OT: University of North Texas' New Coffee Mugs

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Would have been really awesome if the handle was green!

If they're available online I might have to buy one.

Wonder if it makes the coffee more potent?

HTHokie93

It may affect the aroma.

Wow. Hadn't even considered buying one until now. I think I'll get two.

Nobody needs that much C....offee

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Thanks, mybrisum! I REALLY needed the laugh. Yes, I want one. It could really tie the rooms together.

Up vote to you just for quickly seeing a great option. Could the handle be shaped like a P??? 4th and 10 so we,
P unt.

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Bet they've got some great cheers for sporting events.

HTHokie93

My wife played softball in Blacksburg for the Custom Meats team. Favorite cheer? You guessed it. "You can't beat our meats!!"

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Hmm...I though it was North Texas. Didn't realize it was Next Tuesday...

We put the K in Kwality

I'm still mad they refused to change the college radio station identifier after they changed school names. KNTU just isn't as funny.

See you, North Texas! Stay classy.

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Something, something...stick it in??

Needs two more "stick it ins."

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A bunch of UNT mother-in-laws are in for some great Christmas presents this year. She would be drinking out of it every time she visits... and it would never get old.

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

I don't "see" it...

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But do you "C" it?

Of course not.

"Exit light..."

I don't know...something smells fishy about this.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

You're right. I think you've just about got your finger on it.

you've just about got your finger on it.

...

I wonder if they'll make a glow in the dark version, so you can find it in the dark.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

To be fair, most men can't even find it in the daylight

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

to be more fair, it's illegal to have sexual intercourse in Virginia with the lights on so it's not all that surprising that men struggle to find it

Onward and upward

Is it also illegal to have sex with a coffee mug?

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

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doesn't specify...I guess as long as the lights are off, you're in missionary, and you're not tickling the mug, it is okay

Onward and upward

Then there's the controversial matter of consent...

Would you like a cup of tea?

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*clears schedule for rest of evening*

This shit basically writes itself. I've got pages and pages.

"Mike Hunt? Paging Mike Hunt! You left your coffee mug in the conference room!"

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Classic scene in a classic movie!

And just to give the softer side a voice, this whole thread could be construed as a sexist and in some cases, repugnant review of the subject presented. I'm sorry, but social (not political) correctness might offer a more enlightened view than many of the posts I've read. Sorry to be that guy, but, well, I guess I AM sometimes that guy.
Do you guys have wives, daughters? I know for a fact you all have mothers. Would you feel comfortable making those comments to them? Yeah, I know, we're all a bunch of "guys" here, but remember, we all got moms.

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You sound distressed. Perhaps a soothing bit of tea in a shiny new cup would help?

Tea? Not on your life. Not now, not ever. Now a double dollop of Legacy whiskey could turn my head and de-stress me, and I'd drink it out of an old bean can if necessary. Also helping to avoid future embarrassment, I have now forbid my wife to look over my shoulder to see what's up with the Hokies on The Key Play until I have vetted the subject matter. I really don't want to have to justify my favorite hang out.

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I showed my wife and she laughed her ass off! She is a technical writer and asked what proof reader would be fired.

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My wife also offered a chuckle, and called it a marketing gimmick.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

I put it in the same category as this:

This gimmick works. I had a tshirt in high school that just said CO(Carolina Logo)KS on it. I used to wear that and my stick it in shirt early in the school year to figure which of my teachers were the uptight ones.

It wasn't the cup that was the problem, it was a few of the comments.

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I showed my wife and read her the comments and had her cackling. She's a little......irreverent.

I said it, I'll take the boos.

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If you insist.

See you next Tuesday.

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