Like the legendary Samson from the Bible, our QB Michael Brewer is at his best when he does not shave. Compare how he played when he had his scruffy beard in comparison to his last two games, where he has played unshaven.
In short, we need this Michael Brewer:
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Not this Michael Brewer:
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He isn't playing the Eagles! God are they AWFUL!
Sure glad I started megatron in fantasy...
Playing against a guy who has the Eagles as a starting defense
I resemble this, and I had the Panthers D :)
so did the cowboys O, apparently.
Here here!!
He looks like Zac Effron
Shakey Graves
just so damn good looking
This makes complete and total sense.
Tom
Herman
Richard Campbell
I'm not sure Baby-Faced Brewer will be able to get it done on Saturday. I'd feel much more comfortable with Scruffy Brewer.
Clicked on the thread expecting to see people arguing, opened it up and started cracking up. TKP in a nutshell.
I wonder if a spray on beard would work
Who was the guy in the second picture?
Am I missing something? He's scruffy in October and clean shaven in November... That's like the opposite of what you're supposed to do.
I saw some scruff on the team snapchat today!
Hey that's great news!
Like I said, scruffy beard Brewer will pull through for us!
I am The Beard of DeChristopher, and I approve this message.
This is because Brewer is a man and as a man he is just better with a beard
Ima going out on an limb, and say that if we had a consistent OLine (such as today and against UNC), Brewer would be alright with or without the stubble...
True, but its been awhile since we've had a consistent O-line play. FWIW, let's keep the beard, just in case.