Happy Birthday Coach Justin Fuente

By: CountryBearDefenseHokie on July 30, 2016, 12:57 PM | 16 comments

The big FOUR O-
May your birthday be full of 4 and 5-star commit announcements!

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OldCorps's picture OldCorps | 9 years 12 months #

Some thoughts come to mind:


I don't mean to be irreverent, but sometimes you've just got to have some fun.

HokieMacGruber26's picture HokieMacGruber26 | 9 years 12 months #

Hey, wasn't it Foster's b-day a couple days ago??

VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
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| 9 years 12 months # ^

Yes

"Exit light..."

Alum07's picture Alum07
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| 9 years 12 months #

Same birthday as Harry Potter, huh?

I knew Fuente was a wizard

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

NavyEMC's picture NavyEMC
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| 9 years 12 months # ^

Nice thought, but you're off by a day.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Alum07's picture Alum07
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| 9 years 11 months # ^

Crap... I thought it was posted this morning

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Cnote91's picture Cnote91 | 9 years 11 months # ^

CountryBearDefenseHokie's picture CountryBearDefenseHokie | 9 years 11 months # ^

Different day but same zodiac sign though

I've done some of my best work with smoke, mirrors, and a muleta!

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 9 years 12 months #

Sheesh, we just hired the guy and he continues to get older. He's now a man (he's 40!), hasn't gotten a commitment in at least a few hours. The game has probably passed him by. Time to start up the speculation on who our next coach will be in the post-Fuente era.

NavyEMC's picture NavyEMC
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| 9 years 11 months # ^

Is this an official TKP meme yet? How fast can we replace 'em after having the same guy for 29 years.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

petebuddywilson's picture petebuddywilson | 9 years 11 months # ^

Time to start up the speculation on who our next coach will be in the post-Fuente era.

I will never understand this continued blind loyalty to hypothetical replacement coaches. I've already started writing my "The Case for Canning Fuente's Replacement" forum post.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

804VTHokie's picture 804VTHokie | 9 years 11 months # ^

The Case for Canning Fuente's Replacement

Point #1: The guy is so one-dimensional. He's only able to win games when VT scores more points than the opponent. That's out-dated football if I've ever seen it!

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 9 years 11 months # ^

Hahaha very nice petebuddywilson....very nice. A step ahead of the game

VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
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| 9 years 11 months # ^

Excellent, we can run that right after I write my "Why Is Fuente's Replacement Keeping Recruit We Haven't Signed Yet On the Bench When He's Clearly The Best Player at [Position]?"

"Exit light..."

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 9 years 11 months # ^

Ah, but to correctly MadLib it, we'll need to offer a few more blanks to fill in:

Why Is [Fuente's replacement] keeping [recruit we haven't signed yet] on the [non-playing status] when he's clearly the [superlative] player at [position]?

HokieMacGruber26's picture HokieMacGruber26 | 9 years 11 months #

#FUENTEenFUEGO