A.J. McCarron talks during your backswing.

I hear he also takes candy from babies.

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And Katherine Webb is actually a hooker. He hired her to hide the fact that he's gay with Manti Te'o.

Rip his freaking head off!

C'mon man, that's not cool.

Haters gonna hate

Rip his freaking head off!

hate dumbass comments you'd expect to see on some 12 year old boy's twitter feed? yeah were gonna hate.

and the shit about mcnair and taylor is too fuckin much. get some perspective.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

I told you it was for those who don't care about political correctness. Don't like it? I don't care. I'm not in the business of being politically correct.

Rip his freaking head off!

Logan 3:16

I don't find it offensive. But I don't really care and don't feel like taking the time to argue about it.

Rip his freaking head off!

It's not offensive to you, but it could be offensive to someone else. Keep it off the boards.

May we all get what we want and never what we deserve.

Doesn't put his hand over his heart for The National Anthem either...

"War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.”~~Judge Holden

And doesn't take his hat(helmet) off for The National Anthem either

AJ McCarron shouts "OHHHH" during The National Anthem

@VTimHokie85

So... he's from Baltimore?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

wasn't ment to be a slam to anyone from Baltimore. But fine downvote me i have plenty of Turkey legs to spare!

@VTimHokie85

I got downvoted too, for some reason.

I lived in Baltimore for four years. So I know that of which I speak!

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

AJ McCarron always stands at the urinal next to you, no matter how many are open.

"Exit light..."

A.J. McCarron listens to Nickelback.

Hopefully we are the ones taking candy on saturday.

Chik-fil-a candy.

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

I'd be happy with a Chik-fil-a Oreo milkshake

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

AJ McCarron drives 40mph in the left lane.

"You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."- Lee Corso

AJ McCarron paid Dr. Andrews to delay Tone's rehab until after the Bama game.

AJ McCarron drinks zima

A.J. McCarron doesn't tip the waitress, and always takes 13 items or more to the 12 items or less aisle.

Leonard. Duh.

AJ McCarron would rather just cuddle.

A.J. McCarron took your mother to a nice seafood dinner and never called her again.

"You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."- Lee Corso

AJ McCarron reads everything HD posts and supports her opinions.

Mama Giraffe doesn't know if this is sarcasm or reality, but she believes it's true. And that Miami is back.

FSU is back as well...Dark Horse pick for National Champ

A new season...new hope

HD really knows her stuff.

___

-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

AJ McCarron drinks cranberry juice, because he got his period.

AJ McCarron laughs when little old ladies fall over.

THAT SHITS NOT FUNNY AJ!

The worst part is he cancelled her Life Alert 3 days before this happened.

STILL NOT FUNNY AJ!

AJ McCarron climbed into that suitcase to roll into the back of her knees on the escalator.

AJ McCarron told Weaver no one wanted a Thursday night game this year.

AJ McCarron uses the last ice cube in the tray and doesn't refill it.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Katherine Webb never let AJ McCarron stick it in

AJ McCarron uses one generic post to thank everybody for the birthday wishes on Facebook

AJ McCarron enjoys pooping in public restrooms.

Logan 3:16

Sometimes you need the industrial plumbing...

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

I heard hes the guy who poops at parties and doesnt flush. As well as pees while the seat is down

West Virginian by birth, Hokie by choice

He's the jerk leaving upper deckers?

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

AJ McCarron thinks Ben Affleck is gonna make one heck of a Batman

good one, +1

Back at ya... had to help a fellow Hokie get over that coveted 800 turkey leg mark :)

AJ McCarron doesn't like the Sam Rogers' jokes

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

AJ McCarron still listens to Gangam Style and is making a Call Me Maybe parody video as we speak

AJ McCarron thinks Danny Coale didn't catch the ball.

AJ McCarron denies my pussy touchdowns.

That was good. Literally laughed out loud at my desk.

Same. I have a feeling variations of denying pussy touchdowns is going to be the GoTo all season. I really hope HokieFan4Life is out there and sees what an impact he's actually had. I miss his posts.

AJ McCarron came up with an idea for a third Indiana Jones movie involving Shia LaBeouf, George Lucas writing dialogue, and aliens. He then convinced Steven Spielberg to film it.

It’s later than you think.

Pretty sure the third Indiana Jones movie had Sean Connery.

Live for 32. Ut Prosim. Let's Go, Hokies.

I actually got done watching that trilogy for the first time a couple weeks ago. Where the heck have I been??

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

You guys are exactly right. It is a trilogy. There is no fourth movie.

AJ McCarron put saran wrap over the toilet seat at his grandma's house.

AJ McCarron drives a prius. Because he thinks it's a stylish car.

AJ McCarron doesn't think Han shot first.

He also roots for Johnny Lawrence of the Cobra Kai Dojo.

But Johnny Lawrence was the Karate Kid...

Barney, that you? Can't wait for the new season of HIMYM.

Ralph machio

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Turkey legs for epic HIMYM references

high five

Turkey leg for CobieSmulderscleavage.gif

I second this

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

AJ McCarron likes King Joffrey.

He also laughed during the Red Wedding scene

May we all get what we want and never what we deserve.

AJ McCarron thinks Brienne of Tarth is hot.

AJ McCarron hates dire wolves.

May we all get what we want and never what we deserve.

AJ McCarron really wants to see more Stannis and less Khaleesi

AJ McCarron watches to see Loras.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

AJ McCarron says "Hodor! Hodor! Hodor!" for like 5 minutes anytime Hodor comes on and you always have to go back and see what you missed because you couldn't hear over AJ being such a d bag.

AJ McCarron eats animal crackers and makes the noises of each animal before eating them.

AJ McCarron has tea parties with his O-lineman for "team bonding".

May we all get what we want and never what we deserve.

AJ McCarron sits down to pee.

AJ McCarron doesn't fill the Brita back up after taking the last glass

AJ McCarron throws paper airplanes when visiting other games

Hokies Respect!
... no one

AJ McCarron agrees with Nick Saban's idea of fun.

AJ McCarron thought Miley Cyrus was better than Justin Timberlake at the VMAs

AJ McCarron watched the VMA's.....

Sorry I'm not sorry Hokie Stone.

lol.

A.J. McCarron helped recruit Sean Glennon

Touchdown Tech!!!

Fact: Chest tattoos don't add muscle mass or intimidate your opponents; in fact, they open you up to be ridiculed.
LOL A.J.

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

AJ McCarron didn't have to shave his chest to get this tattoo

VTMidge

AJ McCarron has the smallest nipples you've ever seen.

We put the K in Kwality

I ..... think.... you may be focusing on the wrong thing there.... unless that is your thing, and then more power to you.

Those aren't nipples... they're mosquito bites

AJ McCarron traded his jersey for this tattoo.

AJ McCarron and Justin Bieber got into a fight. Loser had to get this tattoo.

We put the K in Kwality

AJ McCarron dry accelerated Kenny Power's Jet Ski on land

AJ McCarron said Chicken Patty w/ cheese sucks.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

NOOOOO!!!!!!

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

AJ McCarron answers his phone in the movies and says " Yeah brah I can talk"

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

AJ McCarron yells "O" during the National Anthem

People that do this need to stop. Seriously. I don't care what crap baseball tradition this stems from, it's the national anthem, show some respect.

Not as bad as my school (UCF Knights) who scream "KNIGHTS" when it gets to that part of the anthem. I do not participate in this tradition and try to affiliate with the school as little as possible. They also turn their backs when the opposing team takes the field or court and (I think only in basketball) shout "WHO?" when each player from the opposing team is introduced.

Aj McCarron carries a man-purse. With a 2 1/2 lb. chihuahua always sticking it's bug-eyed head out and looking around.

Its actually a fanny pack

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

And it's not actually a chihuahua, it's Nick Saban.

"Exit light..."

I think it's a satchel.

AJ McCarron goes to Hooters for the wings

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Dude, Hooters has some pretty delicious wings.

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

I would say they are way better than B-Dubs wings.

I'll interpret this in the same context as "he reads playboy only for the articles". Hooters wings are fantastic.

AJ McCarron gets on the elevator as soon as the doors open and before the people on it can get off

Then he takes it to the second floor

And pushes all the buttons when getting off the elevator

After letting one rip

AJ McCarron returns rental cars with the gas tank empty.

AJ McCarron cries during football games.

cries

I would cry too if I had a tattoo like that

He cried during Titanic too. That North Atlantic will get after ya'.

SAM ROGERS DRINKS THOSE TEARS...CRY, BABY, CRY!

AJ McCarron watches Lifetime Channel movies.

AJ McCarron lets Katherine drive.

Okay...back to work.

Glennon blames AJ McCarron

Fortune Favors the Bold

AJ McCarron once fell off his horse during the team entrance.

We put the K in Kwality

AJ McCarron helped his uncle jack off a horse.

Because at Bama "the value of capital letters" is a graduate level course (helped his Uncle Jack off a horse).

We put the K in Kwality

It really got out of hand fast

Fortune Favors the Bold

fif

I love the analysis French and everyone else does but this type of thread is the reason I hit refresh every 5 seconds on TKP. well done VTChrim

Edit: also for the one in a million comment like "dont deny my pussy touchdowns"

West Virginian by birth, Hokie by choice

Thanks and #beatbama

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A.J. McCarron wears skinny jeans
and
shares make-up with ...

a
Katherine Web

GO HOKIES ~8)

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AJ McCarron thinks this was the best batman

And that jar jar Binks is the best thing to ever happen to star wars

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Only thing good about this is a Red Head Uma Thurman in a skin tight Poison Ivy outfit.............. OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH! And Boom Goes The Dynamite.

H_O_K_I_E_S-HOKIES!

Proud Member Of The Key Play Community Since January 2012.

What you don't like bat nipples

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AJ McCarron used to work for Valley Towing and VT Parking.

death to valley towing

AJ McCarron approached Nair to do a commercial....

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AJ McCarron hands it off on a QB keeper.

AJ McCarron invites himself over to your place while you're on a hot date, then doesn't leave

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

AJ McCarron is not actually a person...it's just Verne Lundquist without a Snickers bar.

aj mccarron knocks on the door of his own bedroom before entering.
aj mccarron puts deodorant on his inner thighs.
aj mccarron has a Justin Bieber spotify playlist.
aj mccarron wears white after labor day.
aj mccarron talks loudly on his blue tooth in public.
aj mccarron tips his servers 10%.
aj mccarron doesn't mow his own lawn.
aj mccarron orders cheeseburgers without the bun because he's watching his carbs.

aj mccarron is a grown-ass man who still goes by a first name that consists of two letters.

The player pictured below disagrees with your last line:
jr collins

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

That grass is so purdddy

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

AJ McCarron goes to Monday Night Raw and cheers for John Cena.

H_O_K_I_E_S-HOKIES!

Proud Member Of The Key Play Community Since January 2012.

AJ McCarron is this kid from The Sandlot.
 photo AJMcCarron-1.png

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

AJ McCarron plays ball like a girl!

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

AJ McCarron only "forgets" to bring ice to parties when he's the one designated to do it.

EDIT: Finger quotes.

AJ McCarron wears ties to football games.

AJ McCarron is a member of the Joffrey Baratheon fan club.

D_BAM

AJ McCarron talks in the theater.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Those are the worst kinds of people!

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

AJ McCarron is threatened by Brent Musburger.

AJ McCarron prefers Gatorade to high quality H2O.

A. J. always flips off the other driver

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

A.J. McCarron still says "pull my finger."

Win one for the Beamer...

AJ McCarron drinks Zima.

AJ McCarron works out with the ThighMaster!

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

But warms up with a shake weight!

"War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.”~~Judge Holden

AJ McCarron loves listening to Chris Berman call the Home Run Derby.

backkkkk bak bak bak bak bak bak bak bak bak bak bak bak

AJ McCarron wears gloves to pump gas.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

AJ McCarron merges into your lane while on his cell phone and doesn't wave.

AJ McCarron's favorite color is Avacado.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

AJ McCarron drinks Budweiser when it is clearly Miller Time.

AJ McCarron passes the Dutchie on the RIGHT-hand side .... (ask Jonny 8ball)

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

And something most people don't know about Saban:

Logan 3:16

AJ MCCARRON TYPES EMAILS IN ALL CAPS!!!

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

Exception: Joe during football season.

AJ McCarron always hits "Reply All" to every e-mail he receives, especially ones sent to a listserv/distribution list.

AJ McCarron's 'body art' is a giant temporary tattoo.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

AJ McCarron tries to make the Royal Guards flinch when visiting Buckingham Palace.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

AJ McCarron uses the phrase "no, your OTHER left!" every chance he gets.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

AJ McCarron uses the phase "a whole 'nuther"
AJ McCarron uses irregardless and then reminds you "it's technically a word"

We put the K in Kwality

AJ McCarron sends out those "monetary inheritance from the prince of Nigeria" emails.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

aj mccarron doesn't shower before class and then sits right next to you

AJ McCarron thinks "Enter Sandman" sucks. He also clubs baby seals in the offseason.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

AJ McCarron stops to ask for directions.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

AJ McCarron cares what people post about him on message boards.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

AJ McCarron was a volunteer Hall Monitor in High School.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

AJ McCarron dreams of living in France.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

AJ McCarron overuses the word "literally".

AJ McCarron denied my pussy touchdowns.

"Mountains get big cause they have no natural predators." - Ken M

AJ McCarron sorts his recycling.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

AJ McCarron rewinds videotape rentals.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

AJ McCarron knows what videotapes are.

We put the K in Kwality

Since I started this thread, I have no problem throwing this random bit out here...

My baby girl is now scheduled to be born tomorrow (not next Tuesday), because she didn't want to miss #BeatBama and #AJTEARS!

FTW, congrats VTChrim

Sweet. Congrats to you and the family.

My son is due during Western Carolina week. Even though it's the home opener, not much of a game...

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

You shall play that child Enter Sandman within 24 hours of entering this world. I can see the reaction now....

Wow

Seriously though, congratulations VTChrim. Couldn't be happier to soon be having another member of Hokie Nation!

THAT IS HAPPENING! Thanks!

Better idea: play Enter Sandman AS she enters the world.

Negative ghost rider: you really want the doctors and nurses jumping up and down and screaming instead of delivering your baby?

We put the K in Kwality

Worth it. If/when I have children, I'm whipping out my phone in the delivery room and blasting Enter Sandman. If my wife isn't ok with it, she wasn't right for me anyways.

VTChrim's kid isn't being delivered. They're just beginning their conquest.

Her first words were,"there were more people in the OR for my birth, than were at UVa's spring game."

Congratulations! Always awesome to welcome a new Hokie into the world.

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

AJ McCarron was never the same after August 31st.

When people say "I assume..." AJ McCarron always says "You know what happens when you assume?..."

You're wrong and are upset by VT!

McCarron set Johnny up..

AJ McCarron buys Johnny Manzel autographs.

We put the K in Kwality

A.J. McCarron is the evil rich kid in every teen movie.

AJ McCarron crop-dusts school kids and old people.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

AJ McCarron doesn't wave when you let him cut in during rush hour traffic.

AJ McCarron uses his cell phone while checking out at the register

AJ McCarron doesn't say thank you when you hold the door open for him

AJ McCarron drinks from curly straws.

Wait a minute those are fun...

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

AJ McCarron wears "Vote for Pedro" shirts.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

But he voted for Summer! THAT BASTARD!!

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

AJ McCarron uses excess punctuation and emoticons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~)&

We put the K in Kwality

AJ McCarron calls everyone "Brah".

We put the K in Kwality

AJ McCarron actually texts "LOL".

We put the K in Kwality

AJ McCarron actually laughs out loud before texting 'LOL'

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

AJ McCarron texts "k". Because he's that d-bag

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AJ McCarron actually says "LOL" in conversation

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

AJ McCarron rides a unicycle.

We put the K in Kwality

AJ McCarron does magic tricks at keg parties.

We put the K in Kwality

AJ McCarron stays up late posting things about himself on TKP.

We put the K in Kwality

AJ McCarron recites Pi to 12 decimal places ... when nobody asks.

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AJ McCarron is a closet wahoo...

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

2 wristbands... pocket square... bow tie... both earbuds in... spiked hair... uggh

AJ McCarron watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 and sings along with Vanilla Ice's NINJA RAP .

H_O_K_I_E_S-HOKIES!

Proud Member Of The Key Play Community Since January 2012.

Hey c'mon now thats my childhood you're making fun of...

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Indeed. Its not as good as part 1 but still a good movie but as I get older the Ninja Rap starts to get a little annoying just saying. I figured more people would get a kick out of it because I believe its part of the childhood of most of TKP users.

H_O_K_I_E_S-HOKIES!

Proud Member Of The Key Play Community Since January 2012.

AJ McCarron's favorite movie of all time is Titanic with his fave celebrity crush Leo DiCaprio.

DFWTF...DON'T FUCK WITH THE FULLERS

And his favorite song is Celine Dion "My Heart Will Go On" he sings karaoke WITHOUT using lyrics.

DFWTF...DON'T FUCK WITH THE FULLERS

AJ McCarron has MD plates... seriously, why cant they drive here?

in Fuller we trust

nm

AJ McCarron puts decaf in the coffee pot in the morning.

AJ McCarron's mom drives him to school everyday (you know...cause he lives at home).

We put the K in Kwality

Sam Rogers dropped a hot karl on Nick Saban's head named AJ McCarron

DFWTF...DON'T FUCK WITH THE FULLERS

AJ McCarron has never seen the serial number on a condom

Onward and upward

AJ McCarron bobs for apples in the toilet... ... and he likes it!

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

AJ McCarron will be crying on national television August 31st at approximately 9:30pm est.

VHokie

AJ McCarron squeezes toothpaste from the bottom

AND

makes sure the toilet seat is left down.

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Upvoted because I miss reading Highlights.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

AJ McCarron invented telemarketing.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

AJ McCarron's favorite Golden Girl is Bea Arthur.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

AJ McCarron says "foam is not your friend" every time he's at a keg party.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

AJ McCarron wants the terrorists to win.

If a completion is going to happen, AJ McCarron's body just has a way of shutting it down.

Maybe I shouldn't have gone down this road...

AJ McCarron wears an A-Rod jersey.

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AJ McCarron shouts 'Noonan!" every time you are putting.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

AJ McCarron screams his own name during sex.

AJ McCarron thinks O'Doyle rules.

It’s later than you think.

(apologies if anyone is getting annoyed that I keep doing this, I just cant resist the references!)

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

AJ McCarron designed the rear of the new scoreboard!!!!

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

It's not THAT bad... haha.

AJ McCarron is both

a "Claymate"

AND

a "Belieber"

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

Aj McCarron thinks that finding memo was a terrible movie and that Pixar is the uva of movie studios

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AJ McCarron stops at the beginning of the merge lane to check traffic on the highway.. Really wish MD drivers were better

in Fuller we trust

AJ McCarron drives semi trucks on I-81 and cuts you off constantly

AJ thinks HDDVD still has a chance.

AJ McCarron Follows Heather Dinich on Twitter

AJ McCarron quotes lines from the movie "Mean Girls" when he busts on people.

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aj mccarron wears a walking boot for an ingrown toenail

I couldn't even make this one up. Aj McCarron was quoted saying "You don't really win the game on Saturday. You win it every day before that."

Go ahead and think that. He really believes he has already won. Last time I checked, the game is won in the 60 minutes between kickoff and the final whistle. That arrogance it the very reason why Tech has every chance to pull the upset.

I read this differently. I think he's talking about failing to prepare/preparing to fail. Sounds like the Saban process has sunk in.