New gameday gear

Possibly nsfw. Undies with a built in flask pocket.

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/exclusives/speakeasy-briefs-flask.asp

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That flask will not go through a metal detector or wand wave. Buy the built in bra flasks for your female companion instead. No metal, they carry more, and are much cheaper than medical augmentation, and easier to access.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Buy the built in bra flasks

Or just keep airplane bottles in their bra?

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24 oz of airline bottles makes for some interesting cleavage. And most bottles still have metal caps.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Ironically, all of the people I know who smuggle in bralcohol use the plastic TSA-approved bottles and simply fill those.

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Irony at its best.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Nothing like some Bourbon and Ball sweat!

That sounds like the name of a bad punk rock band.

There is nothing in the world like Thursday night in Blacksburg!

Or a REALLY good one ;)

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long....

Due to my scheduling I can only go to one game year on average so since I can't be at the stadium I can guess I will settle for this for my gameday enjoyment.

via GIPHY

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

That's awesome until you accidentally set the cup down on something that isn't flat, breaking the seal and spilling your beer out the bottom of your cup. SUCH AS: the keys in your pocket, as you rest your beer on your leg.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

They have these at the PNC Arena in Raleigh. Those seals are pretty good, actually. Not only does the weight of the beer keep it pinned down pretty well, but is also held together by magnets.

Seriously, though... I need that chair

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

They should have the bottoms up draft system in Lane (EDIT: Southendzone) this year. Also at Durham Ballpark.
#sauces.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

They have them at the Winston Salem Dash and Greensboro Grasshoppers fields...fwiw.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Not good enough for me to not look like I've pissed myself for the second half of Pearl Jam's set. But maybe some of these cups are made better than others.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Mmmhmmm.... it was the cup spilling... yep that's it...

It's OK, incontinence eventually hits us all

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I just eliminated the middle man.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Fill that sucker with some warm apple cider and dark rum and keep your bits warm while smuggling in booze! Win win!

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

This post is far and away better than educational TV. Who said Hokie fans are dumb?

foresthokie
US Navy Vet