's office after the season, having been defeated by VT yet again.
The AD tells him, "Mike, I'm sorry to say that you're fir-"
"TIMEOUT"
"Mike, you can't call timeout now-"
"TIMEOUT"
"Mike, you're embarrassing yourse-"
"TIMEOUT"
"Mike, what the hell are you doing?"
"I saved all my timeouts for when they really matter!"
Fine work!
So you're saying timeouts are transferable...hmmm.
Can't forget this gem from /r/CFB. /u/AlwaysChildish posts this license plate, and the following conversation ensues:
Never forget.
Throwback Mascot Mock, Y'all.
Not only did TJ create LOLUVA, but his progeny went on to found F$U. There is not enough hate for this man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RidU6ILUQNE
Just had to post this... cracks me up every damn time! Somebody PLEASE post the "wig-wearin' Wahoo wussies" picture too... it's just too good to pass up!
I grew up in Charlottesville. After HS, 37 of my classmates went to LOLUVa. I new all of them (small school), was friends with at least 20 and was close friends with 8 of them. After one semester, all but one of these transformed into arrogant, condescending tool bags. The school doesn't necessarily attract 5 star douche bag talent, it trains them up.
What high school? just curious
Western. I guess "small" is relative to those massive NoVa high schools. We had about 220 in our graduating class. the way classes went, the huge majority if kids in honors/AP classes went to LOLUVa. Ironically I didn't even know all the folks who came to tech from my HS, but knew all the wahoos...
I, unfortunately, have to confess, I went to a high school that bears the name Jefferson in Alexandria. Out of the ~430 students in my graduating class (2000), about 130 went to LOLUVA. Sorry, we were a pipeline.
I think it is easier to just say what is good about UVA.
1.
So, the UVA "band" interrupted the Macy's parade.
My three year old responded by putting a blanket over his head and walking away.
He seems worried about UVA playing us on Saturday.
Oh yeah. I was off pinchin a serious loaf during that segment.
I heard one of the highschool bands playing Rocky Top and was terrified we were about to be subjected to UVA's and Tennessee's bands on the same day.
Lord help us all... I would've had to turn the parade off.
I went to the UT-UGA game and left traumatized by Rocky Top and "Turn Down For What" on every 3rd down...
I'm not gonna lie, I've always thought Rocky Top is a pretty solid fight song
I like the way they play it after every. Gd. Play.
Kid's a genius.
I came from out of state, and the only person from HS that I knew for sure going to either school was my roommate. (Lee, back in the early 80s....) But, thanks to being a college basketball fan in Maryland, I already had a good and healthy hatred of UVa to work with.
The way the team has been the last few years, and getting to my 50th birthday, has led me to more of a "let it go attitude" - celebrate, but try not to let lows get too low. (I say "more of," but most of my mid-80s peers would argue I'm probably the most emotional about football, even with my new Zen-like ways.)
Having said that, this is the one game every year where I let - nay, encourage - the emotions to run as high and hot as possible. My first VT-UVa game was in Charlottesville in 1983 as an MV, and we won 48-0. I call that "a good starting point." There is no score high enough for a margin of victory - the mathematics have not been invented to represent such a number.
My feelings on LOLUVA......
Those are some of the classiest, beautiful pics I've EVER seen. Ever. Thanks. And f-k LOLUVA.
Honest question is "SUX" like "LAX". Cause we're pretty good at lacross.
I'm going to be curious if anyone has taken the sword away from the Cavman horse guy.
Maybe give him a star wars light saber toy, or perhaps a harmless foam "We're No #1" finger as a prop or something. They could dust off the ones that got a week's worth of use 25 years ago...
The guys needs to master running with scissors before being promoted to this stunt.
#thingsthatmustbeposteduvaweek
This song sums the "rivalry" up nicely, I think:
UVA plays VT at home every other year just so they can sell some tickets every 2 years.
That's why Dady gets a bonus!
Some of my best friends went to LOLUVa. (Bless their hearts)
Wuck the fahoos.
Timeout! I gotta run...something about pre game prep or some nonsense. See you on the grounds.
Go
Hokiesdamnit...I mean Hoos.I'm Mike London?
Damnit...who put a question mark on my cue card?
Last time I was at
Scott StadiumLane North, I went to leave the bathroom without washing my hands. This snobby UVA fan comes up to me and says "at Mr. Jefferson's University they teach us to wash our hands after urinating" (sounding like Niles from Frasier).I responded "at Virginia Tech, they teach us not to piss on our hands!"
(Note: not a true story...as I always wash my hands :)