Frank Beamer Once Wrote, "Whomp Their Heads Real Good" In a Telegram

Aaron McFarling shared a gem of a telegram from Frank Beamer to Norm Lineburg in 1972.

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TKP BOWL GAME TSHIRTS, FEATURING THIS QUOTE. MAKE IT SO, JOE.

Cool piece there. But just a question, havent the Lineburg's been more of a UVa family over the years? Were they anti VT or whats the deal there?

‘Boy, wake up, we’re going over the mountain,’ and that was code for we’re going to watch Virginia Tech play football today,'

Did someone say Whomp?

It may be just as remarkable that they actually sent telegrams back then.

Times have changed.

And to think that some in his generation give the younger folks crap for bad grammar while texting on our phones. I'm not seeing a whole lot of punctuation in that thing. Paying for all that punctuation...it'll get after ya!

Get After

Est. 1972

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Looks like I just found my new signature.

“I like the donuts.” -Bud Foster

Anyone else read it like this?

If not, you should, it'll make you laugh.

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Oh the memories of the whomping willow!!

via GIPHY

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Kids, a telegram is like a text message, except someone has to bring it to you on a piece of paper.

Kids, paper is a physical object made from boiled trees that people used to write on.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

sounds inefficient to me.

also, in 100 years, you will have to add:
Kids, trees were large plants with woody trunks. We used them to build houses, make paper, make furniture, etc.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

I will probably be dead in 100 years.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

pshh..pessimist...

Onward and upward

Pretty close to 100% chance everyone on TKP will

edit: forgot about magic/fountain of youth/advances in medical science

fountain of youth

fountain...fuente

"Exit light..."

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"Yeah, it do." - Mike Vick

Go Dukes!

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

I read the whole thing sideways before scrolling down... :(