OT: MidSummer Challenge: Create your own Buzz-ism

Those of us following Buzz on Twitter are completely used to it by now. There's some serious off the wall life lessons to be learned. So I pose this challenge to the fantastic user base of TKP - create your own Buzz-ism. Turkey Legs will be awarded based on how well TKP considers your entries. Unlimited entries per contestant, winners get legs. But most importantly, its still freakin July and we need something to pass the time until September.

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All I can think of is "Yeah, hear that, Indianapolis? You could have messed with the ball pressure, too. You just didn't have the killer instinct and look where it got you!"

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"No, I didn't realize that shit-stain I just danced over was your logo." ~ Buzz to WVU

He apologized for that.


I think I'm getting the hang of this game...

A picture is worth a thousand words. A gif is worth a million.

We have an early leader in the clubhouse

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Adding to above picture:

Life lesson for UVA fans:


Will everyone please help Buzz unpack ?

The essence of Buzz:

Please forgive me, I love this contest.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Have a great day, if you dont, somebody else will.

Life's short, If you dont do it, somebody else will.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

To infinity and beyond!!! Did I do that right?

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy

How about some perspective for all of the Chicken Littles?

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)