Tommy want his mommy while Matt'l knock you flat (and was also Rivals 1st team all state).
When Christ blocks for the Divine, how can you loose ? Sportscasters are really going to love calling games for this team: The Hokies opponents are feeling so much Payne they may have to Settle for a Walker after being knocked on their Kish and start getting Sickle like they've been knocked all the way to Denmark. Carpenter is giving them the Fullwood treatment in a very Slye way. They're Plantin their opponents like they were run over by a Ford running down Hill. Their coach is turning Greene in his Facyson due to the Hokies shooting him the Moon and then taking it to the Banks, definitely being Wang Chunged right in their Motuapuaka ! Everything is really starting to Click in a very Foxy way until they just can't take no Moore Vice.
(I'm just trying to get up to 40 turkey legs so I can Click a plus now and then).
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Is Bronco gonna be able to yell at a Christ in a negative manner?
We have a Divine Deablo. Game over, uva.
I drive by Christ everyday to drop my kids off at daycare
Yeah, well, we've got Marcus.
Sibling rivalry is strong with these two.
So...is Matt Christ good? Where's French!?!?
Walk-on. Doubt there is much film on him here at VT.
Rumor is that Bronco told him that he could be the savior of the program.
I hear he will be great on the bball team.
He's gonna need to be born again, baptism by fire
Man, I could watch that for hours.
I loved London absolutely losing it over his QB being hit while inbounds.
What do you mean "could?"
Fair enough...
I just love how whenever Johns scrambles it literally looks like he's prancing. Makes the hit Stroman laid on him that much better.
That and Mike jumping around like a little fairy right after the hit
I will miss Time Cop. He was entertaining.
What do you mean "like" a little fairy?
I think its the hand every time I watch him run now I'm going to say something about this
So he'll turn all of their water into Zima?
Alright, pack it up. We're done here.
Post of the day.
Even with this, they will still loose! But, their fans still won't care.
He'll feed the 2,000 fan at each home game with only two baguette loaves and 5 seared salmons! It well be call Fancy Feast!
You missed typed "20 fans."
Heard he's related to that guy Jesus. He can turn water into wine coolers.
He can also heal leopards
He didn't have an offer from VT. Makes me feel better knowing he didn't choose UVA over us.
He sacrificed himself for our wins.
this is a good comment
Your comment is accurate
My comment is meant merely to comment on the existence of your comment in order to keep the chain going.
If I remember my bible correctly, Christ will be dead to the world for three years then leave early to miraculously come back to have an NFL career
As a pastor I can confirm that this is basically correct.
Ooh! An expert on the subject.
Neither. Just playing into your joke. No malice or snark intended.
Nice try, Bronco, but even Christ can't bring LOLUVa football back from the dead.
"Even I can't resurrect this shit!"
-Christ
edit: Damnit, hokie07ME beat me to the joke by 26 seconds.
So now Bronco will be yelling "Christ!!!!" no matter who is on the field.
They need a savior, but he's not the one.
Luckily for Christ, he's going a team led by a Bronco and Wahoos; when the team is adrift in tears, Zima and seltzer water, I Noah guy who can help.
Something something Morgan Moses, David Watford, Tommy Christ.
Bronco's hoping for the second coming...we all know, at best, he'll be coming in second.
(And yes, I know it would technically be the third coming because Mormans...)
Ummmm guys...they pronounce their last name "Chris-te"
Well that's no fun.
(tap tap tap) Mic Check
Huh, Tough crowd...
SHOOSH
Tommy Christ is the Fred Claus of the Christ family
He definitely looks like a LOLUVA guy, or maybe a Duke basketball player. Can see why we did not offer him.
So, you're saying he's white?
Tommy want his mommy while Matt'l knock you flat (and was also Rivals 1st team all state).
When Christ blocks for the Divine, how can you loose ? Sportscasters are really going to love calling games for this team: The Hokies opponents are feeling so much Payne they may have to Settle for a Walker after being knocked on their Kish and start getting Sickle like they've been knocked all the way to Denmark. Carpenter is giving them the Fullwood treatment in a very Slye way. They're Plantin their opponents like they were run over by a Ford running down Hill. Their coach is turning Greene in his Facyson due to the Hokies shooting him the Moon and then taking it to the Banks, definitely being Wang Chunged right in their Motuapuaka ! Everything is really starting to Click in a very Foxy way until they just can't take no Moore Vice.
(I'm just trying to get up to 40 turkey legs so I can Click a plus now and then).
I wish I could give you more than one
Every single one is appreciated ! :--)
As of 4:29 PM Tuesday I now have over 40 turkey legs and am old enough to vote :--) Yeaaaah !!!! Thanks to all.
Protip: Post Emma Watson gif and/or Kyle Fuller high 5-ing the ref.
/TKP breaks
Well there is one I'm holding in reserve.
In case Rich Rod shows up?
You may do it on a single post! Bravo
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He seems like a good player but I doubt the passion of this Christ
Why did Christ always get told off by Bronco?
Because he was always biting his nails!
That pretty much shut 'er down, eh?
Edit: missed reply.