LOLUVA Spring Football Festival

Nothing like getting fired up for the upcoming season like having a 'Festival'.

http://www.virginiasports.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/041916aae.html

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Don't be mislead, CBM said "There will be football mixed in"

And, based off their earlier practices, a one on one hoops tournament.

I thought this comment was just a sarcastic jab at uva culture. Then I read the article

I think the article may have said more but I stopped reading when the got to this nugget.

More comments on this thread than fans at the LOLUVA spring game

You set the bar low, and reached that number with your post.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

More comments on this thread than fans at the LOLUVA spring games

FTFY

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

uva festivus is an al groh tradition ... respect the past.

eric

"My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."-John Blutarsky

guys they are selling pom poms!!! Only $10!!!

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

I'm hopeful that they haven't resorted to selling game used cheer uniforms to support their athletics...

Japan is very interested in this concept.

Context, just in case I'm the only one:

Yeah but are they giving away free Qdoba?

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

"LOLUVA SPRING FOOTBALL FESTIVAL"

I come home from work, see this headline on TKP, and suppress a chuckle. I know where this is going...
LOLUVA...it's pretty much AYCE humor. Legs for everyone.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A gif is worth a million.

It's the f---ing Scottalina Wine Mixer!

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

🦃 🦃 🦃

This is great and all, but I somehow feel that UVA fans might actually start referring to their "games" this way.

GIVE IT TO ME ROSCOE!

Lots of Zima and Wine Spritzers will be consumed no doubt...

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

I mean we have a basketball player playing football.... so why not have football players playing basketball?

We have a two sport athlete, There is a difference.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

They do that while we had Jeff King.

Jeff King didn't get his fill of 'Hoo tears on the football field and had to find another way to quench his thirst.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

So I asked a wahoo coworker of mine when his spring game was. 1st: he didn't know and had to look it up. 2nd: he reads the title of the page he looked up and goes "Football Festival?! Are you kidding me??" It was entertaining.

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

LOL.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

$50 for a game worn jersey?! I want a VT game jersey but I can't justify dropping over $100 on a jersey. I guess that's what happens when the jersey is used for playing actual football.

"The fans will have a chance to see us work on Saturday," said head coach Bronco Mendenhall. "There will be football mixed in

LMAO

Exactly. They call that football?

They figure they can get better attendance. If they say festival, many will assume that the word immediately preceding it is "wine" or "zima".

Cut them a break. You need to play to your audience. They are much more civilized up there in Hooville

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

Sad UVA fan is by far my favorite part. Nice touch!

I'm more excited to see what people add to this photo! (PS I was too lazy to find a photo of Sad UVA that had his hands in it.

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

Can you move sad UVa fan to the balcony on the right?

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

That place is reserved as "Future home of the Commonwealth Cup"

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

Then shouldn't there be a tiny fake trophy?

Yes! Move the fan to the balcony. And there needs to be a 6-pack of Zima somewhere

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

ratio of bow-ties to attendees should be at least 1:1.

added the columns and ROSE (rosay) Wine. Zima is played out and discontinued in '98.. those Hoo's are onto the latest trends: Pink Wine

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

There is no live broadcast of the Spring Football Festival.

Yeah, guys, I'm sure that's the real disappointment for Hoo fans here.

They probably got more page views from this page than from fans going to the website...... Boo hoo!

Uh oh... Don't look now but this program has CHANGED.

The sad part is that they didn't even improve on the design, they actually made it worse.

#HoosFailing

They deleted their first plagiarized tweet and have now posted this impressive PowerPoint slide... Wonder how many of those fans in the background are real. Also noticed they're no longer claiming the program has CHANGED

What they don't tell you is that "youth activities" are actually tryouts for available scholarship positions.

"Exit light..."

Lol. Their best pitch to get fans out there? "This program has changed!" "We're not that bad, we promise!" Pathetic all the way around.

Haha, that is pathetic. I thought they were talking about the game program at first. I was like what the H does that matter

Who says that VT needs a better Twitter account again?

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Seriously LOLuva

"...When we step on that field, they bleed like we bleed and we're gonna show the world."
-Corey Marshall

This was my reaction exactly. Did they think that this wouldn't be noticed? Or did they just not care? I really can't fathom.

VT Class of '12 (MSE), MVBone, Go Hokies!

Yeah.... Not a good look. It's bad enough they had to Photoshop fans into Scott Stadium for promo materials, and it's sad they had to create a replica of the Commonwealth Cup to prove it exists, but to blatantly rip off your top rival for even such things as spring game promotional material 24 hours after the primary copy was used?

That's just lazy. No wonder that program is in such shambles right now

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Yes. At least sine the mid-90s.

So much saltiness in the UVa comments on that tweet. Keep hiding behind the big, impressive UVa education (that you may or may not have actually earned.) I think only UVa fans hold themselves in such high regard. I personally know people who attended Ivies and they know more about VT from their engineering and architecture programs than UVa. Keep on stroking that ego, Hoos.

I always bring this up when the conversation about education comes up. Both schools have good programs. They really shouldn't be flaunting any superiority when discussing academics. The fact that they have to be so pompous and douchey about it is just what makes me think so poorly of them. It also makes them look weak and sad.

"...When we step on that field, they bleed like we bleed and we're gonna show the world."
-Corey Marshall

Exactly. +1

The funniest part is them bringing up the national championships.... yet again they fail to realize that they don't have one in football or even basketball for that matter.

In Sam Rogers we trust.

Should've looked here before I posted. I'll go ahead and pull one from the ass pocket.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Meanwhile, at UVA....

Bronco might be changing the culture but I'm not convinced it's for the better

Bahahahaha, they call that last one the fire hydrant.

Interesting....I've always referred to it as doggy

Face down? On the ground? On their knees? What's changed?

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

He is finally teaching the players something they can use later in life. Definitely a change for the better.

After looking at some pictures from UVA's "festival" today, I can honestly say I'm not exactly sure what the hell went on during it.

That's got to be the largest spring crowd that stadium has seen in decades. So whatever it was they did today it must have been supremely interesting

Onward and upward

The people in football uniforms don't count.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.


Anyone have an extra leg? I'd like to give this man more

Got u fam